Cleaning out friends/familys house what have you found

[Lulu_pleasing]

When I was at my uncle and aunts house for a holiday visit I found her vibrator collection in her nightstand
They were away for a evening and they only had an extra bed in their bedroom
I just searched for the remote controller of their tv in the bedroom and found something else instead

 

[nightowl75]

I wasn’t helping anyone move, but in a desk drawer I once found a picture of my mom, obviously drunk, wearing only pantyhose, legs spread. Mom was a gorgeous woman. She was probably mid to late 30s in the pic, I wanna guess. Years later, I almost let it slip to her that I found it.

 

[waynefar]

When my mom passed away a few years ago, we found a box of VHS videos of their "activities". I was always aware they were swingers so not really shocked at the find. Have since had them transferred to DVD and we watch them from time to time.

More recently, my wife's father passed away. He kept meticulous detail of his life in his journals and photograph albums, including sexual activity. There was so much more about them than we thought. Mother is still alive but is losing it, so oblivious to what we found.

 

[GirthyElf]

When I was at my uncle and aunts house for a holiday visit I found her vibrator collection in her nightstand
They were away for a evening and they only had an extra bed in their bedroom
I just searched for the remote controller of their tv in the bedroom and found something else instead

Oh Lordy. You didn’t try it out did you??

 

[CuttingEdge]

My girlfriend and I were going through some old financial records, and I forgot that years ago I had wanted to answer the age old question: which is less expensive, having a wife or getting a prostitute? Since I budgeted and tracked expenses well, all I had to do was track how many times my wife and I had sex, then divide out her annual expense since I could parse her costs out from other members of the family.

Just for the record it came out to $58 a screw. Just slightly more than a street hooker, but a lot less than an escort. Factoring in quality, I would say having a wife is more fiscally responsible.

Finding this information, my girlfriend was NOT impressed that I had such detailed records of sex with the ex-wife. I think having graphs and charts of what kind of sex we were having and when, did not help.

 

[SecretiveThoughts]

Once saw a bottle of poppers on my dads bedside table

 

[CurtGiles46]

I’m looking forward to this situation after my 70 year old aunt dies. She’s a widow, no children.

I was always attracted to everything about her: her looks, her clothes, etc. she was a model in her 20’s.

I would love to tour her house and find nude pics of her from when she was younger. I’d also love to take the old bras, panties, and stockings from her lingerie drawers and add those to my masturbating with lingerie collection.

 

[ltlp2468022]

Snooping around in my dad's shop I came across a stack of Hustler and Penthouse magazines. They were stuffed in a corner cabinet under the workbench and it seemed they were well dusted off. lol

Bonnie what did u look at them

 

[Bonnie_Does]

I had never heard of hustler actually. I just leafed through one. Good photography!! Dad probably jerked off a few times looking at them!

 

[Handydan]

I had never heard of hustler actually. I just leafed through one. Good photography!! Dad probably jerked off a few times looking at them!

Ahhhh the good ol days of porn magazines. Nothing better than finding dad's stash when we were young boys learning about girls and masturbating. I miss them.

 

[ltlp2468022]

I had never heard of hustler actually. I just leafed through one. Good photography!! Dad probably jerked off a few times looking at them!

I bet he did

 

[ned63]

I was helping a friend an his wife move. They were outside putting stuff in the back of his pick up. I was still in their bedroom waiting for them to come back in tell me what to take out next. Well I looked quickly in the dresser drawers. Found her bra's an panties. She had some very nice things to admire. She came into the room as I was closing the drawer. She smiled an asked if I had found somethings that I liked. Yes I did. Always wondered what you undies an bra's looked an felt like. I like them very much, and when I get a glimpse of them on you I'l give you a nod and very big smile. She smiled an told me to give her a complement to if I wanted to. Damn the good old days. Some good flirting between us happened ocasionally when I noticed her wearing some of her pretty bra's an maybe the top of her panties showing out of her jeans mmmm

 

[UtilityCurve]

Was moving my MIL and found her stash. When I told my wife, I thought she was going to vomit.

 

[emme8]

When my mother in law was diagnosed with cancer, she went to spend a weekend on vacation with her daughter and surprisingly never went back into her own house. When she with went into hospices friend of hers came to visit. I begged that friend to look for anything she knew Nana wouldn't want us to see.

 

[Bbl87]

Never gone through anyone's stuff and found anything interesting. BUT, I've thought many a time if my wife and I were to leave this mortal coil at the same time, whoever went through our bedroom would he in for a surprise. Under bed restraint system, a storage bin of toys and a other full of bondage gear.

 

[BongoGal]

When my mother in law was diagnosed with cancer, she went to spend a weekend on vacation with her daughter and surprisingly never went back into her own house. When she with went into hospices friend of hers came to visit. I begged that friend to look for anything she knew Nana wouldn't want us to see.

I found it amusing that I had a friend and a mutual friend who had an arrangement that if the first friend died or something, the other one would get and remove the sex toys from her bedside drawers. I suppose that I should make some sort of plans like that, but right now I'm hoping that I'll have enough warning to be able to do it myself.

 

[PhiloDaddy]

My step mom has already warned me about my dad's porn collection. However, she moved recently so I don't know if the boxes moved with her.

 

[LarryTee50]

A year ago I helped clean out a small apt that was vacated by a young, very slender dark haired woman. At the back of a closet shelf I found a pair of teal thong panties.......obviously fuck stained..........

 

[Oshkosh60]

Riding crop on the top shelf in master bedroom....they did not own horses......

 

[Goldenfinger]

I was helping a friend I was stationed with and his wife move. I was standing there with a box waiting for him and his wife move to put it in the car and it started buzzing. We all looked at each other. The wife opened up the box and it was a wind up cat toy. Then she looked at both of us and said “What did you think it was?”. We both smiled then she said “mine plugs into the wall!“ and she walked away.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I was helping a friend I was stationed with and his wife move. I was standing there with a box waiting for him and his wife move to put it in the car and it started buzzing. We all looked at each other. The wife opened up the box and it was a wind up cat toy. Then she looked at both of us and said “What did you think it was?”. We both smiled then she said “mine plugs into the wall!“ and she walked away.

Now that's the opening to a MFM story if ever there was one.