Clerihew Corner

[Penuche]

BlackCashmere
has grace sincere,
I'd swap OD's arse
For half her class.

 

[Hornblende]

Penuche
Ain't no douche
But watch your manners
Or you'll end up on one of her banners!

 

[Amalgamation]

Hornblende's
Rear end gets so much play.
Makes me wonder if he
Has a flash list everyday

 

[Hornblende]

BackdoorBella
Could inflame any fella
She has a killer giggle
Would love to make her wriggle

 

[Hornblende]

Doctor Liz
Runs Lit's medical biz
Dispensing advice
That's naughty, but nice...