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[hotwords229_A]

Well, I went to look for gingerbread pornography.

This is the best sentence I’ve read all day!

 

[Apisto42]

Well, I went to look for gingerbread pornography.

(Before remembering my state makes it difficult to see that kind of thing. )

I ran across little item, however, during my search

I mean, sure, a novella, even an erotica one, needs a decent plot, but - there is just waaaaaaay too much detailed, gingerbread back story for my comfort.

It also confirms my long held theory - based on no evidence whatsoever - that Tumblr is not a safe space.

Also, it seems there is a booktok erotica.

Who knew?

Wtf. Seriously wtf.

 

[Endless_Night]

This is the best sentence I’ve read all day!

You weirdo.

Wtf. Seriously wtf.

Right? There I was, bopping along, minding my own business, searching for something to feed @Hotword's insatiable need for monster porn, and -

*bam*

I mean, that is some seriously involved gingerbread porn backstory.

 

[Rchaz]

Hopefully that got your attention. Obviously it did or you wouldn't be reading this. I found this map on the interwebs and was wondering if there are any experts in the field that can verify what this map implies
http://i.imgur.com/8zvrYyV.png

Are guys in the southern US more unhappy with their endowment? Do people in the north have larger wangs? Does it suck to live in Mississippi? Thank you for your time

New Mexico sucks just as much. But out of the 2, Mississippi are better suckers. Getting hard just thinking about them

 

[hotwords229_A]

There I was, bopping along, minding my own business, searching for something to feed @Hotword's insatiable need for monster porn

See how I get blamed for the “need for monster porn” even though I have no sexual attraction for gingerbread men. Although, I have savored a few of them in my mouth.

But I digress.

It strikes me how this thread has devolved into monster porn talk considering how strongly it started out. Those early pages are still some of the best to ever come out of Literotica!

 

[Apisto42]

See how I get blamed for the “need for monster porn” even though I have no sexual attraction for gingerbread men. Although, I have savored a few of them in my mouth.

But I digress.

It strikes me how this thread has devolved into monster porn talk considering how strongly it started out. Those early pages are still some of the best to ever come out of Literotica!

We’re merely following the leader of the thread.

 

[Endless_Night]

See how I get blamed for the “need for monster porn” even though I have no sexual attraction for gingerbread men. Although, I have savored a few of them in my mouth.

Hmmph!

See when I search erotic book covers for you again.

*flips hair and storms off*

 

[Endless_Night]

Those early pages are still some of the best to ever come out of Literotica!

They are the stuff legends are made off.

Unfortunately it's not something that can be conjured out of thin air.

It takes the right group of people and the right circumstance to implode in an explosion of kismet.

 

[Apisto42]

They are the stuff legends are made off.

Unfortunately it's not something that can be conjured out of thin air.

It takes the right group of people and the right circumstance to implode in an explosion of kismet.

I’m shocked, I say I’m shocked, that @hotwords229_A hasn’t taken that last sentence and run with it.

 

[latecomer91364]

There's really no map, just a straight line from your mouth to my cock.