Cock Talk

[AveryElle]

Do you find veins sexy?

I guess? can't say I look especially hard.

Is a strong veiny cock more or less attractive to you?

Again, can't say I really care. Maybe it's just dehydrated!

Do you love that little blue vein on a large boob as much as I do?

I fear this question no longer applies to me or anyone who ever sees me nekkid. So, if they do care, whoops!

What is the veiniest part of your body?

hands - my piano teacher used to laugh at them.

Are you a phlebotomist’s dream or nightmare?

absolute nightmare. And they are often mine.

What vein on your partner’s body (theoretical or otherwise) is most arousing to you?

can't say I care either way.

If you are freaked out by veins, are you also disturbed by the sight of blood?

hopefully at this point in my life, I'm fine with it all. But one time, I was bleeding all over a hospital floor because of a poorly removed IV so...that was gross.

What kind of veins do you not like?

the ones in trump's neck

What are you most vain about?

I don't think about much, given how I look, but if I HAD to pick, probably my teeth and eyebrows.

 

[AveryElle]

What are you most vain about? ()

I’m too perfect to be vain about anything.

I bet you think this song is about you

 

[hotoldrguy]

Do you find veins sexy?
I never really thought about it
Is a strong veiny cock more or less attractive to you?
N/A I have seen some women comment about loving the veins in a cock
Do you love that little blue vein on a large boob as much as I do?
vein or no, I just love boobs!
What is the veiniest part of your body?
My hands although I do have some varicose veins on the inside of one thigh that look like some kind of tattoo
Are you a phlebotomist’s dream or nightmare?
Nightmare, rolling veins
What vein on your partner’s body (theoretical or otherwise) is most arousing to you?
N/A
If you are freaked out by veins, are you also disturbed by the sight of blood?
no to both
What kind of veins do you not like?
Never really thought about it
What are you most vain about? ()
I have never really found anything about me to be vain about

 

[Apisto42]

It’s all in the behind.

This might be the best gif yet. Whatever the words are after, I’m giving this post 7 out of 5 erections.

After a relationship has ended, how honest are you with the forensic audit of what went wrong?

Pretty honest. It’s usually pretty fucking obvious why it didn’t work out, why bullshit about it?

Who would you say was at fault more times than not in your past relationships falling apart?

It’s been a long time, but pre marriage, the reason none of my relationships worked out is because I knew none of them were long term for me so I didn’t really care.

On average, have you remained friends with, or at least civil with, your past flings?

Yep. Because I learned very early on to be very clear about what I was looking for with a fling. A fling.

Do you try not to make the same mistakes picking a partner or are you a recidivist bad relationship participant?

I like to think that I’ve learned a lot in the past 24 years about serious relationships. I hope that I never have to pursue another serious relationship, but that if I do, I’d be better at it than I was in the first ten years of marriage.

What is the biggest thing you learned about yourself that you did wrong in past relationships that you have fixed about yourself moving forward?

Communication skills and caring about something that is important to your partner, but not necessarily important to yourself.

Have you ever rekindled a failed relationship?

No.

How did that go?

Never bothered. It ended for a reason.

Why do you think some people have a better relationship with each after they break up?

Maturity and being careful about what is said when pissed off. Probably should not tell someone they are a crazy fucking mountain of dysfunction and then hope to fix it.

If you could say one random thing to a past partner, what would it be?

Stop stalking me on socials. Crazy bitch.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Probably should not tell someone they are a crazy fucking mountain of dysfunction and then hope to fix it.

 

[Apisto42]

You are so vein.

Hmm. Erotic, but a little much on the veins for me.

Do you find veins sexy?

Nope. They just are.

Is a strong veiny cock more or less attractive to you?

Lol

Do you love that little blue vein on a large boob as much as I do?

I actually prefer not seeing through skin, but it’s not off putting. It just doesn’t factor high in my awareness? Like, it blends in to the person, it’s part of them, but it’s not a negative or a positive, if that makes sense.

What is the veiniest part of your body?

I suppose they are most visible on hands and cock? Never really thought about it.

Are you a phlebotomist’s dream or nightmare?

I’m not easy to access for a blood draw. A good nurse can do it in one stick. Once this idiot tried 10 times and I told her if she didn’t get someone else I was going to punch her in the face.

What vein on your partner’s body (theoretical or otherwise) is most arousing to you?

None. It’s not arousing for me.

If you are freaked out by veins, are you also disturbed by the sight of blood?

Nope. Just something to take care of.

What kind of veins do you not like?

Open ones.

What are you most vain about? ()

Huh. My cock is pretty marvelous. I’d be sad if anything happened to it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Apisto: “I actually prefer not seeing through skin”

So you don’t find this hot?
I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I always appreciate a post that has me looking things up at least twice...

I re-read his post trying to figure out what you looked up

 

[Apisto42]

Apisto: “I actually prefer not seeing through skin”

So you don’t find this hot?
I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.

I retract my previous statement, he’s hot AF.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I re-read his post trying to figure out what you looked up

Intellectual humble brag...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Intellectual humble brag...

Nah, I wondered if I just skipped over it

 

[Mei5ter]

Nah, I wondered if I just skipped over it

I'm also available with subtitles?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm also available with subtitles?

*waits*

 

[Apisto42]

I'm also available with subtitles?

Can I get that in mandarin? AFAF

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm also available with subtitles?

Can I get that in mandarin? AFAF

I prefer mine in interpretive dance. Video, of course

 

[Endless_Night]

I prefer mine in interpretive dance. Video, of course

Esperanto. Audio.


*has no idea what's under discussion*

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I prefer mine in interpretive dance. Video, of course

Now this I would like to see.

 

[Mei5ter]

Can I get that in mandarin? AFAF

Hmmm. That's on Duolingo so maybe...

I prefer mine in interpretive dance. Video, of course

*looks on Duolingo for Interpretative Dance ..

 

[Mei5ter]

Now this I would like to see.

Well, I'd love to, but the last time I made a video about veins and arteries there was that misunderstanding with the police and the anti-terrorism people, and the hospital had to close.

But maybe there are some other topics in this thread we could interpret physically? I have a few ideas...

 

[Apisto42]

Hmmm. That's on Duolingo so maybe...

*looks on Duolingo for Interpretative Dance ..

 

[SmokingFap]

It’s all in the behind.

After a relationship has ended, how honest are you with the forensic audit of what went wrong?

I'm much more self aware than a lot of people, I think. And I'm very honest with myself about the causes of a breakup. I also know that sometimes things just fizzle out and it's no one's fault.

Who would you say was at fault more times than not in your past relationships falling apart?

I would say I was more at fault most of the time, but it's almost never just one person's fault. Even if someone cheated on you, there's a reason that they did it.

On average, have you remained friends with, or at least civil with, your past flings?

Yes. I've almost always had amicable if somewhat painful breakups and have been good friends with most of my previous girlfriends and both ex-wives.

Do you try not to make the same mistakes picking a partner or are you a recidivist bad relationship participant?

I'm not sure I ever make the same mistake twice, because I don't look for a particular type, and every relationship is different.

What is the biggest thing you learned about yourself that you did wrong in past relationships that you have fixed about yourself moving forward?

To be more self-confident, which leads to being more trusting. Jealousy and paranoia are terrible for any relationship.

Have you ever rekindled a failed relationship? How did that go?

Once, with my last girlfriend. Changing circumstances let us to fizzle out, not break up. But when we tried it again, the magic just wasn't there anymore. No hard feelings on either side.

Why do you think some people have a better relationship with each after they break up?

Just understanding and accepting the reasons for the breakup. And remembering that the vast majority of relationships do not end up in a lifelong marriage.

If you could say one random thing to a past partner, what would it be?

I wish I hadn't been so insecure with you. You never gave me a reason to be.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Her poop deck was covered in seamen.

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?
How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?
Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?
Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?
Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:
Do geysers at National parks make you horny?
Are you turned off by cum? Why?
How do you feel about autofellatio?
What questions do you have about cum?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?
I do it looks like VICTORY!
How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?
I have never received any I have done them a couple of times upon request
Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?
There is a worst place? I suppose if you are a receiver the eyes would be....
Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?
I like cumming in her (if I had a her) pussy or mouth best
Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:
I have had it shoot farther than expected but nothing medal worthy
Do geysers at National parks make you horny?
Nope...Is that a fetish?
Are you turned off by cum? Why?
Not at all
How do you feel about autofellatio?
Since I am unable to do it, I have no opinion.
What questions do you have about cum?
None really. My cum and I are quite comfortable with each other

 

[Peter_Out]

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?

It doesn't bother me one way of the other.

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?

If it's something that someone I'm at that level of intimacy with is into, then I would (have - only one person said they wanted it, so I obliged). Just some random person/photo on the internet? No.

Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?

Probably, at the time - I was in my late teens and not even aware of my bi side by then - when I hit myself in my own face.

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?

I prefer in rather than on, but am more than happy to oblige if they want it elsewhere.

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:

See the self-shooting incident.

There was also the doctor, after my vasectomy, telling me I had to provide a sample a while later that they could test to make sure I was "safe", because apparently the body keeps a "reserve". It took me three tests until I was pronounced clear. It's not like I was exactly stinting on trying to clear that reserve, either.

Do geysers at National parks make you horny?
Are you turned off by cum? Why?
How do you feel about autofellatio?

I feel a pain in my back if I try it Is that what you meant?

What questions do you have about cum?

None, that I know of.

 

[BongoGal]

How do you feel about autofellatio?

If I were a dude and were somehow able to suck myself off, I think it's something I'd try once and then never again. It just seems like too much effort for something that a hand can do with ease. And I wouldn't tell anyone!