Cock Talk

[ScarletDaisy]

I won by a long shot.

Long shot.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I would like to point out that my first act that I can remember was winning a swimming contest against about a billion others. I won. It wasn’t a tie like some of those bullshit twin races. I won by a long shot.

This is something that people with low self esteem should remember. They started out strong and can win again!

Unless, of course, they’re twins.

 

[lavendersilk]

What sexual position do you imagine caused you to go swimming for eggs?

It used to be said(biblical/old testament) that a woman must achieve orgasm to conceive a child, and depending on which party had the orgasm first determined the sex of the child. So I would like to assume that at least happened.

Have you been able to accept the fact that your parents had sex?

Yes. They are human. I don't want to think about the specifics though. However, it is important for a child to know that their parents love(d) each other. They don't have to be married, just knowing that they cared for each other enough to have a kid. It's a good thing.

Assuming it was abstract, would you be interested in knowing the circumstances of that moment—was it a quicky, a night of passion, was it dirty, hot, on purpose, by accident, from behind, etc.?

I know I was conceived out of wedlock and I'm okay with that. I like knowing they were passionate and weren't just "trying for a kid." It was a surprise for them and their parents. I mean... it couldn't have been that much of a surprise without protection. And my brother was born fifteen months later.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is something that people with low self esteem should remember. They started out strong and can win again!

Agreed. We were all born winners. From there, you make your choices.

Unless, of course, they’re twins.

Yeah. Boo for twins (except in very special circumstances).

 

[hotwords229_A]

Boo for twins (except in very special circumstances).

For example.

 

[Lord Pmann]

For example.

This is a perfect example. Spot on.

 

[baise]

I had prostate surgery a number of years ago for an enlarged prostate. It was just a matter of scraping away a little bit, so everything works and orgasm feels the same as before…But…I don’t shoot anymore. Well I do, but you wouldn’t know it. I ejaculate backwards into my bladder. That’s what happens to men who have that surgery. Still get precum, but now after I masturbate, I just have to pull up my clothes and walk away, no mess to clean up…and oral does not come with the usual problem.

Probably not very interesting, and strictly speaking not about cock…but I have to start somewhere, if I am going to post more than I have in the past

 

[hotwords229_A]

I had prostate surgery a number of years ago for an enlarged prostate. It was just a matter of scraping away a little bit, so everything works and orgasm feels the same as before…But…I don’t shoot anymore. Well I do, but you wouldn’t know it. I ejaculate backwards into my bladder. That’s what happens to men who have that surgery. Still get precum, but now after I masturbate, I just have to pull up my clothes and walk away, no mess to clean up…and oral does not come with the usual problem.

Probably not very interesting, and strictly speaking not about cock…but I have to start somewhere, if I am going to post more than I have in the past

I didn’t know it went into your bladder. That’s something I wondered.
So after you orgasm you have that same sense of calm relaxation? Like, you feel as if you just had an exorcism? Do you still get back to horny as fast, or does it take longer? What about erection stiffness? Is that affected?

 

[baise]

As I said, everything is the same. No effect on erections. You feel what you felt before the surgery. Age affects what you are asking about, but whatever you felt before, you feel after.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Probably not very interesting, and strictly speaking not about cock…but I have to start somewhere, if I am going to post more than I have in the past

Wrong. This is the most interesting thing ever.

But now I have a question or two for follow up.

1. Does your bladder then expel this later?

2. Did they make you aware of this before the fact? Or did you just jerk off one day and then there was nothing?

Fascinating.

 

[baise]

1) I don’t pee sperm. It is kind of mixes with the urine and comes out next time you go. You can’t see it and the urine looks the same as ever, although I must admit I don’t spend a lot of time starring at my urine. You feel nothing that is any different

2) Yes, I was told beforehand.

 

[Apisto42]

A thought that should never be pondered.

I remember a funny moment when @deefalttwunnyfor wondered what sexual position his parents were in that resulted in his birth to which @Lord Pmann responded, “Well, it wasn’t anal”.

Lol

That made me laugh.

While trying to block the visual and consider the theoretical:

What sexual position do you imagine caused you to go swimming for eggs?

Probably that weird thing that Mormons do where you’re clothed except for access to the naughty bits and just insert the penis into the vagina and then just rock the bed.

Not that my parents are Mormon, but that’s all I can really imagine.

Have you been able to accept the fact that your parents had sex?

Yes. In the abstract of I was created.

Assuming it was abstract, would you be interested in knowing the circumstances of that moment—was it a quicky, a night of passion, was it dirty, hot, on purpose, by accident, from behind, etc.?

I know it wasn’t an accident, but I really just can’t imagine my mom being sexually passionate. More like, she was doing the laundry and my dad just slipped it in from behind, got a nut, released me from the perfect bliss of the universe to suffer here on earth. Asshole.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Three is the loneliest number.

In a hypothetical threesome, do you prefer to be the couple who invites a third person in, would you rather be the third person, or would you prefer three non-romantic people who just need a good fuck?
Do you want all the attention on you, or do you want the other two to spend some time on each other while you watch?
Would you prefer to be in your bed, their bed, or a neutral area?
On your way out through the threeway gift shop, do you want to buy the photo of your climax, or are you good with just the memory?
Is a threeway daisy chain the best approach to everyone getting the proper attention, or is it better to let one person be ravaged by the other two and just take turns?
Rate these in the order you would be interested in doing them: FFM, MMF, MFM, FMF, MMM, FFF (when the letters are next to each other it means those two will/can fuck, otherwise there are pre-established rules)

 

[lavendersilk]

Three is the loneliest number.

In a hypothetical threesome, do you prefer to be the couple who invites a third person in, would you rather be the third person, or would you prefer three non-romantic people who just need a good fuck?

I've been in one threesome and it was awkward. I would prefer, if I try again, that everyone knows each other to some degree. If I was younger I might think differently.

Do you want all the attention on you, or do you want the other two to spend some time on each other while you watch?

I'm a bit of an attention whore... I dont think I've ever applied this term more accurately. So, while I do enjoy a good show... I need the focus back on me pretty quickly.

Would you prefer to be in your bed, their bed, or a neutral area?

Neutral area probably.

On your way out through the threeway gift shop, do you want to buy the photo of your climax, or are you good with just the memory?

Oh, goodness... this brings back a memory from Splash Mountain in Disney World. For those too young to remember, they would take a picture of you right as you were descending the top of the roller coaster. So... I think we should have a photo shoot pre-orgasm when our lingerie is still in tact and our makeup isn't smeared. Boudoir photo shoot then cameras be gone!

Is a threeway daisy chain the best approach to everyone getting the proper attention, or is it better to let one person be ravaged by the other two and just take turns?

Two on one at a time is hot. So each person lives that fantasy.

Rate these in the order you would be interested in doing them: FFM, MMF, MFM, FMF, MMM, FFF (when the letters are next to each other it means those two will/can fuck, otherwise there are pre-established rules)

FFM, MMF, MFM, FMF, FFF.

 

[hotwords229_A]

this brings back a memory from Splash Mountain in Disney World.

“Splash Mountain(s)” is exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Apisto42]

Three is the loneliest number.

Based on the recent questions, should I assume your porn viewing has been threesomes lately?

In a hypothetical threesome, do you prefer to be the couple who invites a third person in, would you rather be the third person, or would you prefer three non-romantic people who just need a good fuck?

The last one. Sounds the most fun with less chance of someone being butthurt in a non good way.

Do you want all the attention on you, or do you want the other two to spend some time on each other while you watch?

Everyone doing everyone.

Would you prefer to be in your bed, their bed, or a neutral area?

Neutral?

On your way out through the threeway gift shop, do you want to buy the photo of your climax, or are you good with just the memory?

As above, Splash mountain of course.

Is a threeway daisy chain the best approach to everyone getting the proper attention, or is it better to let one person be ravaged by the other two and just take turns?

I think it would be best for everyone to do what they want in the moment.

Rate these in the order you would be interested in doing them: FFM, MMF, MFM, FMF, MMM, FFF (when the letters are next to each other it means those two will/can fuck, otherwise there are pre-established rules)

Just remove the commas and get a really good sized room.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Based on the recent questions, should I assume your porn viewing has been threesomes lately?

Were the last few questions about threesomes?
I haven’t looked back.

Maybe my dick is trying to tell me something!
“What’s that, boy? You’d like two people at once? Okay, show me, boy, show me!”

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Based on the recent questions, should I assume your porn viewing has been threesomes lately?

My browser history seems to tell on me (I've been watching a LOT of threesomes lately)

 

[Apisto42]

My browser history seems to tell on me (I've been watching a LOT of threesomes lately)

How you doing?

 

[Apisto42]

My browser history seems to tell on me (I've been watching a LOT of threesomes lately)

And…

I bet you’re getting a lot of ads for condoms, lube and std tests?

For example, I was looking at the unhide blankets, and now every pop up ad is for unhide blankets.

 

[hotwords229_A]

My browser history seems to tell on me (I've been watching a LOT of threesomes lately)

And what combination of threesomes has grabbed your attention most?

For example, I was looking at the unhide blankets, and now every pop up ad is for unhide blankets.

What is an unhide blanket? Is it a blanket with a hole in it so you can stay warm while watching movies with your dick?

 

[cocokittysurprise]

In a hypothetical threesome, do you prefer to be the couple who invites a third person in, would you rather be the third person, or would you prefer three non-romantic people who just need a good fuck?

**This is very hypothetical, because I would never participate in a threesome**
I'd prefer the 3rd option: non-romantic, but familiar with one another.

Do you want all the attention on you, or do you want the other two to spend some time on each other while you watch?

Neither; everyone should be getting some type of attention. We have two hands and a couple of holes for a reason.

Would you prefer to be in your bed, their bed, or a neutral area?

Neutral.

On your way out through the threeway gift shop, do you want to buy the photo of your climax, or are you good with just the memory?

Memory is fine; I don't need physical evidence.

Is a threeway daisy chain the best approach to everyone getting the proper attention, or is it better to let one person be ravaged by the other two and just take turns?

Go with the flow.

Rate these in the order you would be interested in doing them: FFM, MMF, MFM, FMF, MMM, FFF (when the letters are next to each other it means those two will/can fuck, otherwise there are pre-established rules)

Most to least:
- MFM
- MMF
- FMF
- FFM
- FFF
- MMM (physically impossible)

 

[masterslave00]

Three is the loneliest number.

In a hypothetical threesome, do you prefer to be the couple who invites a third person in, would you rather be the third person, or would you prefer three non-romantic people who just need a good fuck?

To be the couple who invites the third

Do you want all the attention on you, or do you want the other two to spend some time on each other while you watch?

Attention should be equally spread across all three

Would you prefer to be in your bed, their bed, or a neutral area?

Our bed would do

On your way out through the threeway gift shop, do you want to buy the photo of your climax, or are you good with just the memory?

Why not video recording?

Is a threeway daisy chain the best approach to everyone getting the proper attention, or is it better to let one person be ravaged by the other two and just take turns?

It depends on the situation... I love the daisy chain...

Rate these in the order you would be interested in doing them: FFM, MMF, MFM, FMF, MMM, FFF (when the letters are next to each other it means those two will/can fuck, otherwise there are pre-established rules)

FFM, FMF, MFF

 

[hotwords229_A]

MMM (physically impossible)

Nothing wrong with a little voyeurism.

FFM, FMF, MFF

I’m sensing a theme here.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Nothing wrong with a little voyeurism.

That's two dudes too many.