Cock Talk

[Glassnslate]

Isn’t fresh from the tap different than licking it off my hand? AFAF.

In this instance, I would have to take somebody’s word for it.

I have tasted my own several times, well more than several times, by several means, but never straight from the tap.

Slate

 

[LostHorizon]

In this instance, I would have to take somebody’s word for it.

I wouldn’t know either. Just surmising that fresh from the tap is always better.

I have tasted my own several times, well more than several times, by several means, but never straight from the tap.

Slate

I have tasted my own too. Not a big fan of licking my cum off my own body, someone else’s is a whole different experience.

 

[LeSabreur]

...So he said he would lie on his bed in his dorm, put his legs/feet up on the wall, and wank. That way it was easier to aim for his mouth when he came....

As a former young man, I can assure you that this is immensely arousing and an extremely widespread, if taboo and little-discussed, practice. An ardent young guy with the horn on can and will do almost anything to achieve the object of his lust. Once I discovered that I could touch the tip of my cock with my tongue, it was simply a matter of practice and a willingness to distort and probably injure various important parts of my body. Having achieved the ability to suck my own cock, an indescribable fervor of taboo-based excitement carried me into my blossoming sexual life as a young adult...and, most likely, is the reason that the more *ahem* mature version of your humble scribe has significant degenerative disease of his cervical spine.

 

[Apisto42]

For example... say you just went down on a guy and swallowed like a good  girl lover and you go to kiss him but he refuses. That kinda sucks. No pun intended.

I think if a guy enjoys tasting himself on your tongue, that's hot. I certainly don't mind tasting myself on his tongue.

I think it's pretty hot to taste myself in a woman's mouth after she's sucked my cock and swallowed me. It's definitely a turn on for more play.

 

[jackburns]

My cock would love to join in on the conversation but my cock can't talk or type.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I also like tasting me on someone else. I taste pretty good.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ive just felt that if it’s thin, a couple shots. That shed feel like I wasn’t aroused or it wasn’t good enough. Maybe I’m in the minority. On the other side. For her, it’s all about making sure her climax happens and it happens as much as she’d like.

If you lose your erection mid shag, then I'll feel like I wasn't sufficient to keep you aroused. Otherwise, we good

 

[Apisto42]

I also like tasting me on someone else. I taste pretty good.

Then I bet we’d taste fantastic mixed together.

 

[LeSabreur]

I used to have a delightfully naughty friend who swore by dietary measures to enhance the taste of his semen. He insisted on avoiding coffee, tea, or alcohol, and consumed a lot of pineapple juice and cinnamon.

Mrs Sabreur agreed that his cum was, indeed, extraordinarily yummy.

 

[TomTeacher19]

There is a definite mentality among many men that the measure of your manliness is measured, in part, by the power/volume/intensity your cum has when launched. There is also a belief that touching/consuming/tasting cum is strictly something a woman should experience and doing so is close to being homosexual which is scary and bad.

From what I can tell both of these are also commonly shared beliefs by people who would never be caught dead somewhere like this website.

Yes I'm speaking in generalizations, which always carries a lot of inaccuracies and exceptions. But I know a lot of these guys.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Thinking about it is reminding me of a hibachi restaurant…

This wins for most unexpected statement!

Haven’t read through the other questions/answers yet so forgive me if this is a repeat but does the viscosity of male cum depend on hydration? Diet? Genetics? Time of the month? Have you noticed yours changing based on any variables or is it pretty much always the same?

I think I’m fairly consistent.

What kinda aim and distance you think I got! Who does do this? I don’t believe you.

Is it yoga?

Gravity. As explained by others, just lay on your back, throw your legs up, stare down the barrel and have fun.

Would it really be that hard to just lick your hand?

Yes. Cum is gross. If not dealt with fresh out of the pipe it’s too horrifying to deal with.

I wouldn’t know either. Just surmising that fresh from the tap is always better.

Correct. (My own tap, just so we’re clear ).

 

[hotoldrguy]

There is a definite mentality among many men that the measure of your manliness is measured, in part, by the power/volume/intensity your cum has when launched. There is also a belief that touching/consuming/tasting cum is strictly something a woman should experience and doing so is close to being homosexual which is scary and bad.

From what I can tell both of these are also commonly shared beliefs by people who would never be caught dead somewhere like this website.

Yes I'm speaking in generalizations, which always carries a lot of inaccuracies and exceptions. But I know a lot of these guys.

this also applies to pee. Hence the term pissing match

 

[hotwords229_A]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

What supernatural questions haunt you?

 

[hotoldrguy]

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?
It depends on how blurry the recording came out

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?
I would go with the anal probe. I do not want aliens in my head

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?
Is this a trick question?

What supernatural questions haunt you?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

I'm all for privacy... but I'd also like to retire early... #BlessTheirHearts

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

I don't want a chip in my head... you say no pain, but I hope the aliens some skills...

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

Would calling on St. Anthony's help interfere with the ghost's bedroom skills? I'm always looking for stuff as it is, so at least the ghost would give me a reason for why I can't find my stuff...

What supernatural questions haunt you?

Invisible people -- are they purely voyeurs, or do you think they like to interfere with the visible world?

 

[LostHorizon]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

I would respect their privacy. That’s easier than explaining to everyone what I was doing in the woods watching and recording two Bigfoots orally pleasing each other.

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

A one and done pain free anal probe is the way to go. And who knows? I may even enjoy it.

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

I am losing stuff all the time anyway so I would definitely stick around for the mind blowing sex. Since I am already used to looking for lost things at least I’m getting mind blowing sex on demand

What supernatural questions haunt you?

None they come to mind at the moment.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

POP QUIZ:
What supernatural questions haunt you?

If you could become a ghost who would you haunt?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

If you could become a ghost who would you haunt?

While it might be fun to pick a particular person, I think it might get boring with just one person to haunt...

I think I'd like to be a ghost in a cool hotel -- maybe somewhere like New Orleans. So that I would have a wide variety of folks to haunt, and the people-watching would be most excellent!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

While it might be fun to pick a particular person, I think it might get boring with just one person to haunt...

I think I'd like to be a ghost in a cool hotel -- maybe somewhere like New Orleans. So that I would have a wide variety of folks to haunt, and the people-watching would be most excellent!

Good answer!

You could give people coitus interuptus.

 

[Apisto42]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

Sorry dudes, that is going in the bank. Not the spank bank, the money bank.

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

Would the chip interfere with the ones already there from the NSA, CIA, FBI, M5, and the FSB? Heck, what’s one more right?

Or, is the probe ridged for my pleasure? That might be the deciding factor.

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

Imma going to go with ghost sex. I’ll just AirTag the important stuff and Bluetooth them to the chips in my head.

What supernatural questions haunt you?

What are my current viewing ratings from all the watchers at the security agencies and the aliens? Have they died from boredom yet?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I thought this belonged here

https://twitter.com/x/status/2014582013899284499

 

[lavendersilk]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

NMK

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

In the butt, big eyes!

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

I would continue living there. Hot.

What supernatural questions haunt you?

I guess the ghost one technically...

 

[LostHorizon]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

I have given this one some additional thought. What if it’s two lady Bigfoots doing the same thing. Maybe they wouldn’t be as embarrassed? Would respect for their privacy be any different?

 

[cocokittysurprise]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

I would not even think to record them. A violation of privacy is a violation of privacy.

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

I would ask what benefit they get out of anally probing me; the options do not seem to be equitable. And if they are technologically advanced to the point they can make it to this hellhole, I doubt they'd need to implant a chip to study human behavior.

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

I'd figure out a way to communicate with them so I can ask why they keep hiding my stuff. And I'm not moving out of my home because of a ghost, especially if they seem harmless.

What supernatural questions haunt you?

None.

 

[TomTeacher19]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

If we're totally honest I'd probably go choice C and not share it with the world, but not delete it either

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

I feel like I'm not totally understanding this but I guess the anal probe because I don't really see the upside of aliens studying human behavior

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

Absolutely continue living there.

What supernatural questions haunt you?

Never watched that show. He's always Dean to me.