Cock Talk

[Apisto42]

We both pick a card.
If your card is higher than mine, I have to have sex with you.
If my card is higher than yours, you have to have sex with me.
If we both pick the same card, anal.

Double ended butt plug?

I’m shocked at the sheer number of women who just aren’t willing to gamble.

You’re looking in the wrong places. Trying picking up someone at a casino.

 

[Apisto42]

Interesting take.


This gives me pause. I find myself starting to think more this way about life in general as of late.

Just say “yes” to most things.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Just say “yes” to most things.

I agree, I regret the bad decisions I didn’t make more than the ones I did.

At least, I think I do.

 

[latecomer91364]

Cock #1: Damn! She looks pretty good, sitting there.
Cock #2: Wait until she stands up.

This is how you end up going home with a fat chick - especially if you're drunk.

 

[MedicalMuse]

An Angel on my Shoulder and a Devil in my Pants

The above image haunts me, in that, it creates an impossible scenario in my mind. How gay could it be if it’s to have sex with her? I mean, look at that fucking body!!!

I think we’ve all made questionable choices with some of our relationships, especially in a one night stand situation.

(I realize the questions below can be taken in a bad way—they aren’t meant to. Let’s keep it legal, pleasant and hilarious).

Have you ever talked yourself into having sex with someone who you wouldn’t ordinarily have sex with?

Yep. College was full of poor life choices.

Have you ever been so caught up in the moment that you went way outside your comfort zone? What did you do?

Yep. That led to skinny dipping, due to youthful ridiculousness. And more. So much more

Does your own horniness generally override your better judgement?

It has in the past. I try to keep it in check these days. I catch myself making choices based on things that I really shouldn’t

Have you ever “gone too far” (out of your comfort zone) with sex while sober?

Yep. It’s the curse of being a giver
Makes it hard to say no when everyone is into it

How easy is it to “talk” you self into sex when you’re horny?

Do you actually have to talk yourself into it?

Have you ever “bargained a sexual deal”, like the above pic, to have sex with someone? Would you?

Hahahah. Well, it has been used as a reward for accomplishing things

Is sex with someone a very serious thing to you, or can it be just a fun thing to do as long as everyone consents and take precautions?

Both. But I think the older I get the more I am interested in just one. The right fit. Too bad I’m also incredibly good at shutting shit down quickly.

Have you ever taken part in a threesome to have sex with one of the people simply because you could? Please provide the video.

Yes. Thank Christ there isn’t video. The memory is enough lol
It wasn’t nearly as good as I’d hoped it would have been. All talk, no delivery, if you catch my drift

And honestly, how gay would you go for her?

I need more than a pretty body . Substance…. There’s no substitute

 

[Endless_Night]

We both pick a card.
If your card is higher than mine, I have to have sex with you.
If my card is higher than yours, you have to have sex with me.
If we both pick the same card, anal.

I’m shocked at the sheer number of women who just aren’t willing to gamble.

So, just to be clear -

If her card is higher than yours do you have to provide the kind of sex she wants? No matter what kind she wants?

If that's not what you're saying maybe it should be.

Just a thought.

 

[Endless_Night]

Just say “yes” to most things.

I think I may have found my milieu with this whole eyebrow raising thing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So, just to be clear -

If her card is higher than yours do you have to provide the kind of sex she wants? No matter what kind she wants?

Sure.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I need more than a pretty body . Substance…. There’s no substitute

Oh, you women, so complicated.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh, you women, so complicated.

Truth. I have to want to talk to you to fuck you. The curse of intelligent discourse.

 

[Cogan]

Truth. I have to want to talk to you to fuck you. The curse of intelligent discourse.

So what do you think about Freud?