Confessions: What are yours? Part V

ICT this recent spell of randiness feels a little unseemly for a man my age, and makes me wonder if I might have a brain tumor.

IACT for some strange reason I keep putting off making an appointment with a doctor to have this problem investigated.

IFCT I also sometimes get confused and say “doctor” when I mean “prostitute.” It’s a peculiar neurological condition. 🤔
 
ICT today has been one of the nicest days of this year
IACT I am so grateful for the important people in my life
❤️
 
ICT None of my distractions are working.

IACT my house is going to be on a full rotation of stay-in visitors starting Friday and I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself.

IFCT this feeling stinks.
 
ICT I’d like to have phone sex, but these cats are making too much noise.

IACT I am reflecting on some insights about how a frustrated man with a hard-on might commit murder.

IFCT while I was reflecting, my erection subsided. Damn cats. 🙄
 
ICT that Hubby finally noticed that part of our hot tub is probably visible from one window of the house to our left behind us. The view is through the trees, but there is a gap in the leaves there.

IACT I am quite sure we have been watched, which I was enjoying the thought of. :devil:

IACT I did not tell Hubby my suspicions, but even so I doubt he will agree to us ever doing anything even slightly naughty on that side of the hot tub again. :rolleyes:

IFCT that I know Hubby would go confront them if I told him what I suspected, and I don't want that. I think the person who is the likely "culprit" is someone I can't give too many details about on this forum per the rules. I said 'hi' to him once when he was in their backyard and I was out adding water to the hot tub. He got really red-faced, mumbled a hello, and rushed inside. ;)
 
ICT someone once told me I had a beautiful singing voice.

IACT after I slept with him I never heard from him again. :(
 
ICT I love how fast a guy drops me when he realizes I won’t be getting him off....and then comes back...
 
ICT I did not realize that it is 6-9 today.

IACT I believe it's important that we honor this fake holiday to the best of our abilities because it's also Gay Pride month. :cattail: :heart:

IFCT I'm tempted to post a notice on our HOA message board to see if I have a bored neighbor who wants to celebrate today with me :devil:
 
ICT I did not realize that it is 6-9 today.

IACT I believe it's important that we honor this fake holiday to the best of our abilities because it's also Gay Pride month. :cattail: :heart:

IFCT I'm tempted to post a notice on our HOA message board to see if I have a bored neighbor who wants to celebrate today with me :devil:

ICT now I’m thinking that I’d like to travel door to door looking for bored neighbors who wanted to celebrate this day.

IACT I would most likely get arrested.

IFCT I’m currently suffering from a bit of indigestion, and wouldn’t want any exotic and spicy something on my stomach for a while anyway. Sadness. 🤷
 
ICT I had the hottest 69 with my much younger gf on a hotel parking lot at lunchtime today. Hot AF!!!
 
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