Cookie's Clearing and Cottage

"Sorry Oreo hun. But your cottage means you're the center of attention. That's how it works."
Can't I be the center of attention some other way?

Giggles and runs her tail down his body, teasing him.

I kid. But still...
 
Resumes hugging Oreo's middle, holding onto her tight "Hmm...well, you have my undivided attention, if that makes a difference. Especially if you keep teasing me like that."
 
Can't I be the center of attention some other way?

Giggles and runs her tail down his body, teasing him.

I kid. But still...
I have this same sort of issue with hosting house parties. I find hallucinogens and whiskey both ease my nerves and make everything hilarious.
 
Blinks.

You get complemented too much at house parties?

Damn, my family invites the wrong people to those things, then.
 
Blinks.

You get complemented too much at house parties?

Damn, my family invites the wrong people to those things, then.
Hit on more than complimented--and weirdly more by guys than girls--and I find the trick to ensuring a good time is to avoid having relatives over. In my case, at least.
 
Hit on more than complimented--and weirdly more by guys than girls--and I find the trick to ensuring a good time is to avoid having relatives over. In my case, at least.

"Do you get hit on by the guy relatives? If so, you may wanna rethink bringing the whiskey."
 
Hit on more than complimented--and weirdly more by guys than girls--and I find the trick to ensuring a good time is to avoid having relatives over. In my case, at least.
That completely confused me...

You get hit on too much by male relatives?

(For the record, I'm just playing with you. I'm not a totally picky bitch.)
 
That completely confused me...

You get hit on too much by male relatives?

(For the record, I'm just playing with you. I'm not a totally picky bitch.)

Nods "That's true. From what I've seen, Oreo may be a bitch, but she's not picky." Grins towards her and pokes out his tongue so she knows he is joking
 
Nods "That's true. From what I've seen, Oreo may be a bitch, but she's not picky." Grins towards her and pokes out his tongue so she knows he is joking
Totally.

I'm actually a bitch IRL. Well, more of a bitch than I am on here...
 
"You don't seem like a bitch to me, for what one opinion is worth. Unless it's just me putting you in a good mood, and you turn bitchy when I'm not around."
 
"You don't seem like a bitch to me, for what one opinion is worth. Unless it's just me putting you in a good mood, and you turn bitchy when I'm not around."
Something about the internet holds me back...
 
"I won't provoke you. I like you in a happy, flirting, teasing frame of mind." Nuzzles her neck, tickling her sides.
 
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