Craziest Place you've had sex?

On a jet ski in the middle of the lake. And we got caught by a game warden... :eek:
OF COURSE you got caught! Any fines?
On a swing at a playground..
That was fun wasn't it?
Yeah I said it...church.
Eh, I have grown up going to church, this just seems so wrong to me!

Physio couch at a rugby club.

Against a stack of beer barrels outside a bar.

On the desk at an estate agents, my x worked there.

I like these three places, and would take my turn at them...
 
My craziest would probably by the picnic table at a park. Luckily it was dark so I don't think any of the campers nearby noticed.
 
In the tack room of a horse trailer with people milling around outside.

In an apartment pull in the afternoon, that was nestled in between many of the aparments :eek:

the other day i had sex on a tennis court.

In a wood, and I don't mean against a tree. Yards from a path, with people walking past, bare knees sliding through mud each time I thrust in and out. What a mess..

My craziest would probably by the picnic table at a park. Luckily it was dark so I don't think any of the campers nearby noticed.

Love all of these answers! I haven't had sex in any crazy places lately, but I did just have fun with a Literotican I met last week and she was a blast!
 
On my desk at work. Fucked so hard the desk was actually moving! When I went back to work I had a big smile on my face when I sat at the desk.
 
In a glass elevator overlooking LA....we were on our way to my hotel room and just couldn't wait any longer:devil:
 
In a glass elevator overlooking LA....we were on our way to my hotel room and just couldn't wait any longer:devil:

so many.......but the most "memorable and crazy" was one night, a bunch of us were getting trashed at a bar. when we all left, the chick i was there with and i jumped in the back of my buddys pickup truck (the bed, outside, temp was about 40f) since there wasnt much room because a few people left the bar earlier and left some others behind. her room mate was in the passenger seat, (someone else id had before her;) ) and my friend driving. another guy on a motorcycle, and he only had 1 helmet (yes, helmet laws here), so there was a helmetless chick on the back of that bike, a car full of others behind us, with no headlights on (its 3 am) and all 3 vehicles flying down the road in a 45mph doing almost 70, me in the back of the bed getting a bj freezing my ass off, while watching the chick in front with her face plastered to the window watching us, to find out after we got back that the guy on the bike trailing behind the 2 vehicles said that we passed a cop sitting on the side of the road doing almost70, and he just sat there shaking his head and didnt even pull out after us........heh:D
 
On my desk at work. Fucked so hard the desk was actually moving! When I went back to work I had a big smile on my face when I sat at the desk.

In a glass elevator overlooking LA....we were on our way to my hotel room and just couldn't wait any longer:devil:

so many.......but the most "memorable and crazy" was one night, a bunch of us were getting trashed at a bar. when we all left, the chick i was there with and i jumped in the back of my buddys pickup truck (the bed, outside, temp was about 40f) since there wasnt much room because a few people left the bar earlier and left some others behind. her room mate was in the passenger seat, (someone else id had before her;) ) and my friend driving. another guy on a motorcycle, and he only had 1 helmet (yes, helmet laws here), so there was a helmetless chick on the back of that bike, a car full of others behind us, with no headlights on (its 3 am) and all 3 vehicles flying down the road in a 45mph doing almost 70, me in the back of the bed getting a bj freezing my ass off, while watching the chick in front with her face plastered to the window watching us, to find out after we got back that the guy on the bike trailing behind the 2 vehicles said that we passed a cop sitting on the side of the road doing almost70, and he just sat there shaking his head and didnt even pull out after us........heh:D

Loved all three of these, but I especially like the last one, and the time you took to give us all the vivid mental picture!

I'M JEALOUS!
 
In the backseat of my SUV in an airport parking garage! She rode me till I dumped a huge load deep in her wet pussy!
 
When I was in high school I went to a private Christian school. I just happened to be dating the grandson of the church preacher who had the keys to the school. One Saturday afternoon we made our way into the school. It started out as hide and go seek running through the halls and hiding in the sanctuary. It was dark and cool hiding there in the dark under a pew. Silent. Erie. I grew up going to church all the time and here I was hiding in this forbidden place. I was 16 and I was finally alone with a boy. I decided there was no turning back now. I started taking off my clothes one piece at a time and leaving little traces of me through the maze of pews. I finally made it up to the alter where I waited completely naked. I lay on on my back on a red soft cushioned alter and gave myself to him again.;) such sweet memories of naughty places in my mind but this was the most bold most erotic place I've ever had sex at.
 
When I was in high school I went to a private Christian school. I just happened to be dating the grandson of the church preacher who had the keys to the school. One Saturday afternoon we made our way into the school. It started out as hide and go seek running through the halls and hiding in the sanctuary. It was dark and cool hiding there in the dark under a pew. Silent. Erie. I grew up going to church all the time and here I was hiding in this forbidden place. I was 16 and I was finally alone with a boy. I decided there was no turning back now. I started taking off my clothes one piece at a time and leaving little traces of me through the maze of pews. I finally made it up to the alter where I waited completely naked. I lay on on my back on a red soft cushioned alter and gave myself to him again.;) such sweet memories of naughty places in my mind but this was the most bold most erotic place I've ever had sex at.

WOW! THAT IS TOTALLY HOTT!!
 
Hmm...well it wasn't really sex, but I did fool around in an alley with people standing a few feet away.
 
When I was in high school I went to a private Christian school. I just happened to be dating the grandson of the church preacher who had the keys to the school. One Saturday afternoon we made our way into the school. It started out as hide and go seek running through the halls and hiding in the sanctuary. It was dark and cool hiding there in the dark under a pew. Silent. Erie. I grew up going to church all the time and here I was hiding in this forbidden place. I was 16 and I was finally alone with a boy. I decided there was no turning back now. I started taking off my clothes one piece at a time and leaving little traces of me through the maze of pews. I finally made it up to the alter where I waited completely naked. I lay on on my back on a red soft cushioned alter and gave myself to him again.;) such sweet memories of naughty places in my mind but this was the most bold most erotic place I've ever had sex at.

When you finally decided to share after lurking silently so long you made it worth the wait!
 
either the changing room at a clothes store...or in the baby changing area at a museum...both were awesome.

I am quite a fan of risky sex!
 
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