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Craziest Place you've had sex?

I've remembered a really old one, first year of marriage.

Sandown Beach on the Isle of Wight, English Channel. August. Gorgeous day, just a bit of a choppiness on the sparkling sea. We were fooling around quite far out as the sandbank was flat. Depth of water was up to my chest. We realized that the only people near us were blokes, no kids.

She took her bikini panties off. My pole was out of my very brief speedos anyway. She climbed aboard for stand-up. Wow it was weird fun! Gotta say that salt water is not the best lube, but she was flowing pretty well so all good. I did my best with the motion of the water but kept falling over! Pretty soon the dudes nearby gave up on swimming and watched us from a courteous distance and I gave them some smiles.

On the fifth fall-over we'd had quite enough so the English Channel didn't get fresh spunk out of me that day but hey ho. :)
 
Parking garage

Craziest place for me has been on top floor of a parking garage on a strangers car we didn’t even know, we were too drunk to find our vehicle thank god. So we sobered up by slamming each other on top of a gold Saturn
 
The fitting room at a local department store for me. Walked into try some clothes on and invited my friend with me. That was very fun and quite exciting.
 
Picnic tables are ideal by the way.
She can sit on the table top, and you can stand and fuck away!
Or you can sit, and eat away!
Or, you can sit on the top, and she can suck away!
And....both of you can get on top and do whatever.....

Or....all of the above!

We have a lot of miles on picnic tables!
 
Klinkster said:
Picnic tables are ideal by the way.
She can sit on the table top, and you can stand and fuck away!
Or you can sit, and eat away!
Or, you can sit on the top, and she can suck away!
And....both of you can get on top and do whatever.....

Or....all of the above!

We have a lot of miles on picnic tables!
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Sooooo true! Our escapade was spur of the moment, late at night. Being a gentleman I let her on top. Rubbed my tailbone raw. At the time I was a young 3rd Class Petty Officer and a 2nd Class Diver. Had to show it to my Diving Med Tech who laughing his ass off called in my Master Diver. He got a laugh out of it. Then the DMT told me I couldn't dive for 3 weeks until it healed. MDV smiled, patted me on the shoulder and told me not to worry...he had plenty of shit jobs for me. Aaah, well, paid the price but did have fun that night!
 
love all of the latest replies. I need to get on my game and add some more...

keep posting!

and Thanks!
 
Where I used to live, there was a narrow path leading from the housing estate to the beachfront; the path was unlit, so I convinced my girlfriend that we should have sex there. Both of us were so nervous that neither of us reached orgasm, but the sheer naughtiness of it was delightful. :rose:
 
On the BART train between San Francisco and the East Bay.... never thought about security cameras
 
67 Camaro, going down the road at 60 mph. Bucket seats, she was sitting on me while i was looking around her. Miss those single days lol
 
cemetary

can't say I have ever ever ever wanted to fuck in a cemetary but so many people do and churches... idkkkkk

a little creepy on both fronts...
 
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