Craziest Place you've had sex?

[sluttyjulia]

One of the crazy places where I have had sex is in a shoe store. I had gone into the store wearing a short slip on dress without anything below. I was trying some heels and the cute salesman on seeing my pussy had the courage to touch it. Soon he was fingering me sitting there on the stool. I was actually the only customer so I dragged him in the back aisle and game him a quick blow job, swallowing most of his cum.

 

[Harriet_Solo]

On the roof of an office building in Oxford circus, in London.
I suppose that counts.
It was at abut 8pm and there of course hundreds of people below and cars, buses etc all over.

Wasn't a bad screw either.

 

[blackstallion21]

Thanks

Any More? this thread seems like it just keeps ticking... tell your best stories!

 

[tnhardon]

Spa hot tub

 

[icandothis]

He was my BF then, and we were in Nordstrom's shopping. My phone kept ringing but I couldn't get to it, but when I finally answered on the second call it was my OB telling me I was pregnant (we'd been waiting for the call). We were so excited, happy, horny, that we went into one of the dressing rooms where he pulled my panties down and we had stand up sex. It was hot, wet and nasty. If I hadn't been pregnant already, he would have knocked me up that afternoon in the dressing room.

 

[UnderMyKilt]

I've posted a few others....and recently remembered this one (maybe suppressed it since it was with my ex-wife).

Before we were married, my ex-wfie and I had our first sex, with her sitting in my lap, impaled on my dick, back to me, while covered with a blanket on the football field of what was then Fort Ord (Monterey, CA).

Not so crazy? How about with the twist that we did it while watching a 4th of July fireworks show while on a Christian retreat with the "young adult" singles group from the church where we met? Kinda kinky!!

 

[Gentledom45]

On a fire truck I love my job

 

[Ningyou]

At a night club while on the dance floor.

 

[horny_n_hot]

Trashy pay by the hour hotel.

 

[ADogWithABone]

I have had a long and active sex life, but the first thing that came to mind was making love on the hood of a car in the parking lot for the Shoop Park Golf Course, overlooking Lake Michigan in Wind Point, Wisconsin. The scenic and wide open parking lot can be found in the lower left corner of the image below.

The view under there nearby lighthouse was magical, looking something like this:

What made it crazy was that even though it was past midnight, that parking lot is usually very busy even at night, thanks to the view. No one caught us, though.

I love the specificity here, with a detailed map and what the view was like! (I'm guessing that you were on you back on the hood since otherwise you would have include a picture of pavement ).

 

[horny_n_hot]

On top of a pool table in my friend's basement.

Giving a bj through a tennis court.

Under the stairs in the apartment complex.

 

[horny_n_hot]

in an alley behind a strip club,

in the bathroom at a concert.

waiting to get into a club.

in a car while sitting in traffic.

 

[horny_n_hot]

in a booth at a speak easy.

at a truck stop.

with a firefighter i met at the store up against the fire truck, at first.

rode a guy on the floor during a party

with my friend's cop brother in the back of his cop car at night

 

[Ironfan]

Received a blowjob whilst in our storage locker at a big self storage chain.

Best was at Garden of Eden in Key West, a half shadowed table at the back

 

[steelyblue73]

A moving elevator in a condo late at night.
Holding her against up the wall, bracing her body with my hands under her thighs, holding her legs spread, with my pants and boxers around my ankles.
Ding!

 

[BongoGal]

To quote Monty Python:
“Like an American beer. Fucking close to water”

That quote sure seems like the distant past now that the American craft beer scene is miles ahead of the best the Brits can put out.

A moving elevator in a condo late at night.
Holding her against up the wall, bracing her body with my hands under her thighs, holding her legs spread, with my pants and boxers around my ankles.
Ding!

I was on the receiving end of a very quick quickie in an old college library's elevator that we stopped between floors.

 

[Toni_switch]

In Japan on the bullet train. We both finger fucked one another until we came. Twice.

 

[Elite_Goblin]

Had her on hood of the car, then leaned ontop the back of the car. Was on a remote road.

BJ in car while parked. Partial hand jobs while driving.

Wild sex and antics in backyard. We had only a fence directly behind us at the time. Nothing on the sides. It was at night, though. Lots of things went on! Moon was out, so you could still see

(added via edit)
Back of pickup truck in the rain!

 

[CuriousinPennsylvania]

My Crazy Place

I was in a popular local band and we had our share of groupies. We played at a lot of local clubs and I always wound up hooking up with a sexy little blond named Sandy. She usually came with some friends and wasn't going to stick around after, so we would have make out sessions during band breaks, before we started dating.

We played at one club that was in a neighborhood. There was an alley behind the club and Sandy and I would go outside into the alley. I would have my hand up her skirt in no time while she rubbed my cock through my pants. Once I had her backed up against a car in the alley.

I am very oral and she was pretty light so I lifted her up onto the hood of a car parked in the alley. I pulled her panties to the side and buried my face in her cunt. I ate to my heart's and her pussy's content until one of the guys in my band called me. He said we needed to go back to play. Gee, I had never stopped playing.

Sandy and I went back in and all the guys in the band guessed what we had been doing. I suspect that the aroma of pussy was in the air too.

We had a lot of fun together, but everything runs it's course and we never got serious.

 

[maybee79]

I probably shouldn't admit to this, but I had sex with another juror when we were on jury duty in the toilet at the court house.

 

[Dreamer110]

I probably shouldn't admit to this, but I had sex with another juror when we were on jury duty in the toilet at the court house.

LMAO.

 

[maybee79]

LMAO.

That was my reaction thinking about it a few days later, to be honest. We totally disagreed about the trial, too, so it was even weirder.

 

[ang1972]

My church parking lot. I figured I was forgiven

 

[horny_n_hot]

grocery store aisle

truck stop shower

 

[Dangerous_Curves27]

Side of the road along an Interstate outside of the vehicle