Craziest Place you've had sex?

Inside of a coat closet at a party. One hand was used to hold the door knob so that we wouldn’t have intruders. There were at least a couple of attempts at opening the door while we were in there. Of course everyone knew exactly what we were up to when we finally stepped out.
 
Probably the best for me was in the office of an old gf’s boss. We were out at night and she wanted to stop by her desk and pick up something for work the next day. She was complaining about how he treated women in the office, and one thing led to another... pretty soon she was bare assed on his desk while I sat in his chair and licked her to a stunning orgasm. She turned over and we started to fuck on the desk, when we saw the view outside the mirrored window. She looked back at me and grinned, and over to the window we went. I pinned her against it, from behind, and we had a wonderful fuck with a view, enhanced for her by the feeling of cold glass.

Next morning, she went into his office before he arrived to make sure his desk was tidied up. To her shock, she saw her perfect body print on the window, from the chest up, unmistakable breast prints. She was able to rub it out before anyone was the wiser...
 
I fucked my then boyfriend in a double occupancy hotel room with our other couple friends in the bed next to us. I was drunk and probably would have let them join had they asked... Now I'm glad they didn't. The girl is fucking psycho.
 
In a public park, with her bent over against a tree. It was after dark but the park was lit and there were people walking around. When she heard someone laugh and yell, “hey, I think there’s people fucking over there,” she started to cum. The feeling of her cunt milking me set me off. I could see people turn and start walking towards us from across the ball field but I couldn’t stop because I was still cumming and each spurt felt huge as it shot through my cock and into her pussy. I finished and pulled out and she pulled up her panties and pulled her dress down. We quickly walked the other way as I was trying to do up my pants.
 
Waste deep water, in the pacific, after a late night with plenty of tequila
 
Sex in a van (cliche)

In the back of my college boyfriend’s van. Not so unusual until you realize that his parents and sisters were in the car, and we were driving from Michigan to Florida.
 
In the ocean at Myrtle beach with a crowded beach and the ocean was full of people!
 
Not too crazy. In the bed of a semi truck. But probably my favourite place I’ve ever had it. Sooo hot.
 
Lol I love a good historical movie! A new gf found this out and took me to see Lincoln. She got bored started with head turn to sex! My belt buckle was making a racket that a lady kept looking back. She knew what was going on. Me and my gf and maybe 10 other people. Last movie of the night
 
Let's see..

1. Parked car in her parent's driveway (we were 18)
2. My home's back porch, in broad day light (also still 18)
3. JC penny fitting room
4. Empty stairwell of a parking garage
 
In a public toilet in a graveyard, in the middle of winter, up to my ankles in freezing cold rain water. Not the most romantic place, but at the age I was, needs must and all that. Lol.
 
In the cockpit of a Cessna. GF at the time and I flew up to Niagara Falls. She gave me I guess...airhead?
 
Bathroom of a small underground bar, with the band playing just meters away. At the end there was a massive queue that cheered as we walked out ...:eek:
 
Perhaps not the craziest, but added another to the list last week. An on/off BBW booty call was horny, and begged for a quicky

I popped round, we started in bed. For some time she's been joking she wanted sex outside. So I pulled out and told her to go down to the garden and get on all fours.


It was about 10pm. Dark. She did.

We fucked outside for 10-15minutes until I came hard in her.

Only upon finishing did I realise that her garden is about 12ft by 12ft, typical UK new build, and overlooked from every single direction.

She'd also been loudly enjoying herself, and the sound of my balls/thighs slapping against her big ass wasn't quiet

Both sides of her, neighbours has patio doors open.

Whoops for her. I simply dressed and went home.


She's messaged a few times saying she's had funny looks 😉
 
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