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[JUDO]

(* twittering maniacally *) (* snort *) Sounds like me...

 

[WickedEve]

Forget surfchick and Good Vibrations! You have your name... twittering maniacally!

 

[daughter]

NUTS!!!

You, two are a mess.

Where's the bowl and pass me the Jack. Put a little kick in this recipe.

So why are you two the only cooks in the kitchen? Does this mean everyone else is relying on a diet of frozen goodies and take out?


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[WickedEve]

Judo is the cook. I'm just an annoying person standing behind her, trying to throw an extra dash of salt into the pot.

 

[JUDO]

Ow! You got the pepper in my eye, again! Damn, that stings! WE, if you want to help, maybe you should stir while I add the salt?

Anyone got long hair? Ouch.


- Judo

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I just like to watch two chicks getting it on in the kitchen!

 

[JUDO]

You know, Lauren, there is almost a whole poem in that one sentence.

Now You're Cookin'

I just like to watch
Two chicks get it on
In the kitchen.

Breasts flambé
And some special sauce
Makes my tongue wag.

'Til the cows come home
for more moo juice,
The lips will have it.

Turn up the heat
Butter up the rye
And we'll have some lovin'
In the deep dish pie.

Mmmm, mmmm...good!

 

[WickedEve]

Judo, you certainly can whip up a tasty poem in such a short time!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Judo, at the risk of sounding trite, you make my mouth water...

 

[JUDO]

Thank you, fellow kitchenettes. I'm not such a hot cook, but I sure loves to eat!


- Judo

 

[JUDO]

Now You're Cookin'...now posted.


- Judo

 

[Lauren Hynde]

OH MY GOD!!!

Judo dedicated a poem to me! My ego's going to burst!

 

[WickedEve]

OH MY GOD!!!

Judo dedicated a poem to me! My ego's going to burst!

I see that she did! I'm jealous! While you two are cookin' in the kitchen, I guess I'll have to go for take out!