Thank you both DP and AM. Will take your advice and if others wish to have a free thread to play in then please enjoy. Hope both of you have a nice day.
Lol. Yes I know I meant I really don't mind if someone takes it over and guides it in whatever direction they wanted.
and “arrgh!”THE THREAD IS LOCKED. DO NOT REPLY."
Thanks for the smileAm I the only one who notices this* happening a great deal lately?:
7:00am - Mr Becks logs into Lit, checks inbox.
Kettle whistles. Mr. Becks goes to prepare a cup of tea.
7:12am - Mr Becks, while getting some milk for his tea, notices a zucchini in the crisper and sees it has a slight curve, like his penis.
Immediately starts a thread asking if any girls have noticed zucchinis are curved like a penis.
7:20am - A few ladies post that yes, their partner’s equipment are curved like a zucchini and Mr Beck replies to each post with a “yes, interesting” or “Yes, I see how that could be”
7:53am - Then a male Lit member posts in the thread and asks if anyone has had a zucchini in their arse.
7:58am - Mr Becks replies with
8:07am - Someone, who hasn’t seen this 5 times previously already and twice just yesterday asks, “what’s wrong Mr Becks?”
8:09am - Before Mr Becks can type reply about how the thread was intended for women only, another poster replies about zucchinis in the bum and relates a story about the girlfriend using a zucchini in his bum and discovering little corn nibblets adhered to the zucchini when it was withdrawn.
8:10am - Mr Becks submits post about thread being just for woman and then sees the corn post.
8:12am - Mr Becks engages the caps lock key and posts "
8:13am - Mr Becks goes back through thread and deletes posts.
9:42am – Posts an apology in the zucchini thread, offers lame excuse for meltdown, and thanks everyone for their advise and wishes them a fine day.
10:37am – Starts a new thread, asking who checks the bowl after pooping to see if there is corn in the poo?
Second verse, same as the first…..
* Parody, kinda. I don't believe Mr Becks has started or deleted a thread about the curvature of zucchinis and their similarity to penises. Yet.
Thanks for the smile
You're not the only one who's noticed!
I've come back to this thread to check if LiquidMatthew has any volume measurements to report yet
Thanks for the smile
You're not the only one who's noticed!
I've come back to this thread to check if LiquidMatthew has any volume measurements to report yet
lol I saw that, and read it a couple of times, but didn't get the Spinal Tap reference, I just figured it was something that everyone else understood but I didn'tI just noticed my "Spinal Tap" reference - which went over like a lead balloon - at the beginning of the thread now even looks more lost, with the removal of "Volume Inquiry" from the start of the thread
In my defence I have only watched ST once before and remember very little about it, but I did just watch the volume clip on youtube, so now I'm chuckling at your post *hopes she's redeemed herself*Nooooo, at least use tablespoons! You'll get too much spillage with teaspoons and it'll give an inaccurate result!
I honestly don't know huch I typically produce with a single orgasm, but my wife and I were both honestly curious to see what the maximum amount I could produce.
So we decided to try a series of "experiments" the after not having cum in a minimum of three days, having drank only lots of clear fluids (water, juice and just a little bit of tea per day) for the days leading up to "the day" and also on the "day of" after being kept aroused for an extended period of time (using various stimuli) and edging numerous times too before orgasm, we found that I was able to produce just over 10 mL.
Interestingly enough we found that if I went for a full week without an orgasm and kept up my clear fluid intake, we couldn't find a measurable increase over the amount of cum produced after three days without an orgasm.
Some time after the first series of "experiments" in a separate single "experiment" that we have not so far tried to reproduce, we tried to see how much I could produce in a single evening and we found that with a total of 5 orgasms over a period of six hours (with periods of downtime/inactivity in which I took in lots of fluids) I was able to produce roughly 12.5 mL.
Those "experiments" were fun!
So again, I can't say how much I typically produce, but I would venture a guess that I would normally produce between 5 to 8 mL.
Maybe I should pose a new series of "experiments" to see if we could confirm that...
Am I the only one who notices this* happening a great deal lately?:
7:00am - Mr Becks logs into Lit, checks inbox.
Kettle whistles. Mr. Becks goes to prepare a cup of tea.
7:12am - Mr Becks, while getting some milk for his tea, notices a zucchini in the crisper and sees it has a slight curve, like his penis.
Immediately starts a thread asking if any girls have noticed zucchinis are curved like a penis.
7:20am - A few ladies post that yes, their partner’s equipment are curved like a zucchini and Mr Beck replies to each post with a “yes, interesting” or “Yes, I see how that could be”
7:53am - Then a male Lit member posts in the thread and asks if anyone has had a zucchini in their arse.
7:58am - Mr Becks replies with
8:07am - Someone, who hasn’t seen this 5 times previously already and twice just yesterday asks, “what’s wrong Mr Becks?”
8:09am - Before Mr Becks can type reply about how the thread was intended for women only, another poster replies about zucchinis in the bum and relates a story about the girlfriend using a zucchini in his bum and discovering little corn nibblets adhered to the zucchini when it was withdrawn.
8:10am - Mr Becks submits post about thread being just for woman and then sees the corn post.
8:12am - Mr Becks engages the caps lock key and posts "
8:13am - Mr Becks goes back through thread and deletes posts.
9:42am – Posts an apology in the zucchini thread, offers lame excuse for meltdown, and thanks everyone for their advise and wishes them a fine day.
10:37am – Starts a new thread, asking who checks the bowl after pooping to see if there is corn in the poo?
Second verse, same as the first…..
* Parody, kinda. I don't believe Mr Becks has started or deleted a thread about the curvature of zucchinis and their similarity to penises. Yet.
I've come back to this thread to check if LiquidMatthew has any volume measurements to report yet
Am I the only one who notices this* happening a great deal lately?:
7:00am - Mr Becks logs into Lit, checks inbox.
Kettle whistles. Mr. Becks goes to prepare a cup of tea.
7:12am - Mr Becks, while getting some milk for his tea, notices a zucchini in the crisper and sees it has a slight curve, like his penis.
Immediately starts a thread asking if any girls have noticed zucchinis are curved like a penis.
7:20am - A few ladies post that yes, their partner’s equipment are curved like a zucchini and Mr Beck replies to each post with a “yes, interesting” or “Yes, I see how that could be”
7:53am - Then a male Lit member posts in the thread and asks if anyone has had a zucchini in their arse.
7:58am - Mr Becks replies with
8:07am - Someone, who hasn’t seen this 5 times previously already and twice just yesterday asks, “what’s wrong Mr Becks?”
8:09am - Before Mr Becks can type reply about how the thread was intended for women only, another poster replies about zucchinis in the bum and relates a story about the girlfriend using a zucchini in his bum and discovering little corn nibblets adhered to the zucchini when it was withdrawn.
8:10am - Mr Becks submits post about thread being just for woman and then sees the corn post.
8:12am - Mr Becks engages the caps lock key and posts "
8:13am - Mr Becks goes back through thread and deletes posts.
9:42am – Posts an apology in the zucchini thread, offers lame excuse for meltdown, and thanks everyone for their advise and wishes them a fine day.
10:37am – Starts a new thread, asking who checks the bowl after pooping to see if there is corn in the poo?
Second verse, same as the first…..
* Parody, kinda. I don't believe Mr Becks has started or deleted a thread about the curvature of zucchinis and their similarity to penises. Yet.
Am I the only one who notices this* happening a great deal lately?:
7:00am - Mr Becks logs into Lit, checks inbox.
Kettle whistles. Mr. Becks goes to prepare a cup of tea.
7:12am - Mr Becks, while getting some milk for his tea, notices a zucchini in the crisper and sees it has a slight curve, like his penis.
Immediately starts a thread asking if any girls have noticed zucchinis are curved like a penis.
7:20am - A few ladies post that yes, their partner’s equipment are curved like a zucchini and Mr Beck replies to each post with a “yes, interesting” or “Yes, I see how that could be”
7:53am - Then a male Lit member posts in the thread and asks if anyone has had a zucchini in their arse.
7:58am - Mr Becks replies with
8:07am - Someone, who hasn’t seen this 5 times previously already and twice just yesterday asks, “what’s wrong Mr Becks?”
8:09am - Before Mr Becks can type reply about how the thread was intended for women only, another poster replies about zucchinis in the bum and relates a story about the girlfriend using a zucchini in his bum and discovering little corn nibblets adhered to the zucchini when it was withdrawn.
8:10am - Mr Becks submits post about thread being just for woman and then sees the corn post.
8:12am - Mr Becks engages the caps lock key and posts "
8:13am - Mr Becks goes back through thread and deletes posts.
9:42am – Posts an apology in the zucchini thread, offers lame excuse for meltdown, and thanks everyone for their advise and wishes them a fine day.
10:37am – Starts a new thread, asking who checks the bowl after pooping to see if there is corn in the poo?
Second verse, same as the first…..
* Parody, kinda. I don't believe Mr Becks has started or deleted a thread about the curvature of zucchinis and their similarity to penises. Yet.
Am I the only one who notices this* happening a great deal lately?:
7:00am - Mr Becks logs into Lit, checks inbox.
Kettle whistles. Mr. Becks goes to prepare a cup of tea.
7:12am - Mr Becks, while getting some milk for his tea, notices a zucchini in the crisper and sees it has a slight curve, like his penis.
Immediately starts a thread asking if any girls have noticed zucchinis are curved like a penis.
7:20am - A few ladies post that yes, their partner’s equipment are curved like a zucchini and Mr Beck replies to each post with a “yes, interesting” or “Yes, I see how that could be”
7:53am - Then a male Lit member posts in the thread and asks if anyone has had a zucchini in their arse.
7:58am - Mr Becks replies with
8:07am - Someone, who hasn’t seen this 5 times previously already and twice just yesterday asks, “what’s wrong Mr Becks?”
8:09am - Before Mr Becks can type reply about how the thread was intended for women only, another poster replies about zucchinis in the bum and relates a story about the girlfriend using a zucchini in his bum and discovering little corn nibblets adhered to the zucchini when it was withdrawn.
8:10am - Mr Becks submits post about thread being just for woman and then sees the corn post.
8:12am - Mr Becks engages the caps lock key and posts "
8:13am - Mr Becks goes back through thread and deletes posts.
9:42am – Posts an apology in the zucchini thread, offers lame excuse for meltdown, and thanks everyone for their advise and wishes them a fine day.
10:37am – Starts a new thread, asking who checks the bowl after pooping to see if there is corn in the poo?
Second verse, same as the first…..
* Parody, kinda. I don't believe Mr Becks has started or deleted a thread about the curvature of zucchinis and their similarity to penises. Yet.
Am I the only one who notices this* happening a great deal lately?:
7:00am - Mr Becks logs into Lit, checks inbox.
Kettle whistles. Mr. Becks goes to prepare a cup of tea.
7:12am - Mr Becks, while getting some milk for his tea, notices a zucchini in the crisper and sees it has a slight curve, like his penis.
Immediately starts a thread asking if any girls have noticed zucchinis are curved like a penis.
7:20am - A few ladies post that yes, their partner’s equipment are curved like a zucchini and Mr Beck replies to each post with a “yes, interesting” or “Yes, I see how that could be”
7:53am - Then a male Lit member posts in the thread and asks if anyone has had a zucchini in their arse.
7:58am - Mr Becks replies with
8:07am - Someone, who hasn’t seen this 5 times previously already and twice just yesterday asks, “what’s wrong Mr Becks?”
8:09am - Before Mr Becks can type reply about how the thread was intended for women only, another poster replies about zucchinis in the bum and relates a story about the girlfriend using a zucchini in his bum and discovering little corn nibblets adhered to the zucchini when it was withdrawn.
8:10am - Mr Becks submits post about thread being just for woman and then sees the corn post.
8:12am - Mr Becks engages the caps lock key and posts "
8:13am - Mr Becks goes back through thread and deletes posts.
9:42am – Posts an apology in the zucchini thread, offers lame excuse for meltdown, and thanks everyone for their advise and wishes them a fine day.
10:37am – Starts a new thread, asking who checks the bowl after pooping to see if there is corn in the poo?
Second verse, same as the first…..
* Parody, kinda. I don't believe Mr Becks has started or deleted a thread about the curvature of zucchinis and their similarity to penises. Yet.
