Cyberslut wants Attention!!!!!!!!

[naughtycakes]

Far out. I'm really going to have to read your 'Nora' story when I get some free time. It sounds completely deviant, which is right up my alley.

No problem at all about the Hirst photo. I did some research at work. The name of that piece was 'Sacred XVII'. I attached a few more pieces by Hirst that I really dig and think you'll dig as well.

And your photos were utterly fantastic cakes...

Wow! Thank you so much! I dig it! I love the animals in the tanks. Nice placing, too, btw, how you started with the shark, which fits, and then moved to the cows & sheep. It's a tight contrast between the raw animal and the clinical, clean framing.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Wow! Thank you so much! I dig it! I love the animals in the tanks. Nice placing, too, btw, how you started with the shark, which fits, and then moved to the cows & sheep. It's a tight contrast between the raw animal and the clinical, clean framing.

Hirst - although now very rich - was earlier and somehow much more shocking than Tracey Emin. An unmade bed with used tampons doesn't compare - for me anyway - with Hirst's dead sheep for shockability.

Stop playing here, go write Nora 2. You're famous now, you'll get zillions of high fives.

Elle

 

[seventhsage]

very nice, part 2 on the way?

we can only hope

-jason

 

[JustinStrange]

Wow! Thank you so much! I dig it! I love the animals in the tanks. Nice placing, too, btw, how you started with the shark, which fits, and then moved to the cows & sheep. It's a tight contrast between the raw animal and the clinical, clean framing.

Huh. I see what you mean. Makes you appreciate the beauty of randomness, because the placing of the images wasn't planned at all. Haha I just uploaded them as I saw them in no particular order. But I'm impressed with how they did place and the raw contrast between them.

...Haha Ok. I'm done art nerd-ing up the thread. I promise. I agree with Elfin. Get to work on Nora 2! You sexy sexy slacker you.

 

[dasaniB]

more pics...

I'm sure I'm not the only one but...let's please see some more pics, your hot!

Oh ya btw the story is pretty hot too.

 

[Guest]

Awesome! I didn't even have to read and critique the story to get some nudie pics out of you.

 

[naughtycakes]

Awesome! I didn't even have to read and critique the story to get some nudie pics out of you.

Hey!!!! No fair - you better read it and you better vote a big fat 5 or I'm going to come after you and be so fucking cheerful and full of fucking glee you're going to have to change your fucking name and stop with the angst in da shittah!

 

[Guest]

Hey!!!! No fair - you better read it and you better vote a big fat 5 or I'm going to come after you and be so fucking cheerful and full of fucking glee you're going to have to change your fucking name and stop with the angst in da shittah!

Now I'm definitely not reading and voting. Do your worst!

 

[naughtycakes]

Now I'm definitely not reading and voting. Do your worst!

Awww... c'mon? Pretty please?!?!? I betcha anything you'll like my stories...

 

[Guest]

Awww... c'mon? Pretty please?!?!? I betcha anything you'll like my stories...

Oh, it's highly likely I would like your stories, and I feel confident I could read them without groaning at the painfully juvenile writing style, but I lack the necessary motivation to invest 5 minutes in reading the story and then another minute or two to write a short blurb of a review.

 

[naughtycakes]

Oh, it's highly likely I would like your stories, and I feel confident I could read them without groaning at the painfully juvenile writing style, but I lack the necessary motivation to invest 5 minutes in reading the story and then another minute or two to write a short blurb of a review.

Okay.. though I would love a review, I could live with just a quick read followed by a big fat 5 vote (or whatever you think is appropriate). Trust me, guaranteed hard-on, unless you don't like to read about hot, smart uppity women getting spanked & abused to their 's content...

 

[Guest]

Okay.. though I would love a review, I could live with just a quick read followed by a big fat 5 vote (or whatever you think is appropriate). Trust me, guaranteed hard-on, unless you don't like to read about hot, smart uppity women getting spanked & abused to their 's content...

Can I just vote without reading? You seem pretty insistent on getting that 5, so the actual reading seems rather superfluous.

 

[naughtycakes]

Can I just vote without reading? You seem pretty insistent on getting that 5, so the actual reading seems rather superfluous.

Noooo!

Read it!!!!!

Either story, take yer pick, but read at least one for fuck's sake!!!!

 

[Guest]

I'll think about it.

 

[naughtycakes]

I'll think about it.

Hmmph!
*crosses arms*

No more nudie pics! I'm on nudie pic strike until FS reads both my stories & leaves comments!

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Children, children, this is not the GB - a bit of decorum is required in these august temples. Rumple's prolly had a seizure (what might he have seized?).

Serious guys, if you wanna have fun, let's play in AH, that's for fun - this is a bit of a shady spot where we pretend to be semi-serious and don't throw the furniture about.

Great fun - but like farting in church.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I echo Elle's comments. We try to be helpful, and courteous in this forum.

 

[naughtycakes]

I echo Elle's comments. We try to be helpful, and courteous in this forum.

Whoops... my bad.... sorry! No offense intended

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Whoops... my bad.... sorry! No offense intended

None taken. Just there are some shrinking violets who get put off here. Come and play in AH.

Anyway, you should be writing.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

None taken. Just there are some shrinking violets who get put off here. Come and play in AH.

Anyway, you should be writing.

Don't listen to her. You should be playing!

 

[gregg4]

reviews 5s across the board

ok i need a long warm shower,
juat read the prson butch story with Lydia and te story with nora gettin her ass spanked, maybe a little insight into miss naughty cakes personality???
i wasnt gonna read much tonight but with the semi nude pics being the best i've seen in some time, (ebce the long warm shower, it was the least i could do.

thank you , great stories, great pics, wish i could return the favor, now lemme figure out how to vote..........
gregg

 

[LadyIlsa]

Enjoyed your story

I'm looking forward to reading the next part.... Very good.

 

[ivantheterrible]

don't know about prison slut, but i'd love to make you my personal slut to use.