Sh75
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I'm all confused
I meant He, as in he who said you were reasonable
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I'm all confused
I meant He, as in he who said you were reasonable
It's also Friday, so there is that.I don't believe anyone has ever said that to me before.
Can you make mine a virgin? I don’t think tequila and Motrin mix well but I wanna join the party
It's also Friday, so there is that.
Things make the most sense when everyone is drinking margaritas
Sacrificing virginity on Friday the 13th sounds like a good pagan traditionYou want a virgin on Friday the 13th!
What kind of fetish is THIS!?!?
You want a virgin on Friday the 13th!
What kind of fetish is THIS!?!?
That sounds more like Monster Squad than Friday the 13th... (80s movie callback...)
Sacrificing virginity on Friday the 13th sounds like a good pagan tradition
*hides candles and makeshift alter*
Nothing
What?
Look ...over there
That sounds more like Monster Squad than Friday the 13th... (80s movie callback...)
Wolfman's got nards!?
Y'all nerding out over there?
Squirrel!!!
Y'all nerding out over there?
...My name's Dug...Squirrel!!!
Monster Squad was awesomely bad. For real.
BFG it may be time to water down the margs..and hide the bourbon ... if we’re not careful they’re going to make us watch Teen Wolf too
BFG it may be time to water down the margs..and hide the bourbon ... if we’re not careful they’re going to make us watch Teen Wolf too
Teen Wolf, or Teen Wolf Too?
Teen Wolf Too never happened, btw. It's the Caddyshack 2 of bad 80s teen movies.
BFG it may be time to water down the margs..and hide the bourbon ... if we’re not careful they’re going to make us watch Teen Wolf too
What is happening in here....
pulls out the bottle.. um Tankgirl, want a margarita?*hides the tequila*
What?! We're not doing ANYthing....
pulls out the bottle.. um Tankgirl, want a margarita?
cough cough.. bullshit.. cough coughNo, no, NO!
I'm a virgin! *looks at SNG and giggles *