Damn dog barking when we are amorous!

[Shankara20]

The thought of you pissing on the dog is giving me the giggles now.

don't pee in your panties if they are the ones coming to me

 

[Primalex]

But that damn dog can tell the moment we start to get warned up sexually - even behind closed doors. If we are setting on the couch watching TV with dog asleep in the room he, the dog, looks up the moment our lips touch.

You could invite him over.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

: longdrawnoutsighs :

Seriously do I have to do everything in this place .

Fu Darling, call Habo over to the computer.

Point to the following

Let Habo know it comes in a Canine Version.

No need to thank me , I mean really, seriously, it was my pleasure : smiles :

 

[Shankara20]

Let Habo know it comes in a Canine Version.

No need to thank me , I mean really, seriously, it was my pleasure : smiles :

damn - and I'm the one that posted that joke in the first place....

FYI -

woofophobia = "sexual inhibition caused by the sound of a barking house dog"

woofophilia = "sexual arousal that requires the sound of a barking house dog"

 

[Homburg]

damn - and I'm the one that posted that joke in the first place....

FYI -

woofophobia = "sexual inhibition caused by the sound of a barking house dog"

woofophilia = "sexual arousal that requires the sound of a barking house dog"

Definitely on the woofophobic side. If one of the cats are headbutting the door to the bedroom, it'll throw me off my stride. Damned cats.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

damn - and I'm the one that posted that joke in the first place....

FYI -

woofophobia = "sexual inhibition caused by the sound of a barking house dog"

woofophilia = "sexual arousal that requires the sound of a barking house dog"

subwoofer = "sound of submissive pleading for you to keep the dog outside"

 

[Homburg]

subwoofer = "sound of submissive pleading for you to keep the dog outside"

*snort*

 

[SirLeo]

Update?

Even if I was going to pee on the dog, I expect Habanera (thank you), would bring in her dog behaviorist first.

We shall see.

So how is it working out?

 

[Kajira Callista]

didya pee on the dog?

 

[Shankara20]

So how is it working out?

slowly - damn-it

 

[Shankara20]

didya pee on the dog?

not so much - yet

this was a no sex weekend
so there was no problem


oh well

 

[Kajira Callista]

not so much - yet

this was a no sex weekend
so there was no problem


oh well

awwwwwwwwwww wait...what am i saying... doesnt that mean it was a picture w/e then

 

[Shankara20]

awwwwwwwwwww wait...what am i saying... doesnt that mean it was a picture w/e then

no - we were together - just no sex

 

[Kajira Callista]

no - we were together - just no sex

oh...that kinda sucks ... sorry

 

[Shankara20]

oh...that kinda sucks ... sorry

no - no sucks - no sex at all....

 

[Kajira Callista]

no - no sucks - no sex at all....

lol if i could fix that darling, i would.

 

[Shankara20]

lol if i could fix that darling, i would.

thanks - but the dog is already fixed...

 

[kushielstoy]

Baying at the full moon!

Hello, just checking into to see how things are progressing.

It never occurred to me when I posted my initial comments that some people would have a negative reaction to peeing on a dog. While I am not into pee play in my sex life, having read the numerous postings around here regarding pee and play, well I just thought that it would be an OK subject to broach.

I did get some “interesting” IM’s!

My dog was not “traumatized, distraught, or miserable”. He just deferred to my BF a bit more and stopped making such a racket when BF and I fucked.

Well, if you and your sweetie decide to try it I hope that it does work for you!!

Good Luck

K T

 

[kushielstoy]

Still curious.....

Shank?????????????????????????

Just curious if the issue has been resolved

toy

 

[SirQittus]

Definitely on the woofophobic side. If one of the cats are headbutting the door to the bedroom, it'll throw me off my stride. Damned cats.

No shit. We close a door in the house for any reason, the cats adopt as their blood oath the mission to get through that doorway no matter how. I can ensure my sub ignores it, but it still makes it harder for me to get in the zone.

 

[EmpressFi]

No shit. We close a door in the house for any reason, the cats adopt as their blood oath the mission to get through that doorway no matter how. I can ensure my sub ignores it, but it still makes it harder for me to get in the zone.

OMG.. I like that.. Blood oath.. would explain our cats. Especially for the bathroom door. When it's just me and Malin here, we dont close the bathroom door and so all the cats will come in and hang out in there with us. (They're especially curious of the shower as Bailey will come up, peer in as he leans over the tub then look up at me like, "You're getting wet on PURPOSE, Mama?!?!?"

But when someone closes the door, they will pluck and shake the door and try and get their paws under it to really shake it

 

[Shankara20]

Shank?????????????????????????

Just curious if the issue has been resolved

toy

*sigh*

no not yet

there has been a medical complication and so for the past 60 days+- there has been no reason at all for the dog to act up

oh well *sigh*


thanks for askng - once we find a solution I'll post an update.