Dead fairies collection

[Endless_Night]

clearly it's a work in progress

I am just saying some palm frands or a palaquin would be nice.

Picky, picky. Would you like 100 virgins while we're at it?

 

[Him15]

Oh god no, I think being with a virgin is vastly overrated. Gives me somone that actually knows what they are doing please. How about 100 concubines?

 

[StrayKat]

Picky, picky. Would you like 100 virgins while we're at it?

He is 26. Give him MILFs.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh god no, I think being with a virgin is vastly overrated. Gives me somone that actually knows what they are doing please. How about 100 concubines?

We'll have to see what we can rustle up!

 

[Endless_Night]

He is 26. Give him MILFs.

Oooh! Good thinking! Are you volunteering?

 

[StrayKat]

Oooh! Good thinking! Are you volunteering?

God no, I am occupied over my head.

But I could help you pick them up

 

[Him15]

I feel so loved and cared for

 

[StrayKat]

I feel so loved and cared for

Its all fun and games until some regular dobermans show up

 

[Him15]

and here I thouht you were a cat?

 

[Endless_Night]

God no, I am occupied over my head.

But I could help you pick them up

Dear SK. So generous always!

 

[Endless_Night]

well now that all depends on what they're for. I hear concubine meat can be pretty stringy, and the tired old girls are too jaded to squeal and beg with any enthusiasm.

....nope, I have no comeback, just....

 

[Him15]

hmm I do enjoy some good begging and squelling in orgasmic enjoyment. Girls always have that particular look in their eye when all they want to do is cum which is just delicious

And if you want to pick them out for me go for it. Im curiose to see how that goes.

 

[StrayKat]

and here I thouht you were a cat?

Obviously, I wasnt referring to myself

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

hmm I do enjoy some good begging and squelling in orgasmic enjoyment. Girls always have that particular look in their eye when all they want to do is cum which is just delicious

And if you want to pick them out for me go for it. Im curiose to see how that goes.

MmmmmMMMmmmmmmmmmmM!!
Orgasmic enjoyment squelling!
I want to squell!! I'm so in...

 

[Him15]

In a frog? I have never ehard that particular idium before

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

In a frog? I have never ehard that particular idium before

I can speak fowly as well

 

[Him15]

Careful you will upset opal

 

[StrayKat]

Who is Opal?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Careful you will upset opal

Well then, Opal is just too soft.
(OMG... a gemological joke, really...?)

 

[Him15]

no actually it was a literary one, i thought givent he thread title and the mentio of fowly you were making an artemis fowl reference.

Its a series about a teenage criminal genius who deals with faeries...I am sure everyone present sees why I find it appealing

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

no actually it was a literary one, i thought givent he thread title and the mentio of fowly you were making an artemis fowl reference.

Its a series about a teenage criminal genius who deals with faeries...I am sure everyone present sees why I find it appealing

Ummmm... no. Actually it was a gemological one. I was referring to my own joke. You see, opal scores about a 5 or 6 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness and.. oh. Nevermind

 

[Him15]

Ummmm... no. Actually it was a gemological one. I was referring to my own joke. You see, opal scores about a 5 or 6 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness and.. oh. Nevermind

Your right IT does and is one of the softer stones *pulls out a cliche porn stash and slicked back hair* but I though you would prefer something harder

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Your right IT does and is one of the softer stones *pulls out a cliche porn stash and slicked back hair* but I though you would prefer something harder

Too right!! Give me some good hard Corundums any day

 

[Him15]

I was personally thinking emeralds, but that may jsut be the dead faeries talking

 

[Endless_Night]

I was personally thinking emeralds, but that may jsut be the dead faeries talking

It must be the fairies. Corundum definitely beats emerald for hardness, at least on the Moh.