Dealing with a woman who's got a smelly snatch?

[Pornorica]

That is very, very true and a good point. Not to mention cleaning it the wrong way can cause even more problems than just leaving it alone!
There's also the fact that our natural bacteria goes up and down, sometimes a girl will smell exceptionally good but she actually has too much of the 'good bacteria' there and it can cause excessive wetness.

Although as far as scents go, every girl I've been with that had an exceptionally strong smell had a love of using heavy cream when cooking, and stayed away from drinking water. Perhaps it's just a strange correlation I've noticed, and it means nothing.

So, my point to the OP, get your girl a nice water bottle. I recommend the Bobble, it's awesome and has a filter built into it. Be careful how you talk to her, but talk to her.

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[Pornorica]

My wife has a fuller figure, and her pussy is so clean you could eat your dinner off it!

As for your problem, how about talking about how much you love to go down on a girl, how you love to lick suck kiss nibble and tease on a nice CLEAN pussy, just keep the conversation open and not personal.

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[Pornorica]

I have been with numerous women over the years and love the smell and taste of 95 percent of pussies that I have had the pleasure of tasting.

Yet the 5 percent of truely foul vaginas from very beautiful women who were physically, spiritually, and mentally attractive and potential mates, was something no man has to be placed in a "Guilty Box", or feel that he is a "Cad" whatever that term means, for dropping her like a hot potatoe.

Imagine the advice of some of the other poster's comments about Talking to her About it", WTF, hurt this womans feeling by telling her that her Cunt really and truely smells like fucking road kill.

Assume that you do tell her and she does all kinds of magic tricks to get it to smell better, and it doesn't work!!!! You can't win this, she will somehow become the victim, and you my friend will be the talk of all her friends that you have the smallest dick she ever saw, your cum tasts like shit, and you can't last longer than 1 minute.

Don't risk the insult to her womanhood, and the inevitable revenge that a scorned woman WILL send your way.

Be polite and say that it's just not going to work out and be on your way.

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[satindesire]

You guys do understand that this thread was dead for multiple years and the OP is probably long gone by now?

 

[RedButterflySlut]

You guys do understand that this thread was dead for multiple years and the OP is probably long gone by now?

Haha, I didn't notice that. However, I think this is a rather common problem.

 

[Miles Long]

You guys do understand that this thread was dead for multiple years and the OP is probably long gone by now?

I knew something about this thread just didn't smell right...

 

[NippleMuncher]

Just pour a little BBQ sauce over it. Everything is better with BBQ sauce!

You guys do understand that this thread was dead for multiple years and the OP is probably long gone by now?

When has that ever stopped the resurrection of the dead? Maybe we should start calling the dredgers necrophites.

 

[satindesire]

Just pour a little BBQ sauce over it. Everything is better with BBQ sauce!



When has that ever stopped the resurrection of the dead? Maybe we should start calling the dredgers necrophites.

Zombie threads are hungry for brains.

 

[Pornorica]

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[NippleMuncher]

Finally a cure for smelly snatch, Vagine Cuisine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChK77xSLz_s

 

[Mulenga225]

Smelly

Everyone stop here! If there is going to be an open and honest sexual relationship, open discussion about sex should be a starter. Most Western Woman, eating meat as part of staple diet will have this odor and taste. One will most likely not find this in vegetarians.

Discuss this with your lover openly and honestly - simple shower with cleaning genitalia before sex can fix this! Don't give up on a great relationship, specially if you are "connected' mentally and physical attributes turn you off.

 

[sxad_247]

smelly is good

I must be the sick one in this thread......I love the smell of a woman who has worked all day and does not smell "fresh". If a woman is clean with her body, you can tell.....but the smell of a natural woman drives me nut.....a clean lady can be smelly.....and I crave that smell.....no pine tree cover ups for me.......oh gosh.....now I want to smell a nice lady.......
I guess to each their own......but give me a "smelly" lady anyday.......that is the first thing I do with a lady......smell her sweet aroma......and whle I have not been with hundreds of women, I still to this day remember the smell of each sweet lady I have been with.......oh gosh.......I love women.......
Smile...no, it does not smell like fish, nor does it taste that way......just pure sweet delight.....

 

[Cattypuss]

I must be the sick one in this thread......I love the smell of a woman who has worked all day and does not smell "fresh". If a woman is clean with her body, you can tell.....but the smell of a natural woman drives me nut.....a clean lady can be smelly.....and I crave that smell.....no pine tree cover ups for me.......oh gosh.....now I want to smell a nice lady.......
I guess to each their own......but give me a "smelly" lady anyday.......that is the first thing I do with a lady......smell her sweet aroma......and whle I have not been with hundreds of women, I still to this day remember the smell of each sweet lady I have been with.......oh gosh.......I love women.......
Smile...no, it does not smell like fish, nor does it taste that way......just pure sweet delight.....

My man is like this - much prefers me when it's been a good few hours since I've had a shower, and when I've been to the gym or something too. For special treats for him, just very occasionally I'll go 48 hours without a shower. The only problem then is getting him to come up for air cos he loves it so much down there lol.

 

[ShannonBlackwater]

Too funny

I'm laughing at everyone's comments! You guys are too funny.

Everyone talks about how women smell down there but men have a distinct oder as well! People just need to clean their junk. If you're going to dive in head-first, by all means, splash some water of it first.

 

[joisey]

Rapidly approaching 70 years of age, I've run into some different tastes and odors on women. Separating women who don't shower on a regular basis out of the equation, I have discovered that some women just have a natural odor. In my experience, if their hygiene is spot on, darker haired girls will have a slightly stronger odor and taste than light haired/skinned girls. One girl in particular comes to mind. Fair skinned, medium brown hair whose pussy smelled a bit like sulfur, like the whiff you get when you first strike a match. We were long time friends, and spoke of this malady. According to her, the problem was shared by her mother and grandmother. So perhaps something genetic is in the mix. Everyone that I referred to was height/weight proportional or more on the thin side.

 

[Foolhen]

I'm sure that a person's diet has an effect on their smell and people always talk about it, but based on my experience it's just something that varies from person to person. I've known mild-tasting pussies where the flavor varies depending on bathing etc, but they always taste good. Those ones have been drier pussies. The ones that get copiously wet and are almost always wet tend to "sour" quickly, even after they've been washed. Women with super wet pussies are sexy as Hell, but I don't find them to be the best tasting, especially since I like some hair down there and it tends to trap the drippings and give them a place to sour.

 

[Emerson40]

So many things influence the taste and scent of the nether bits.
Where one is in the monthly cycle, medications, physical activity, time since last bathed. Breathable, absorbent cotton gotchies vs not so hot in the humidity nylon ginch.

This thread is redolent of that ridiculous rhyme about smelling like fish, eat the dish, tasting like chicken, keep on lickin’, reeks of cologne best left alone…. You know, the one from when you were in grade 8 or 9.

Why hasn’t anybody suggested the use of those lab-tested underpants with the activated carbon crotch liners? Fart catching underwear.
Certainly the makers of had more in mind than just harnessing malodorous wind.



Is that a box of Arm & Hammer in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?

 

[Lady2020]

Being human means you're going to smell. One of the current supply chain issues is douches, a popular product. A customer asked me today about women's products, she said she was really embarrassed to ask. And I could tell she was embarrassed. The thing is she had to be 40, she was attractive and I'm guessing single. So I said why don't you just tell me what you're looking for. She whispered douches. I showed her where the items are normally stocked. The thing is we haven't had any for a month and I told her. I explained the supply chain issue to her and asked her if she had gone to any other stores. She was still horribly embarrassed and said other stores were out too.

BTW, you think because a dick is out in the open, it prevents smells?

 

[Emerson40]

It is my understanding that the risks associated with douching far outweigh any benefits.
The natural PH inside the vagina - which really is a wondrous and magical place -can handle most bacteria issues, and it is pretty good at self-cleaning.
Squirting some perfumey vinegarette inside can lead to bad infections and even PID, and is strongly discouraged by medical pros.


If one’s dick is out in the open it can certainly develop an odour. It can also develop a misdemeanour charge, if the open is in public.

 

[Lady2020]

It is my understanding that the risks associated with douching far outweigh any benefits.
The natural PH inside the vagina - which really is a wondrous and magical place -can handle most bacteria issues, and it is pretty good at self-cleaning.
Squirting some perfumey vinegarette inside can lead to bad infections and even PID, and is strongly discouraged by medical pros.


If one’s dick is out in the open it can certainly develop an odour. It can also develop a misdemeanour charge, if the open is in public.

Why do you think women douche?

 

[Emerson40]

Why do you think women douche?

I imagine there are a multitude of reasons as to why women douche, almost as many as there are douches.

I’ve heard some do so to flush out / clean out the vagina, post sex or near the end of their period.

I imagine some do it because they believe it freshens up the ol’ jay, makes it all strawberry and lavender like, because Massengill (Sp?) ads and fellas like the thread starter have them believing that they are less woman if their crotch doesn’t smell like a bouquet of fresh cut flowers.

Some do it because their mom / aunt / sister / friend do it, and told them they should as well.

Sadly, I know a few who did it post sex because they thought it a form of birth control. It wasn’t, as they had the sprogs to prove it.

Some do it because they have another issue, say a yeast infection or STI, and they think douching will help with the odour / discharge problem, instead of dealing with the actual problem.

I think most women do it because of the ‘ideal, perfect woman’ pressures that they put on themselves, and that society, media (see Massengill reference above), other women, and men contribute to with unrealistic ideals and expectations. If you aren’t fresh as daisies down there, you’re less woman.
Stretch marks and tits that don’t pass the pencil test…back of the line.

As you alluded to in your post it can be a touchy and embarrassing subject for most to bring up and discuss, be it with someone at the drug store, a friend, or even their doctor.
So they use the internet and although there is a bounty of information to be found on these interwebs, they also find posts and comments by douches about how girls should douche, because they don’t know how to handle a girl whose vagina doesn’t smell like the fabric softener their moms used to launder their wank socks.

There are many reasons why women douche, and the majority of them don’t offset the risks and potential harm that douching can cause.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Douches are bad bad bad for our vaginas. Emerson is throwing out wisdom in the above posts.

 

[Emerson40]

Douches are bad bad bad for our vaginas. Emerson is throwing out wisdom in the above posts.

At no charge, even.

Because gosh darn it, your vagina is so worth it!

 

[Lady2020]

I imagine there are a multitude of reasons as to why women douche, almost as many as there are douches.

I’ve heard some do so to flush out / clean out the vagina, post sex or near the end of their period.

I imagine some do it because they believe it freshens up the ol’ jay, makes it all strawberry and lavender like, because Massengill (Sp?) ads and fellas like the thread starter have them believing that they are less woman if their crotch doesn’t smell like a bouquet of fresh cut flowers.

Some do it because their mom / aunt / sister / friend do it, and told them they should as well.

Sadly, I know a few who did it post sex because they thought it a form of birth control. It wasn’t, as they had the sprogs to prove it.

Some do it because they have another issue, say a yeast infection or STI, and they think douching will help with the odour / discharge problem, instead of dealing with the actual problem.

I think most women do it because of the ‘ideal, perfect woman’ pressures that they put on themselves, and that society, media (see Massengill reference above), other women, and men contribute to with unrealistic ideals and expectations. If you aren’t fresh as daisies down there, you’re less woman.
Stretch marks and tits that don’t pass the pencil test…back of the line.

As you alluded to in your post it can be a touchy and embarrassing subject for most to bring up and discuss, be it with someone at the drug store, a friend, or even their doctor.
So they use the internet and although there is a bounty of information to be found on these interwebs, they also find posts and comments by douches about how girls should douche, because they don’t know how to handle a girl whose vagina doesn’t smell like the fMabric softener their moms used to launder their wank socks.

There are many reasons why women douche, and the majority of them don’t offset the risks and potential harm that douching can cause.

I tend to think someone told them they stank or they wanted to make sure their vaginas didn't stink. Pretty simple.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I tend to think someone told them they stank or they wanted to make sure their vaginas didn't stink. Pretty simple.

Yeah, but shame on the person who said that. And also sad that douching is more likely to cause problems than to fix any.