Dear Santa... 2012

[palemoon2035]

Dear Santa
If you can get over your hatred of my people, a pink choo-choo train costume would be excellent.
kthxbai

-V

P.S. I think I found my cho choo. Thanks for answering so quickly. Just send her over my way.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Dear Santa

I need a a tiny white lace nightie...

with garters and thigh high seamed hose...

I already have the shoes...

Thank you~

Me.

 

[Cheska]

Dear Santa,

Please leave assorted members of Lit. under my tree.. or in my bed.. um.. and a Bigger bed..

or just get me under Luna's tree.. I'll bring the lace white nightie, Garters and thigh high seamed hose.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Dear Santa,

Please leave assorted members of Lit. under my tree.. or in my bed.. um.. and a Bigger bed..

or just get me under Luna's tree.. I'll bring the lace white nightie, Garters and thigh high seamed hose.

YES.

Christmas wish complete.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Dear Santa,

I can't wait until you get me a new car on Christmas Day.

Oh, wait. That's not you. That's me. Buying one. Because my semi-new car was just mangled by a woman driving a truck she was incapable of handling while texting. Also, she nearly killed me. Also, ugh.

-Me

Well, I'm glad she didn't.

*goes to put in an order for a super industrial guardian angel*

 

[fr33ks33k]

Dear Santa,

I can't wait until you get me a new car on Christmas Day.

Oh, wait. That's not you. That's me. Buying one. Because my semi-new car was just mangled by a woman driving a truck she was incapable of handling while texting. Also, she nearly killed me. Also, ugh.

-Me

Well, good to hear you weren't mangled as well. Hope your new car is a spiffy one!

Dear Santa,

I would like to try and explain myself and see if I can get off of the naughty list. I don't feel I should be on it and I think you should reconsider. So, if you will, hear me out here and think about it.

I'm pretty sure the reason I'm on the naughty list is because of the whole... issue... from May. Yeah it was bad and yeah a little naughty but come on! Is it really naughty list worthy? First off, it wasn't my fault.... well not entirely my fault. There were others involved, tell me Santa, did they make the list too? Second, I was really, really wasted when it happened so I don't think it's fair that I'm held accountable for it. Lastly, and most importantly, I wasn't even arrested for it! Probably should have been.... err I mean--- what? It was a minor offense, not really a big deal. So thus, in my opinion not worthy of naughty list!

Then there was the incident at Laura's house, but that one really wasn't my fault! I was framed and you know it! They are just trying to pin it on me! Hell, I wasn't even there! Really! I swear!

Now, I can't think of any other situation that was bad enough to be considered naughty, mildly wrong and inappropriate sure but not naughty! (Okay so I really can think of many things that were naughty.... but still, not worthy.)

I just really don't think it's fair that I'm on the naughty list is all. So will you please, please, pretty please take me off the list? Come on, think of it as credit! I'll be good next year, promise!

Please think about it, Santa. Cause I really, really want a new Easy Bake Oven!

Sincerely,

Dream

This is hilarious, but I've spoken with Mr. Kringle and he told me to tell you that he was going to take it under consideration.

Dear Santa

I need a a tiny white lace nightie...

with garters and thigh high seamed hose...

I already have the shoes...

Thank you~

Me.

Dear Santa,

Please leave assorted members of Lit. under my tree.. or in my bed.. um.. and a Bigger bed..

or just get me under Luna's tree.. I'll bring the lace white nightie, Garters and thigh high seamed hose.

YES.

Christmas wish complete.

Ok, so now I know where I wanna be for Christmas. Luna's house, wherever her tree is situated, so I can watch her and Cheska play dress-up.

 

[Britwitch]

Dear Santa,

I can't wait until you get me a new car on Christmas Day.

Oh, wait. That's not you. That's me. Buying one. Because my semi-new car was just mangled by a woman driving a truck she was incapable of handling while texting. Also, she nearly killed me. Also, ugh.

-Me

Glad to hear you're ok!

 

[The_Spectre]

P.S. I think I found my cho choo. Thanks for answering so quickly. Just send her over my way.

Damn, and here I was about to get you this.

Oh well, I'll send it back.