Carl Eats
Carl, Siren told me that you like to be shitted on. As a matter of face, she told me that you were locked up for stealing horse shit last summer from a manure farm. She told me that when you were a kid you dreamed of being in a parade so that you could follow behind an elephant with the hope that if it farted you would have enough time to run up underneath it's ass so that you could catch a thirty pound load of shit in your mouth and on your face.
If you will calm down and play nice I might refer you to a job a the zoo shoveling Rhino shit, only you won't need a shovel. All you'll need is your big, shit smellin' mouth.
Peace Fuckboy
Carl, Siren told me that you like to be shitted on. As a matter of face, she told me that you were locked up for stealing horse shit last summer from a manure farm. She told me that when you were a kid you dreamed of being in a parade so that you could follow behind an elephant with the hope that if it farted you would have enough time to run up underneath it's ass so that you could catch a thirty pound load of shit in your mouth and on your face.
If you will calm down and play nice I might refer you to a job a the zoo shoveling Rhino shit, only you won't need a shovel. All you'll need is your big, shit smellin' mouth.
Peace Fuckboy