deep throating and blood

[Penalt]

dude you are bringing nothing to this thread..you have no knowledge of smack talk, except i guess getting your ass handed to you over the computer and then crying like a little girl because of it..

I am bringing you an education in how to be an effective troll, my young padawan. Nice use of actual reading of the post, you show some minor promise. However actually reading through the thread for background knowledge is also good for proper trolling. Otherwise you would, along with others, know how off that first comment of yours is.

By failing to note this, my words automatically gain more weight than yours and place you at a disadvantage. Something to be avoided. Also, try, I know its a stretch, to use proper punctuation. And, use proper spelling. My personal failing.

Also try to avoid obvious displays of misogyny and narcissism. You didn't say in your last post but you are taking notes on this I hope. I see that you are starting to take my advice. There is hope for you yet.

 

[bytor2112]

wow you have really schooled me with your references to geekdom....

i bet when you were growing up your daddy put a hurtin on you...and the boys either beat you up or fucked your ass..

 

[Penalt]

Bytor, your trolling just isn't effective. You are being a source of comedy right now. You have got to up the quality of your trolling because right now you are only good for two things.

1. Comedy.
2. Racking up my post count.

I mean, I assume you are trying to make me feel bad, upset, or angry. You just aren't that good at it yet. Another pointer for you. I see by looking back at your posts you tend to use a very few lines. Be more verbose. You can't set up a really good zinger with only 1 or 2 lines. I mean lets look at your last post....

wow you have really schooled me with your references to geekdom....

i bet when you were growing up your daddy put a hurtin on you...and the boys either beat you up or fucked your ass..

Now, you start off well with the first line but if you developed the geek theme with a few more lines, you might have something good there.

Now, look at the second line. Again, a decent start but you don't develop it. It just hangs there. Also, by doing two different subjects in two lines you dilute both of their effectiveness.

 

[Mamid]

awwww.. poor widdle troll fall down...

 

[nymphonancy]

Even I, the inexperienced one, can detect a troll when she sees one.

This has really turned into a funny thread, continue please.

 

[witcha]

*smacks herself* and yet again I missed it....damn

 

[Mamid]

as I said before, it is hard to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Penalt's barely begun to out troll the troll.

 

[Penalt]

The really hilarious thing is that I was actually being semi-serious with him. I have seen far better examples of trolling and his feeble attempts at it do bring a smile to my face every time I read them.

I learned all about trolling on a list so machivellian and twisted that politicians should go there for a year to learn their jobs.

I'm actually wondering now if he may be a latchkey kid considering the timing of his posts. It would explain elements of his vocabulary.

 

[bytor2112]

The really hilarious thing is that I was actually being semi-serious with him. I have seen far better examples of trolling and his feeble attempts at it do bring a smile to my face every time I read them.

I learned all about trolling on a list so machivellian and twisted that politicians should go there for a year to learn their jobs.

I'm actually wondering now if he may be a latchkey kid considering the timing of his posts. It would explain elements of his vocabulary.

funny indeed, your "tutelage" is so pathetically amateur and your attempts to vindicate your knowledge by extolling the virtues of elists that were obviously over your head id laughable and quite sad...

 

[Mamid]

Notice the example above of a run on sentence so long it stumbles and falls short of an insult.

 

[bytor2112]

Notice the example above of a run on sentence so long it stumbles and falls short of an insult.

your knowledge of english is as limited as your posting repertoire

 

[Mamid]

Ah, but I do speak the Queen's English, not American. There is a U in my colour and honour. And through is spelled through not thru. And it is pronounced Zed not Zee, ZED!

My Name Is Mamid And I Am Canadian!

 

[bytor2112]

Ah, but I do speak the Queen's English, not American. There is a U in my colour and honour. And through is spelled through not thru. And it is pronounced Zed not Zee, ZED!

My Name Is Mamid And I Am Canadian!

speak the Queens' english if you must...we kicked that ass over 200 years ago...

 

[Nackereia]

Ah, but I do speak the Queen's English, not American. There is a U in my colour and honour. And through is spelled through not thru. And it is pronounced Zed not Zee, ZED!

My Name Is Mamid And I Am Canadian!

Why can't I own Canadian's as slaves?

 

[Mamid]

*sings The War of 1812 by Arrogant Worms*

In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
He thought he’d tell the British where they ought to go
He thought he’d invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington....
And burned down all his stuff!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we’re the one’s that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

In 1812, we were just sittin’ around,
Mindin’ our own business, puttin’ crops into the ground.
We heard the soldiers coming and we didn’t like that sound.
So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground.

Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming,
There wasn’t quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the Yankees started running,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh....
They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn’t go.
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture,
Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco

So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, and we’ll burn the White House twice!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
But the Americans won’t admit it
It burned, burned, burned,
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned,
Now, I bet that made them mad
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812

*laughing*

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[Mamid]

Cutiemouse: nononono... Thank you for the laugh. I really needed it.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Anyone

that would post this,

your knowledge of english is as limited as your posting repertoire

after posting this travesty,

funny indeed, your "tutelage" is so pathetically amateur and your attempts to vindicate your knowledge by extolling the virtues of elists that were obviously over your head id laughable and quite sad...

needs help.

What's the matter Bytor? Did they skullfuck you senseless at the gloryhole today?

 

[Mamid]

One would have to have senses in the first place to be rendered senseless.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

One would have to have senses ...

Is he blind and deaf, doing this by braille, or did they skullfuck his ears and eye sockets?

 

[Mamid]

You know, AA, your reply made Penalt laugh.

Keep it up.

 

[bytor2112]

Is he blind and deaf, doing this by braille, or did they skullfuck his ears and eye sockets?

AA i am truly sorry you are unable to comprehend big words and that they may scare you into hasty (and just plain stupid) retorts..

just stick to the posts where i talk smack on the losers here..at least you can relate to those..

 

[AngelicAssassin]

AA i am truly sorry you are unable to comprehend big words and that they may scare you into hasty (and just plain stupid) retorts..

just stick to the posts where i talk smack on the losers here..at least you can relate to those..

Welcome back deaf and blind. By the way, an intelligent individual depicts an ellipsis as

[b]...[/b]

An individual attempting highbrow intelligence, lacking attention to detail, or typing one handed while masturbating uses

[color=crimson]..[/color]

A person talks smack to, or about someone. One with low self-esteem issues and a lower understanding of basic English grammar talks smack on someone. Intelligent individuals just ridicule lowbrows if we bother acknowledging you at all.

Seek help, but enroll in an adult education class before embarrassing yourself in front of the psychiatrist attempting to understand your speech, much less what's wrong with you.

 

[Liana26]

Oh no... fighting's bad. Can't we all just get along?

 

[Evil_Geoff]

ahhh, but i am not getting abused...maybe in your mind you feel as if you are abusing me..but in fact i am unwanted here because so often in life the voice of reason is frowned upon...

OMG... this had me rolling....
Dude, if the voice of reason is frowned upon, you will be receiving smiles the rest of your life.