Describe Yourself Physically

[Neanderthal247]

Sexy Mfer

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuckable
Friend zoned
Forgettable

 

[Neanderthal247]

Fuckable
Friend zoned
Forgettable

BS

I don't buy it

Speaking of the friend zoned and forgettable part

 

[samslam479]

Slim, grey haired, grey beard, old and weathered.

 

[Photog1rl]

Apparently, today I look tired.

 

[lindi_85]

Well, I might get growled at for this but…
I’m almost 5”8’, and according to BMI standards I’m obese (I’m not really but could benefit to lose some visceral fat). I have broad shoulders and big boobs. I usually get comments on my strong legs or long thick hair, but I’m quite plain in most settings. I’m very self conscious about my tummy and have lots of scars. I have four tattoos, one of which covers my whole outer thigh. I’ve been told by a few litsters that I have interesting nipples

What she said

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I look like me

 

[Esslemont]

Totally awesome.

 

[Hipshot1554]

5’2” and size 16/18. Blonde hair and hazel eyes. Natural 40DD with the hips, ass and belly to match. Short thick legs. Definitely built for comfort and cuddling, not for speed.

Speed is highly overrated!

 

[bill4672a]

5'9" 200 lbs Muscular legs and glutes brown hair, full gray beard

 

[lacandy]

I usually say instead of an hourglass figure I have a two-hourglass figure: big boobs, defined waist and hips for gripping, there’s just a little extra of them (though I have been working on that and I’m probably like an hour and a half now )

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Knees that click, well the left one. Full head of hair and brown gray (not grey) hair.
Left handed,.

 

[AthleticBeardedDadBod]

I’ve a keen sense of humor and my boobs aren’t bad either.

Great combination!!

 

[AthleticBeardedDadBod]

I usually say instead of an hourglass figure I have a two-hourglass figure: big boobs, defined waist and hips for gripping, there’s just a little extra of them (though I have been working on that and I’m probably like an hour and a half now )

Sounds like perfection

 

[AthleticBeardedDadBod]

Tall, thin, red hair, lots of freckles, hazel eyes, smallish boobs, long legs. Guys tell me I'm cute, but I know that's only when they're tring to get into my panties. I'm pretty much a Plain Jane!

Nothing plain about redheads!! Shine on

 

[Wonderer67]

5’9”. 190 lbs

large upper body. Bulky. Slight dad bod.

Bald. Normally clean shaven but currently with a Christmas beard.

Arms covered with tattoos.

 

[AthleticBeardedDadBod]

Big boobs, flat ass, squishy tummy…I’m always told I’m “cute”

Sounds like perfection

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Athletic cougar that alternates from brunette to blonde but has just enough junk in the trunk to not be boring

 

[AthleticBeardedDadBod]

Athletic cougar that alternates from brunette to blonde but has just enough junk in the trunk to not be boring

Sounds incredible

 

[Madhatter02]

Big boobs, flat ass, squishy tummy…I’m always told I’m “cute”

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Square, stick arms and legs, covered in cinnamon sugar

 

[luvclassics]

5’11” 220lbs
A little thick in the middle, clean shaved head with a salt and pepper goatee and a slightly hairy chest.

 

[BishopHeahmund]

A lil heavy, the salt is winning the battle in hair and beard.

 

[AtramentousRex]

A tired, stoned panda bear.

 

[Noor]

Like the blueberry girl in Willy wonka, only pink not blue with breasts, waist and hips. Unswollen I can be drawn using a bunch of ovals like a ripe fertility goddess, only one set of breasts though.