Did You Get Laid Today?

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I wish! Now that would make my day complete. No one I want to have sex with though. Oh well. Shit happens. Still a great day.
 
Yes, it was my birthday today and my husband and I had sex for it. The best gift I got all day long!
 
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Oh envy, pal! :(
I'm still a heap of sore throat and coughs by the end of the day. Doctor is not keen to give me antibiotics as she reckons I'm gonna shift this myself. :rolleyes:
This is far and away the longest celibacy we've had in ages.
But, frankly, I don't want to have lame sex for the sake of release. I just don't need that and nor does my woman.

Oh the consolation of caresses. And in that sense I know I've got it all.
 
Just a little teaser for the main event tonight...it may not be me who gets laid tonight, though I have big hopes for the Monkey...:D:devil:
 
Oh envy, pal! :(
I'm still a heap of sore throat and coughs by the end of the day. Doctor is not keen to give me antibiotics as she reckons I'm gonna shift this myself. :rolleyes:
This is far and away the longest celibacy we've had in ages.
But, frankly, I don't want to have lame sex for the sake of release. I just don't need that and nor does my woman.

Oh the consolation of caresses. And in that sense I know I've got it all.

Oh dear, sorry to hear that Si... Dr. H prescribes whisky and honey! Seriously, hope you get well soon, and then back in the saddle... In the meantime enjoy the caresses...:)
 
Oh dear, sorry to hear that Si... Dr. H prescribes whisky and honey! Seriously, hope you get well soon, and then back in the saddle... In the meantime enjoy the caresses...:)

Man of similar tastes! Laphroaig last night, and the honey drizzled into a warm split muffin for breakfast ... ooo might just have another one ... :)
 
Man of similar tastes! Laphroaig last night, and the honey drizzled into a warm split muffin for breakfast ... ooo might just have another one ... :)

Laphroaig - delicious! Although for me Lagavulin is even better and Ardbeg supreme! All three distilleries are within about 5 miles on the coast of Islay - whisky paradise...:)
 
Laphroaig - delicious! Although for me Lagavulin is even better and Ardbeg supreme! All three distilleries are within about 5 miles on the coast of Islay - whisky paradise...:)

Must explore Islay and Jura some day. I keep going further north for adventures.
 
Yes. He didn't show up until just after midnight, so I got laid today rather than yesterday. Oh, well, I'll forgive him this once, I suppose. :rolleyes:
 
Yes. He didn't show up until just after midnight, so I got laid today rather than yesterday. Oh, well, I'll forgive him this once, I suppose. :rolleyes:

Keeping you waiting like that? Sheesh. A gal needs to consider that there are guys round and about who would be a sight more attentive to her than this geyser! :D;)
 
My older occasional bedtime pal was over for dad's poker night last night. He drank too much and has to stay over. When I was getting some pillows I grabbed one of mine that I'd humped earlier in the day, put a clean cover on it and brought it to him. I got a text around 2am saying I can smell your pussy and I want it. I text back that once everyone left this morning he could have it.
I was naked when I opened my door. He pushed me against the wall and trailed his tongue down from my neck to my clit. He proceeded to bring me to the brink 3 times with his tongue before he lifted me on to his cock and fucked me right there against the wall.
 
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Last night after coming home from a nice romantic Italian dinner. :heart:
Tonight romance will be out the window in favor of Friday debauchery :)

L:rose:
 
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