Dogmatism Tight

[Guest]

MG and Quas:

No offense, but please take your epic-length posts about singing cowboys to your personal thread.

cordially, Perdita

 

[Quasimodem]

The one who yodeled "Lonesome Cattle Call." . . . see what happens when I'm turned loose with a book about singing cowboys and acccess to the Internet. . . .

All I can find out about your request is a quotation from an apparently famous - in his own mind, at least - weightlifter.

Dick Notmeyer on “Life and Lifting”

To insure the highest levels of focus and intensity, Dick chose to allow his athletes to listen to Country Music. This insured that no lifter would be caught spending time listening to music or being unduly sidetracked by a favourite tune. It also allowed group singing of Eddie Arnold’s great yodelling ballad, “The Lonesome Cattle Call.” Cats from all over Pacifica would come to the gym after these sessions.

Either I have got hold of a perverted Search Engine, or I have a truly rotten connection.

All I can add to that is that - in comparison - the Russian regime of steroids, with all its drawbacks, seems almost inviting.

And, strictly off the wall, a cattle call is an open invitation to apply for an open search to cast a particular opening. Lonesome, sounds about right, if the call included any yodelling.

PS Bach Beer is my favourite, too.

 

[MathGirl]

Ejection from the thread

but please take your epic-length posts about singing cowboys to your personal thread.

Dear, dear Perdita,
So terribly sorry to offend. It shall not happen again. You're correct, of course. This thread has never wavered from its original subject.
Devastated,
MG

 

[Guest]

Re: Ejection from the thread

Dear, dear Perdita,
So terribly sorry to offend. It shall not happen again. You're correct, of course. This thread has never wavered from its original subject.
Devastated,
MG

Oh, you big baby, you can make me feel so guilty. Go ahead, I like Bach and Hank too.

too dear Perdita

(Where's Pure when I need him, her, __)

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Well, if we change "assertion" to "insertion", and if "opinion" could be taken as slang for a penis (and almost any word qualifies as a slang term for a dick), then maybe it starts to make sense as a kind of determind sexual act.


MG,
Artina Heartflash, an old friend, forwarded it to me from some spam she'd received. You can't make stuff like this up.

I figured you'd appreciate it especially. We're kind of bent in the same direction. I'd really like to see the one's running out of the room when the blat drops his pants.

---dr.M.

Thanks for the viewpoint on "dogmatism tight". I rather felt that was the poetic implication.
Now, translate "wang", for me?
I have an idea what a "blat" model is. Should have been in caps as "BLAT"---for "Big Lizard Attacking Tokyo" .

I understood the spam as a Japanese porn movie ad. Horror category.


OH!!! GIMME YOUR GODZILLA!!! SPEW ALL OVER ME!!! BURN ME, BIG BOY!!!

(sound effect: ) =BLAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=