Dom the chicken man. Too funny.

Kajira Callista said:
*shakes head* the chicken wont listen to me

Just like everyone else in my life... the chicken only minds me about a third of the time.

I'm a GodDom failure.



LMAO Sometimes I even tickle myself....
 
A Desert Rose said:
Just like everyone else in my life... the chicken only minds me about a third of the time.

I'm a GodDom failure.



LMAO Sometimes I even tickle myself....
it wont listen to a damned thing i tell it to do...WD has it doing cartwheels
WAIT! lemme try that one!
 
it may just be that he can't do two things at once.

so who wants to be my chicken sub on the web cam? Well, naked sub on the web cam.
 
WriterDom said:
it may just be that he can't do two things at once.

so who wants to be my chicken sub on the web cam? Well, naked sub on the web cam.


What kind if sub does he think he is if he can't multi-task?


Hmm...You will need to provide the feathers....


And i stand in my head for no One:p
 
WriterDom said:
... so who wants to be my chicken sub on the web cam? Well, naked sub on the web cam.

Now, here's a conversation stopper if ever there was one.

Abner, I love your subtlety... LOL
 
WriterDom said:
someone see if he will do the Charleston, he didn't for me


i'm not sure he knows how...not everyone does...


He flexed his wing...


i know how to Charleston...where are my feathers? :D
 
Re: Re: Dom the chicken man. Too funny.

Kajira Callista said:
he wont spank himself...or she :(
Tell him to smack his tail. It looks like he's spanking himself to me.
 
Re: Re: Re: Dom the chicken man. Too funny.

DVS said:
Tell him to smack his tail. It looks like he's spanking himself to me.
lol i did..all i can get him to do is cartwheels and pee in the corner
 
tell him "punish yourself" and he slaps his face, twice. Not into BDSM, I'd guess?
 
Try this one...

i love you, chicken man, marry me


He got down on one knee...it was such the romantic gesture...


*sigh*
 
he hit himself in the head with the pillow. He has to be getting tired.
 
Kajira Callista said:
anything naughty he tells me no

I was going to tell him I'd hook him up with the nasty talking bitch,but it took too many words.
 
WriterDom said:
I was going to tell him I'd hook him up with the nasty talking bitch,but it took too many words.
lol i told him ...do your girlfriend, he went in the other room and came back
 
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