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Cleo32 said:
I had that problem with the female Dane I had when I was a teenager... she was took serious offense to anyone male touching me, and when I would rough house with my cousin, she had to be put in another room. LOL... I had to buy a bigger bed because she insisted on sleeping ON the bed at the foot. It did not matter how many times I told her to get down, as soon as I fell asleep she would be on the bed. Other than that, she was the most well behaved dog ever, but the stuff that worked with her and the other Danes we had just does not work with this little spaz. She is smart, but has no attention span at all. It is driving me nuts.
I am hoping once she is inside all the time she will calm down... it just is not possible for me to have her in now, as my roommate thinks dogs belong outside.
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James G 5 said:
Some of us still ARE
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And some prefer the mountaintop.TNRkitect2b said:Some of us still ARE
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Ok, ok, ok.Cleo32 said:I thought you were more leaning towards lone wolf...
Edited to add: Well, this would explain the biting...and the obsession you have with pressure and the throat area...
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1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a
specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog
house.
2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits
or if his own house is under renovation.
3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his dog
house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner.
4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a
comfortable but secure metal cage.
5. Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the dog house in
the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever the hell he pleases.
6. The dog is never allowed on the furniture.
7. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture.
8. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old
furniture and then we'll sell the whole damn works and buy new furniture...upon
which the dog will most definitely not be allowed.
9. The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.
10. Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed.
11. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the
covers.
12. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the
pillow.
13. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head on the
pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room.
14. Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's not
to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now sleeping. That's
just not fair.
15. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary resident,"
even if it's true.
**********************************
Philosophy on Dogs
**********************************
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue." -Anonymous
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." -Ann Landers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
-Will Rogers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -Ben
Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andrew A. Rooney
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And
in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
-M.Facklam
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." -Sigmund Freud
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -James Thurber
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
-Penny Ward Moser
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down." -Robert Benchley
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-Rita Rudner
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events.
The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog
news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the
next yard." Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." -Franklin
P. Jones
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's
almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog,it's
too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must
think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein
specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog
house.
2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits
or if his own house is under renovation.
3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his dog
house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner.
4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a
comfortable but secure metal cage.
5. Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the dog house in
the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever the hell he pleases.
6. The dog is never allowed on the furniture.
7. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture.
8. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old
furniture and then we'll sell the whole damn works and buy new furniture...upon
which the dog will most definitely not be allowed.
9. The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.
10. Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed.
11. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the
covers.
12. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the
pillow.
13. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head on the
pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room.
14. Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's not
to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now sleeping. That's
just not fair.
15. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary resident,"
even if it's true.
**********************************
Philosophy on Dogs
**********************************
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue." -Anonymous
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." -Ann Landers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
-Will Rogers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -Ben
Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andrew A. Rooney
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And
in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
-M.Facklam
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." -Sigmund Freud
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -James Thurber
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
-Penny Ward Moser
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down." -Robert Benchley
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-Rita Rudner
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events.
The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog
news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the
next yard." Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." -Franklin
P. Jones
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's
almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog,it's
too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must
think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein
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When hell freezes over and Satan issues ice skates, and then only maybe.niteshade said:
Until then, let's just say cats run from dogs for a reason.
Understand?
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But that's why God gave them handles at their necks.blurrry said:
Flexible spines to always land on their feet, yes, but once suspended by that scruff ... game over.
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I personally have heard of the curse of the cats piss, luckily I have absolutely no knowledge personal or otherwise about this 
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AngelicAssassin said:When hell freezes over and Satan issues ice skates, and then only maybe.
Until then, let's just say cats run from dogs for a reason.
Understand?
Have you ever seen what happens to a dog when he corners a cat? Claws come out, and I hope the dog is quick enough to avoid them, or he ends up with a nasty cut on his nose.
I've seen it happen with a bad-ass Rotty, so I believe it.
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AngelicAssassin said:When hell freezes over and Satan issues ice skates, and then only maybe.
Until then, let's just say cats run from dogs for a reason.
Understand?
yes, cats run from dogs for a reason... because they love to laugh at the dog after they make it chase them all over hell and back before ascending to some higher location that the dog can't reach. They sit there and calmly lick their paws while the dog goes into a frenzy of fustration below them. It is called relieving cat boredom.
It's the same way with collies. My parents have a collie puppy and he bounces everywhere he goes. He's so full of piss and vinegar! I learned to carry nothing valuable upon first entering the house when he knocked me over one weekend when I was coming home from school. Luckily, the laptop survived in tact. He seems to remember his manners for everyone but me.
And though collies aren't exactly known for fierceness, they are extremely loyal. We used to have a male try colored collie that would growl at my mom and tug on her shirt when she was yelling at me or my brother.
And though collies aren't exactly known for fierceness, they are extremely loyal. We used to have a male try colored collie that would growl at my mom and tug on her shirt when she was yelling at me or my brother.
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My friend has a small cat and a VERY large dog.
The VERY large dog was so scared of the cat as a kitten that it would not even look at it, it would enter a room sideways, pointedly "not seeing" the kitten.
There are no laws of nature that function 100 percent of the time.
I like big dogs that don't look at me.
The VERY large dog was so scared of the cat as a kitten that it would not even look at it, it would enter a room sideways, pointedly "not seeing" the kitten.
There are no laws of nature that function 100 percent of the time.
I like big dogs that don't look at me.
