Douches? (Not an insult)

[eastern sun]

I've always been fascinated by foods and diets that change the way our fluids taste. I think there should be more open discussion of this as we grow up, so we don't feel so alienated from and/or disgusted by our own (and other people's) secretions.

Think of the profits generated just by our anxiety about the way we smell.

 

[switchbitch]

I've always been fascinated by foods and diets that change the way our fluids taste. I think there should be more open discussion of this as we grow up, so we don't feel so alienated from and/or disgusted by our own (and other people's) secretions.

Think of the profits generated just by our anxiety about the way we smell.

I thoroughly agree with you, I too am fascinated by the flavours of cum both male and female. I always taste my ownand I find it delicious even though it changes from hour to hour. The most common taste I have is lemon sherbet lollies, but if I squirt it tastes of maple syrup or honey. If I'm tired I find the flavour changes to something more spicy a bit like Benedictine liquer. If I've been eating a lot of leafy greens there is a slight taste of nutmeg. Whenever I want to make one of my subbyboys taste sweet like strawberry jam I insist he eats high zinc foods like oysters and prawns. It's fun to experiment with. But no matter what the flavour is I do just love the flavour of cum.
you could try introducing parsley, celery and black currants,into her diet as all of these neutralise the smell of onions in your breath and sweat and may be effective elsewhere.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Crayfish does funky things to cum

The sensory wheel is a fab tool you can use to name those flavours you're tasting in wine. Now I'm thinking that one should be made for food + secretions. Food around the middle rings, and the different flavours and tastes of secretions around the outside.

 

[switchbitch]

Crayfish does funky things to cum

The sensory wheel is a fab tool you can use to name those flavours you're tasting in wine. Now I'm thinking that one should be made for food + secretions. Food around the middle rings, and the different flavours and tastes of secretions around the outside.

it sounds like a plan! We are going to need a lot of volunteersdon't you think? Chuckle

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

it sounds like a plan! We are going to need a lot of volunteersdon't you think? Chuckle

Definitely.

And quite the considerable amount of empirical evidence.

 

[switchbitch]

Definitely.

And quite the considerable amount of empirical evidence.

data collection is going to be SO much fun.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

And we can dress up... looking like hot scientists, like Kari, will errrmmm .... help.

http://unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/3/20080202-mythbuster-kari.jpg

 

[AngusMan]

lol. Glad you ladies are enjoying yourselves. I will keep the celery idea in mind. Its actually one of my favorite snacks. Since we're going grocery shopping in a few hours, I'll make sure she gets some. Esspecially after her little eppisode yesterday.

Oh, and if you ever get that Secretions Sensory Wheel going, let me know.

 

[the captians wench]

I've always been fascinated by foods and diets that change the way our fluids taste. I think there should be more open discussion of this as we grow up, so we don't feel so alienated from and/or disgusted by our own (and other people's) secretions.

Think of the profits generated just by our anxiety about the way we smell.

I wonder if my b-vitamins has done anything to my flavor. I know it's turned my pee bright yellow.

 

[twister947]

My ex drank sweetened iced tea all day long, and tasted like, you guessed it, sweet tea...cum, urine, skin...not a bad thing, really.

On the topic of poor or indifferent personal hygiene, sometimes there are underlying mental health issues to consider.

 

[AngusMan]

My ex drank sweetened iced tea all day long, and tasted like, you guessed it, sweet tea...cum, urine, skin...not a bad thing, really.

On the topic of poor or indifferent personal hygiene, sometimes there are underlying mental health issues to consider.

Urine? Okay....... I'm officially washing my hands of this thread. I am no longer responsible for what gets written here.

 

[Essene]

Urine? Okay....... I'm officially washing my hands of this thread. I am no longer responsible for what gets written here.

*sigh*

You know her "pee-hole" is in that general "area". -Right?

The folks around here don't usually get weirded out over a little, or A LOT of urine, so don't be shy. We won't judge you, even though you've been unwittingly lapping up dirty,dirty urine for god knows how long.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You know-- Its astounding how many men AND women don't know this-- her "peehole" is right at the entrance to her cunt. Some women, their peehole is inside that entrance.

 

[canusmanes2]

First time

I douching at lest once to twice a month just to stay clean. I dont recommend anything that said medical on it right off base. do a Vingur and water so something like that at first if this is her first time. Just remember after she is done, she i will be dry for a while.

Douching will make her feel better and fresh. but remember that if you do it to much she can get infections in the pussy and also in the bladder. Make sure you do it after you have sex. make sure she pee after having sex. I learned the hard way and I got a UTI and Bladder infection for a while and i could douche for a month..


Canusmanes

 

[satindesire]

I douching at lest once to twice a month just to stay clean. I dont recommend anything that said medical on it right off base. do a Vingur and water so something like that at first if this is her first time. Just remember after she is done, she i will be dry for a while.

Douching will make her feel better and fresh. but remember that if you do it to much she can get infections in the pussy and also in the bladder. Make sure you do it after you have sex. make sure she pee after having sex. I learned the hard way and I got a UTI and Bladder infection for a while and i could douche for a month..


Canusmanes

/facepalm

 

[switchbitch]

I douching at lest once to twice a month just to stay clean. I dont recommend anything that said medical on it right off base. do a Vingur and water so something like that at first if this is her first time. Just remember after she is done, she i will be dry for a while.

Douching will make her feel better and fresh. but remember that if you do it to much she can get infections in the pussy and also in the bladder. Make sure you do it after you have sex. make sure she pee after having sex. I learned the hard way and I got a UTI and Bladder infection for a while and i could douche for a month..


Canusmanes

The use of vinegar in a douche, no matter how diluted is not a good one. It is important to keep your natural pH balance to prevent infections. If you 'must' use something to douche you are better off using 1 teaspoon of medical grade acidophilus yoghurt in a cup of boiled water.This will aid your natural ability to fight bacteria rather than hindering it, however I do not think douching is a very good alternative unless all other avenues have been explored.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I douching at lest once to twice a month just to stay clean. I dont recommend anything that said medical on it right off base. do a Vingur and water so something like that at first if this is her first time. Just remember after she is done, she i will be dry for a while.

Douching will make her feel better and fresh. but remember that if you do it to much she can get infections in the pussy and also in the bladder. Make sure you do it after you have sex. make sure she pee after having sex. I learned the hard way and I got a UTI and Bladder infection for a while and i could douche for a month..


Canusmanes

You know I never understand why being clean is a problem. I have been told by every partner I am with they cannot believe how clean and fresh I am no matter the timing, and they wonder why many women aren't, something I used to find hard to believe but found out the hard way was true. Even living in the tropics didn't create problems. I can't answer for those who aren't, but I have never had a douche in my life, but do make sure that whenever I go to the toilet I wash (usually just water for #1, shower if possible or more thorough wash for #2) afterward. If possible I take a cup of water with me and just pour it over the whole area afterward. It must be working to get so many compliments, and it doesn't endanger my health but takes just a moment.

Catalina

 

[where]

The use of vinegar in a douche, no matter how diluted is not a good one. It is important to keep your natural pH balance to prevent infections. If you 'must' use something to douche you are better off using 1 teaspoon of medical grade acidophilus yoghurt in a cup of boiled water.This will aid your natural ability to fight bacteria rather than hindering it, however I do not think douching is a very good alternative unless all other avenues have been explored.

it's a useful post-coital emergency contraception though.

 

[satindesire]

it's a useful post-coital emergency contraception though.

Actually, hon, douching isn't an effective method of birth control at all. Super common myth, but myth all the same.

 

[where]

Actually, hon, douching isn't an effective method of birth control at all. Super common myth, but myth all the same.

if you use an acidic douche, it is. Sperm really hates strongly acid environments and if you get it up there fast, it can be effective. it's not 100% but it is a lot more effective than crossing your fingers and hoping.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Actually, hon, douching isn't an effective method of birth control at all. Super common myth, but myth all the same.

Ditto!

Catalina

 

[Essene]

You know-- Its astounding how many men AND women don't know this-- her "peehole" is right at the entrance to her cunt. Some women, their peehole is inside that entrance.

O
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No way. I don't believe it.

You know I never understand why being clean is a problem. I have been told by every partner I am with they cannot believe how clean and fresh I am no matter the timing, and they wonder why many women aren't, something I used to find hard to believe but found out the hard way was true. Even living in the tropics didn't create problems. I can't answer for those who aren't, but I have never had a douche in my life, but do make sure that whenever I go to the toilet I wash (usually just water for #1, shower if possible or more thorough wash for #2) afterward. If possible I take a cup of water with me and just pour it over the whole area afterward. It must be working to get so many compliments, and it doesn't endanger my health but takes just a moment.

Catalina

Yeah same here, although I chalk it up to people and their differences. *shrug* In the rare event that something else is going on like a yeast infection or UTI, I KNOW about it by the way I feel.

Biodegradable baby wipes make for a quick freshening up before activities too - if for whatever reason you don't have time to shower again. Those are easily portable.

And I ditto the not using a home remedy of vinegar etc. PH balance is super important for the health of your vag. -Don't wanna kill off the good floura.

 

[satindesire]

http://www.thebody.com/content/art941.html

http://kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/contraception/contraception_douche.html

http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/azhealthtopics/a/vagdouching.htm

http://www.stayhealthyforever.com/node/10


"Douching has been associated with many adverse outcomes including pelvic inflammatory disease, bacterial vaginosis, cervical cancer, low birth weight, preterm birth, human immunodeficiency virus transmission, sexually transmitted diseases, ectopic pregnancy, recurrent vulvovaginal candidiasis, and infertility.

There are several ways by which douching may contribute to disease. Douching may remove normal vaginal flora, permitting the overgrowth of pathogens. It may also provide a pressurized fluid vehicle for pathogen transport, helping lower genital tract infections ascend above the cervix into the uterus, fallopian tubes, or abdominal cavity.

An added concern is that, if douching reduces the density of normal vaginal flora, bacterial vaginosis might develop or there may be a predisposition to colonization by such sexually transmitted pathogens as Neisseria gonorrhoeae or Chlamydia trachomatis, filling the “ecologic niche” (16). Pathogenic bacteria may then ascend into the upper reproductive tract, leading to inflammatory scarring (endometritis, salpingitis, or peritonitis), the principal cause of ectopic pregnancy, early miscarriage, and infertility."

A normal, healthy vagina should not be douched. Douching should only be undertaken at the advice of your DOCTOR, to treat some sort of infection, irritation or imbalance of the vaginal flora.

 

[Stella_Omega]

it's a useful post-coital emergency contraception though.

You're kidding.

Baby, hundreds of those busy little sperms are already up in your uterus, lashing their way towards that shining goal. You'd have to stick that nozzle through your cervix, if that's what you're using it for.

 

[where]

You're kidding.

Baby, hundreds of those busy little sperms are already up in your uterus, lashing their way towards that shining goal. You'd have to stick that nozzle through your cervix, if that's what you're using it for.

I've already had this discussion in PM and there is at least one clinical trial that shows douching with a vinegar solution reduces chance of pregnancy by 15%, which is better than crossing ones fingers and hoping. I never said it was reliable, but if you have no access to post coital contraception and the worst happens, it can sometimes be effective.