Either/or

[*Twisted*]

Natural definitely

armor plated bra or braless

 

[Wife of Bath]

lmao. armor plated, just so I could ram someone with them. "How dare you cut me in line! Take THAT!"

Cat or dog?

 

[*Twisted*]

lmao. armor plated, just so I could ram someone with them. "How dare you cut me in line! Take THAT!"

Cat or dog?

LMAOOOOO
Dog, I like a pet that comes when it's called.

Same back at you

 

[Wife of Bath]

Dog for sure. Cats are too blase for me.

A talking parrot that only said (regardless of the company): Fuck me in the ass!! OR Tie me up!!

 

[*Twisted*]

LMAOOO now that would be cool. A neighborhood guy in near an apartment complex I lived in had one that would say to girls, You're hot, what's your name?

 

[Loradai]

tie me up

kilt or toga?

 

[SirJeffAk]

toga

Spanked standing up or across a lap

 

[Loradai]

across a lap

with your hand or with an implement?

 

[SirJeffAk]

For you my hand (I did just buy a new spatula with holes in it)

spanked with handcuffs on or with hands held by the spanker

 

[Loradai]

hands held

pull hair or pull hands behind them?

 

[chy_girl]

hands held

pull hair or pull hands behind them?

Pull hair.

Bamboo or willow switches?

 

[Loradai]

bamboo

start out hard or start out soft and build up to harder hits?

 

[Andrianya]

start soft and build up.

Massage afterwards or let the ass sting?

 

[chy_girl]

start soft and build up.

Massage afterwards or let the ass sting?

Sting.

See the fresh marks in the mirror or have PYL tell you about them?

 

[Loradai]

see the fresh marks

over a table or over a chair?

 

[KinkyMichigan]

see the fresh marks

over a table or over a chair?

Over a chair...

Watch yourself being fucked in the reflection of the mirror or no?

 

[Loradai]

yes

video of yourself: keep private or share (online)?

 

[chy_girl]

yes

video of yourself: keep private or share (online)?

Private with select invited guests.

Kink attached to you IRL name, or vanilla naked pic attached to your IRL name?

 

[KinkyMichigan]

Kink attached...

Masturbate to a video of you and your partner or not (too weird)?

 

[Loradai]

vanilla (teachers have to walk a fine line)
masturbate to partner and I

Alice in wonderland or through the looking glass?

 

[KinkyMichigan]

vanilla (teachers have to walk a fine line)
masturbate to partner and I

Alice in wonderland or through the looking glass?

Through the looking glass...

Porn parodies or no plot/just fucking?

 

[Loradai]

parodies

comedy or drama?

 

[KinkyMichigan]

parodies

comedy or drama?

Comedy...

Science fiction or fantasy?

 

[Loradai]

fantasy

mystery or romance?

 

[*Twisted*]

mystery

TV comedy or Drama?