Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[onehitwanda]

What is it with all this "lesbian" content and these stupid protruding tongues. That's not kissing. That's... like... dogging. But with girls drool instead of middle aged men's semen.

Yuck.

 

[EmilyMiller]

And in today’s lesson, we will be discussing lesbian sex according to men and lesbian sex according to women…

 

[onehitwanda]

And in today’s lesson, we will be discussing lesbian sex according to men and lesbian sex according to women…

No matter what people say it is - it's definitely not two girls dry humping, or wet humping if one of them happens to have lube, while both looking like they're starving German Shepherds at some all-you-can-nom Bratwurst and Salami emporium.

 

[onehitwanda]

No matter what people say it is - it's definitely not two girls dry humping, or wet humping if one of them happens to have lube, while both looking like they're starving German Shepherds at some all-you-can-nom Bratwurst and Salami emporium.

Oh, fuck. How'd this soapbox get here.

Um. Right. So. Girl sex. Um... Em, come here, I need help with the demonstration please. I'll do the hard bits. You can have the crowd pleaser bits.

 

[Bamagan]

Oh, fuck. How'd this soapbox get here.

Um. Right. So. Girl sex. Um... Em, come here, I need help with the demonstration please. I'll do the hard bits. You can have the crowd pleaser bits.

 

[StillStunned]

No matter what people say it is - it's definitely not two girls dry humping, or wet humping if one of them happens to have lube, while both looking like they're starving German Shepherds at some all-you-can-nom Bratwurst and Salami emporium.

I think you will find that is incorrect. I have seen multiple recordings showing that this, in fact, how it is done.

 

[samhasstories]

all-you-can-nom Bratwurst and Salami emporium

Mind if I borrow this for a title? I have thoughts.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Oh, fuck. How'd this soapbox get here.

Um. Right. So. Girl sex. Um... Em, come here, I need help with the demonstration please. I'll do the hard bits. You can have the crowd pleaser bits.

Will we be needing the harness today?

 

[onehitwanda]

Mind if I borrow this for a title? I have thoughts.

Oh, you're welcome. I'll see if the inner Trash Panda can summon more for you.

 

[onehitwanda]

Will we be needing the harness today?

And the spurs, and the screaming chicken...

why are you looking at me like that? Is there something in my teeth again?

 

[Bamagan]

Is this the amount most men know about lesbian sex?

1. I don't know most men.
2. The gif, I suspect, is two camgirls performing for customers, not actually having sex, and should be judged accordingly.
3. Yes, I suspect most of their customers are men who have never been present for any lesbian sex that wasn't principally performative.
4. I mostly picked it for the delightful dark, chunky nipple on the right-hand girl.
5. I am equal parts amused and baffled at the response.

 

[EmilyMiller]

1. I don't know most men.
2. The gif, I suspect, is two camgirls performing for customers, not actually having sex, and should be judged accordingly.
3. Yes, I suspect most of their customers are men who have never been present for any lesbian sex that wasn't principally performative.
4. I mostly picked it for the delightful dark, chunky nipple on the right-hand girl.
5. I am equal parts amused and baffled at the response.

Oh, hun. Were the bad girls mean to you ?



Emily

 

[Bamagan]

Was just being funny! No harm meant by it

I second #4...I love a great nipple

I know, right?!
And my response, although quoting you, was kind of a generalized response to the thread at large, who sometimes fight over bones.

 

[Bamagan]

Oh, hun. Were the bad girls mean to you ?



Emily

No more than everyone else was.

 

[EmilyMiller]

No more than everyone else was.

How about you sit down and Emily makes you a hot beverage and then finds you a nice GIF of a girl on a trampoline?

 

[Bamagan]

How about you sit down and Emily makes you a hot beverage and then finds you a nice GIF of a girl on a trampoline?

 

[djrip]

How about you sit down and Emily makes you a hot beverage and then finds you a nice GIF of a girl on a trampoline?

He rolled his eyes but we're gonna need you to go ahead with that gif just in case.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I think you will find that is incorrect. I have seen multiple recordings showing that this, in fact, how it is done.

Ah, the both famous, and infamous, historical documents.

 

[Zootonius]

Eyes...

 

[Bamagan]

Happy Pi Day.
Nerds.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Eyes...

That's uncanny. Her eyes are the same colour as her... top.

I want to see more colour coordination like that.

 

[StillStunned]

Happy Pi Day

Americans have all the fun.

 

[StillStunned]

Hello? Is there anybody there?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Hey @StillStunned, still looking for redhead gifs over here.

On topic, a shout out to those who inhabit the story ideas forum. Some ideas are not my taste, but I've picked up two ideas for the April Fools comp. So, thank you!

 

[StillStunned]

Hey @StillStunned, still looking for redhead gifs over here.

It's quite possible that we've already used up the world's entire supply.