Ever Cum at Work? Tell us about it.

[Toontweeker]

This was years ago, early 90's and I was an area manager at a big box building supply store (the green one, not the orange or blue ones still around today) Someone at the home office decide it would be a good idea to purchase a shit load of hot tubs and we were having a hard time selling them. I suggested setting one up in the lawn and garden department with astro-turf, lawn chairs and the works.

I was sleeping with another manager and we did the re-set together with a few employees. Got done about 3 AM and let everyone out and re-set the alarm, deciding to "break it in" On this night, of all nights, some drunk idiot crashed into the front doors, setting off the alarm at about 4 AM.

We hauled ass to the break room to get dressed and the police showed up within five minutes. Our GM showed up a few minutes afterwards. We tried to make it look like we were just finishing up with the re-set and getting ready to leave, but our GM and one of the cops decided to take a walk to the office to check the surveillance cameras... Fuck! Not only were we on tape, but they were scratching their heads as they walked past the display because of two pairs of wet foot prints heading to the back of the store. Our GM's voice over the PA system was priceless as he paged us to the office. The other manager and I were scared shitless as we took our walk of shame. The look on the cops face said it all... busted! He was doing all he could to not bust out laughing and our GM was doing the same. Luckily for us, we knew that he was banging one of the cashiers. We still had to make statements for the police report, and our GM didn't fire us but he also never let us live it down. He told me later that he was planning to do the same thing with the cashier the next night. Good times! I miss that store to this day!

 

[Mr. Briggs]

This was years ago, early 90's and I was an area manager at a big box building supply store (the green one, not the orange or blue ones still around today) Someone at the home office decide it would be a good idea to purchase a shit load of hot tubs and we were having a hard time selling them. I suggested setting one up in the lawn and garden department with astro-turf, lawn chairs and the works.

I was sleeping with another manager and we did the re-set together with a few employees. Got done about 3 AM and let everyone out and re-set the alarm, deciding to "break it in" On this night, of all nights, some drunk idiot crashed into the front doors, setting off the alarm at about 4 AM.

We hauled ass to the break room to get dressed and the police showed up within five minutes. Our GM showed up a few minutes afterwards. We tried to make it look like we were just finishing up with the re-set and getting ready to leave, but our GM and one of the cops decided to take a walk to the office to check the surveillance cameras... Fuck! Not only were we on tape, but they were scratching their heads as they walked past the display because of two pairs of wet foot prints heading to the back of the store. Our GM's voice over the PA system was priceless as he paged us to the office. The other manager and I were scared shitless as we took our walk of shame. The look on the cops face said it all... busted! He was doing all he could to not bust out laughing and our GM was doing the same. Luckily for us, we knew that he was banging one of the cashiers. We still had to make statements for the police report, and our GM didn't fire us but he also never let us live it down. He told me later that he was planning to do the same thing with the cashier the next night. Good times! I miss that store to this day!

FUCK what a great story

 

[Mr. Briggs]

These are great keep them coming.

 

[sweetkelly]

Yesterday after reading few pms. Went to restroom to enjoy myself. I wish I have my own office like some other people.

 

[night&day]

Met A Woman On Lit

and she worked alone in an office in Alabama. She cammed for me while we chatted. Had her tits out and playing with a very hairy pussy until she came hard and squirted all over the floor. I could even see her on the floor cleaning it all up.

She had another office that she could retreat to and lock if someone else was in the office, and had fucked the UPS guy there a couple of times.

 

[madmatt618]

This is incredibly arousing! I love it when men masturbate in a place where there is a chance of getting caught. You are very, very sexy. I wish I worked in your office with you. I bet we could think of a million things to do when we were the only ones there that day...and none of it would be work!

You are very sexy too, that's obvious.

I'm here alone right now in fact. Getting ready to take my pants down and stroke myself thinking about those million things that we could be doing. I bet if you left right now, you could be here pretty quick to take care of things for me, no?

 

[tekgirl]

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[kinkylad87]

Can't say I've ever done it at work but I have caught my boss watching porn. The closest thing I've done is masturbate during a lecture at university... couldn't help it, way too horny and the professor was stunning!

 

[klimt13]

I work for a large company with about 500 employees in the office. A couple times a week I'll go to the bathroom and take care of business. Now that I think of it, I have probably done this at all of my jobs

 

[jackielicker]

I have jerked off on occasion at work. When I was a clerk for the government, I was standing in the Xerox line behind this incredibly hot older woman. She was wearing a short skirt that showed off her outstanding legs. She was maybe 5'2", white haired, but youthful looking, perky breasts, and beautiful eyes and smile. I happended to be wearing panties and hose that day, so my cock was straining against nylon and silk.

After I returned my copies to the boss, I ran down the hall to relieve myself.

Another time, I was working late with my girlfriend and we fucked on her bosses desk. Since it was impromptu, I had no condom, so I pulled out and shot all over the desk. We "polished" it up and smiled every time he called us in for a meeting.

 

[DarkrSide]

I tried to a few times. But the only quiet place is the men's room which isn't the best place to get off. But I came close.

 

[Kurokami]

So, does it count if you work from home, as I occasionally do?

At my office there are a number of recording booths, y'know, the ones with the soundproof foam covering the walls? I spend a lot of time in those things, although I do have an office of my own. I had to work late on my birthday this year, which always sucks. But my wife (girlfriend, then) showed up to surprise me after most people had gone home for the night. She dragged me into one of the fresher (read: the door had been left open when the last guy to occupy it left) booths and we fucked up against the wall. That foam is good for a lot of things, not the least of which is support and, well, being soundproof. We thought we were alone, so we hung out there afterwards, just sort of basking against the wall.

Of course, the operative word in that last sentence was thought, and the boss ended up coming into the engineering booth connected to the one we were in (there's a glass panel where you can see in) and the wife hid by ducking down under the window, just out of view. Which left me (fully clothed and looking respectable by this point, thank god) the task of thinking up an excuse as to why I was hanging out in a recording booth at night, with no sound engineer to run the thing.

I won't inflict my stammering, weak response on you all, but up until then it had been a great time.

 

[tzme_plzme]

Many years ago I worked the overnight shift as a baker in a local donut shop. It was there one evening that one of the waitresses basically just took what she wanted. There was never any thing between us before that....but she caught me in the storage room...pushed me back on a stack of flour bags...unzipped my pants and just went at it. All the while the shop was open. After that first time we explored the rest of the back of the shop many times...in various places and using various 'enhancers'..

 

[Jackotheshadows]

Back file storage room with a coworker. Place was never, ever used, so after a day of flirting and teasing, we met back there. In five seconds, she had me against a storage shelf, unzipped and my cock in her mouth.....

Very, very hot....

 

[sweetkelly]

Thought about bringing vibrator but it makes too much noise even when it's in me.. Not nice...

 

[Jackotheshadows]

Thought about bringing vibrator but it makes too much noise even when it's in me.. Not nice...

Eeek, that's all you need to have happen.

 

[behindthewheel]

I did have the advantage of working from home alot. I managed to schedule my work for that special one. Very good times...... especially when hitting that zone.....

 

[Nick0311]

I was just in the HR department here at work trying to find a place to beat it. I thought well Erin is cute and she has a nice couch to lay on. So I went into her office got completly naked and went to town. It had to be one of the best solo sessions of my life.

 

[klippert]

oh ya

I've lost count. As a construction Project Manager, Build/Design. I have plenty of places and times....

MrsK...on the other hand, Before we were married. We lived in chicago...She was a Dept. Manager for a Clothing Retailer on Michigan Ave. (NM, if you recognize the initials). Their stores have private stalls. But, she could sneak off into the Private dressing rooms as well....

 

[bichiwife]

I've done this at every job I've ever had. Often in the ladies room or if I was all in my office depending on the job Love it!

 

[Little_Oral_Amy]

I'm an exotic dancer and do belly dancing and I really get into my role. I do not lap dance and no man ever touches me. But when I distance myself mentally from the men and do my thing. I get really into it and sometimes I have little orgasms as I imagine I am dancing for somebody special.

 

[HerNaughtyDaddy]

Many years ago I was dating
a younger coworker and through out the day I would tease her,
eventually she would excuse herself and
return a few minutes later all smiles, and flushed.
To prove she had indeed done what I thought she would present her
fingers fresh with her sweet delicious pussy juice for me to inhale

 

[Ex Princess]

When I was younger, my very first job was at an ice cream store. I got it on it the back room with one of my super hot coworkers. THAT was a good time.

 

[kinkylad87]

When I was younger, my very first job was at an ice cream store. I got it on it the back room with one of my super hot coworkers. THAT was a good time.

Sounds fun!! Hope some ice cream was involved!

 

[jeff68]

Ohh a bunch of times! A few that stick out in my head follow.

I was dating a hot lil greek girl that worked for me. One of our clients was a ticketing/travel agency connected to a major airline. I went to "check up" on things one sat. morning and she was working the receptionist desk . We thought no-one would be coming in early sat. morning so things got hot and heavy. This girl had a golden mouth, I made it a pointto almost never cumwhen I screwed her because her mouth was so amazing. After I got her off a few times she decided to give me one of her world class bj's. Just as she finished someone was at the entrance trying to get in. She wiped her hand across her mouth swallowed and pushed the buzzer to open the door. A friggin employees kids b-day party was arriving...whew close.

Another time, same hottie, in the meeting room of the board of directors for a major financial institution in Europe. It was cool banging on that huge oak meeting table and on the comfy leather couches.