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- Mar 3, 2003
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I love love love the LOTR elfs. It's not really sexual though. They're just so elegant and graceful. I loved Orlando Bloom's character, more than Orlando in real life!
As for Viggo - so many women love him - but he was just too scruffy and dirty for me in that movie. Plus I like more dramatic-looking contrast-ey types.
Elves have it goin' on, in that David Bowie andro fantasy way. Definitely. Women who scoff at my sexual choices bond with me over lust for elf. I find it hysterical that the same women who "sooo thought Orlando was hawwwt" in that movie can't stand the nearest metro. But hey, whatever works, there's no explaining hormones.