Eyes closed, mouth open. What would you put in the LAY's mouth?

[RandallOldman]

A banana

 

[cbo1234]

Easy! Ice cream cone

 

[Lindi37]

A banana

What if I don’t like banana
I’m going to shove it back into your gob. Consequences be damned

 

[Shenanigans90]

My finger dipped in cake batter

 

[Taegul]

A soup spoon filled with vegemite.

Sorry.

 

[RandallOldman]

@Lindi37 didn't want it, so you get the banana. Lol

 

[Lindi37]

I’ll take the vegemite , although I prefer it on crackers with marg…
Hmmm some cereal and then pour in some milk . Yes I’m feeling truly evil

 

[AmberLGreen]

An ice cube

Bagels or maybe buns

 

[Mrtenant]

How about your buns then?

Chewing gum

 

[Cat]

Chewing gum

'Morning Mr.T!!

- Fruitsalad.

 

[AlexBailey]

First a finger dipped in chocolate ganache then one covered with whipped cream.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

First a finger dipped in chocolate ganache then one covered with whipped cream.

A Popsicle

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

A Popsicle

me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

me

A rose petal

 

[Lmizzler]

A rose petal

Lightly smoked sirloin steak

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Lightly smoked sirloin steak

A pinch of homemade cinnamon roll. Mmmm... these are giants, too.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A pinch of homemade cinnamon roll. Mmmm... these are giants, too.

A bite of chicken fried rice and orange chicken.

 

[Bry1313]

Just because someone should you get a properly made bagel, cream cheese, red onion, smoked salmon and capers. You are welcome.

 

[Lmizzler]

Is it too early for Hershey kisses?

Cracker Jacks in honor of Opening Day yesterday.

 

[Taegul]

Those fake vampire teeth so he can go have fun scaring kids.

 

[peekingone]

Hand him a TGIF cocktail it is 5 o'clock somewhere

 

[Lily13]

A small piece of cake

 

[kentuckymtnman]

A small piece of cake

Anything she asks me to

 

[Bry1313]

He gets coffee, it’s early

 

[AmberLGreen]

He gets sweet tea. It goes with sitting on the porch.

Those lips need to be around a lollipop