Eyes closed, mouth open. What would you put in the LAY's mouth?

[lakesailer_mi]

Whatever he wants as long as he shares some of those watermelon rings!

I've got a nice 15 yo scotch I'm sipping, wanna share?

 

[Indie]

I've got a nice 15 yo scotch I'm sipping, wanna share?

A nice, thick co..rn on the cob

 

[positiveflirt]

A nice, thick co..rn on the cob

Rain.
On your wedding day.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

A nice, thick co..rn on the cob

My big long ... Dill pickle....

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My big long ... Dill pickle....

Load of cu..... cumber slices

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A big giant co.... cookie

Mardi Gras flavored wing from my lunch today.

What is mardi gras flavor? Cause mardi gras smells like beer and piss?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A big giant co.... cookie


What is mardi gras flavor? Cause mardi gras smells like beer and piss?

Weiner.........schnitzel

 

[ICM8781]

A viagra to see what that eye would do.

 

[Taegul]

Bernie Sanders middle finger.

I'm sorry, that was totally uncalled for.

 

[Indie]

A Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake

 

[stressedsubject]

Chamoy Tajin covered gusher

 

[Photog1rl]

Spicy tuna hand roll.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Spicy tuna hand roll.

something to wet her whistle.
Maybe a sangria.

 

[Taegul]

If he's in dragon form, I'd probably spray a fire extinguisher in there.

 

[hopeful_wife]

If he's in dragon form, I'd probably spray a fire extinguisher in there.

I feel like I should know this... It's either definitely pineapple or definitely not pineapple...
Oh, God! Ok, fine! Uh- deciding quickly! Let's say, pineapple!

 

[Taegul]

I feel like I should know this... It's either definitely pineapple or definitely not pineapple...
Oh, God! Ok, fine! Uh- deciding quickly! Let's say, pineapple!

Now I'll have to say a gag before she upsets the whole PG with pineapple talk.

 

[Girly_girl]

Now I'll have to say a gag before she upsets the whole PG with pineapple talk.

kiwi slices

 

[Shenanigans90]

kiwi slices

A sip of my Chik-fil-A milkshake

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Bacon

 

[Lily13]

A small bite of a cheeseburger with just enough cheddar cheese and ketchup

 

[Bry1313]

A sip of my caramel malt.

 

[Taegul]

Vegemite and granola ice cream. It's all the rage these days.

 

[CafeBleu]

Chilli and Lemon Lentil Chips.

 

[Photog1rl]

A bite of ripe mango

 

[Girly_girl]

A warm blueberry muffin