Eyes closed, mouth open. What would you put in the LAY's mouth?

[Lmizzler]

That’s a regular country breakfast. Sometimes, there are more options. When my great aunt was alive in SC, her modest home would be laid out with food. Having seconds was a requirement of eating there. It was like Thanksgiving daily.

It 100% looks amazing.

The only thing missing is an omelet and maybe some biscuits and gravy.

Which is what I’m dropping in your mouth now!

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Some orange juice to wash all that down...

Strawberry mango smoothie

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Fresh squeezed Orange juice to go with her breakfast

Homemade iced coffee

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

My homemade gumbo

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Hot dog with a couple pineapple rings on it.

Mardi Gras flavored wing from my lunch today.

 

[Indie]

Mardi Gras flavored wing from my lunch today.

A creamy cu...cumber

 

[Lmizzler]

A creamy cu...cumber

A full cock…tail

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A full cock…tail

Nuts.....peanuts you perv!

 

[stressedsubject]

Tajin Watermelon Rings

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Whatever he wants as long as he shares some of those watermelon rings!

I've got a nice 15 yo scotch I'm sipping, wanna share?

 

[Indie]

I've got a nice 15 yo scotch I'm sipping, wanna share?

A nice, thick co..rn on the cob

 

[positiveflirt]

A nice, thick co..rn on the cob

Rain.
On your wedding day.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

A nice, thick co..rn on the cob

My big long ... Dill pickle....

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My big long ... Dill pickle....

Load of cu..... cumber slices

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A big giant co.... cookie

Mardi Gras flavored wing from my lunch today.

What is mardi gras flavor? Cause mardi gras smells like beer and piss?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A big giant co.... cookie


What is mardi gras flavor? Cause mardi gras smells like beer and piss?

Weiner.........schnitzel

 

[ICM8781]

A viagra to see what that eye would do.

 

[Taegul]

Bernie Sanders middle finger.

I'm sorry, that was totally uncalled for.

 

[Indie]

A Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake

 

[stressedsubject]

Chamoy Tajin covered gusher

 

[Photog1rl]

Spicy tuna hand roll.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Spicy tuna hand roll.

something to wet her whistle.
Maybe a sangria.

 

[Taegul]

If he's in dragon form, I'd probably spray a fire extinguisher in there.

 

[hopeful_wife]

If he's in dragon form, I'd probably spray a fire extinguisher in there.

I feel like I should know this... It's either definitely pineapple or definitely not pineapple...
Oh, God! Ok, fine! Uh- deciding quickly! Let's say, pineapple!

 

[Taegul]

I feel like I should know this... It's either definitely pineapple or definitely not pineapple...
Oh, God! Ok, fine! Uh- deciding quickly! Let's say, pineapple!

Now I'll have to say a gag before she upsets the whole PG with pineapple talk.