Eyes closed, mouth open. What would you put in the LAY's mouth?

[AnalCreampieGiver]

A penis shaped lollipop. Not sure what flavor. Maybe penis flavored

 

[Photog1rl]

A booger flavored Bertie Botts jelly bean.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

 

[Coyote100]

A napkin to wipe the chocolate off his face.

 

[SiFi]

A strawberry dipped in white chocolate

 

[Bry1313]

A sip from my glass of bourbon…..feel the burn

 

[SiFi]

Scrambled egg with tabasco, no ketchup !

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Scrambled egg with tabasco, no ketchup !

Why not ketchup? I thought you were team ketchup!

Breakfast burrito for you. With your choice of salsa or ketchup.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

 

[SiFi]

Why not ketchup? I thought you were team ketchup!

Breakfast burrito for you. With your choice of salsa or ketchup.

He'd only spit back at me !

A Full English Breakfast, with ketchup

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A Full English Breakfast, with ketchup

No beans i hope.

Lions paw for courage against enemies

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Piece of pineapple

 

[Coyote100]

Piece of pineapple

I’d give her a grape. From my teeth to hers.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

A strip of acid

 

[cuminpussy90]

whipped cream with icecream

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Hot flaming cheeto

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Hot flaming cheeto

 

[SiFi]

A strawberry dipped in chocolate held between my teeth.

 

[PassionsFlame]

His favorite cake

 

[Nightbird]

A piece of the cake Im eating

 

[Indie]

A piece of the cake Im eating

A smooth pu...mpkin

 

[Bry1313]

A smooth pu...mpkin

A bite of the French toast I made for brunch today, dripping in real maple syrup

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Beef jerky

 

[stressedsubject]

Ritz Cracker with a bit of mascarpone cheese spread on top

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ritz Cracker with a bit of mascarpone cheese spread on top

French toast stick.