Eyes closed, mouth open. What would you put in the LAY's mouth?

[spiderwal]

I nice chocolate eclair

(I can’t believe I’ve only just twigged what it meant by LAY )

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I nice chocolate eclair

(I can’t believe I’ve only just twigged what it meant by LAY )

Crab.

 

[JerseyJade]

Crab.

Super glue, to shut him up.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Super glue, to shut him up.

Tuna eyeball.

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Tuna eyeball.

A taco, sorry, it got a little wet.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A taco, sorry, it got a little wet.

Sausage, sorry, its warm and hard.

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Sausage, sorry, its warm and hard.

I really hope you mean dick, I'm a vegetarian.

 

[Booboobear84]

I really hope you mean dick, I'm a vegetarian.

Spam, because it couldn't have ever been living;

alternatively A Pear Super Crepe https://www.allmenus.com/ma/somerville/272954-mr-crepe/menu/

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Spam, because it couldn't have ever been living;

alternatively A Pear Super Crepe https://www.allmenus.com/ma/somerville/272954-mr-crepe/menu/

A bite of lobster tail from Mike's Pastry

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

A bite of lobster tail from Mike's Pastry

Good morning You need breakfast to start your day right:

 

[Bry1313]

Good morning You need breakfast to start your day right:

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You do too, have a taste of a breakfast burrito

https://imgur.com/a/pwGCmXh

 

[Indie]

You do too, have a taste of a breakfast burrito

https://imgur.com/a/pwGCmXh

Some sweaty crumbs

 

[HollyS]

Some sweaty crumbs

A Sanders dark chocolate salted caramel.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

A Sanders dark chocolate salted caramel.

Strawberry cheesecake cones

 

[Paligirl]

something so sweet she swoons...and falls asleep peacefully and wakes Fully Rested

 

[Bry1313]

something so sweet she swoons...and falls asleep peacefully and wakes Fully Rested

A sip of espresso to help her get ready for her day

 

[hopeful_wife]

A sip of espresso to help her get ready for her day

Something cranberry flavored. Vodka, juice, that canned jelly sauce.... Whatever he likes... But definitely that bright sour taste of cranberry.

 

[Centauri1]

Strawberry wine

A fresh strawberry from my organic garden.

 

[Photog1rl]

A fresh strawberry from my organic garden.

A dallop of fresh whipped cream to go with the berries.

 

[Centauri1]

A dallop of fresh whipped cream to go with the berries.

in a week or two, a fresh raspberry.

 

[stressedsubject]

in a week or two, a fresh raspberry.

One of these bad boys

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

One of these bad boys

Guacamole and chips.

 

[Indie]

Guacamole and chips.

Stale pretzels

 

[CuriousInAR78]

Stale pretzels

Whatever she wanted

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Whatever she wanted

Bite of pizza.