Eyes closed, mouth open. What would you put in the LAY's mouth?

[OrdinaryPerson]

(Hilarious cause I almost wrote in beer cheese as well!
And great choice on the Fat Tire Beer.)

Cup of ice cold milk to wash down the pie!

Ice sweet tea for your porch
What is beer cheese?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ice sweet tea for your porch
What is beer cheese?

Awesomeness is beer cheese


A maraschino Cherry.

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

Awesomeness is beer cheese


A maraschino Cherry.

A chocolate covered strawberry

 

[Bry1313]

A chocolate covered strawberry

This pickle fromJimmy John’s was too much, he can get the last quarter.

 

[Indie]

This pickle fromJimmy John’s was too much, he can get the last quarter.

Thumbtacks

 

[AlpineFresco]

Probably a margarita, and/or a christmas tree cake. Or I blend them together. Let's do that.

 

[Bry1313]

Thumbtacks

Maggot cheese

 

[Photog1rl]

Probably a margarita, and/or a christmas tree cake. Or I blend them together. Let's do that.

a sea salt caramel.

 

[jason28053]

a sea salt caramel.

Strawberries and cream or @Indiesoul pussy

 

[Indie]

Probably a margarita, and/or a christmas tree cake. Or I blend them together. Let's do that.

This could be amazing. Or not. Probably not. But I love that you remember my favorite things. You do like me!

a sea salt caramel.

My cunt.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Strawberries and cream

Slice of Pizza

 

[barefootgirl69]

Pineapple chunk

 

[Violetvixen1]

You seem to run around with your mouth open quite a bit, I think a big squirt

Of canned whipped cream ya perverts!

 

[barefootgirl69]

You seem to run around with your mouth open quite a bit, I think a big squirt

Of canned whipped cream ya perverts!

Squirty cream for the win!!

Hmmm...I'd give her a bite of baklava. You're not allergic to nuts, are you?

 

[Violetvixen1]

Squirty cream for the win!!

Hmmm...I'd give her a bite of baklava. You're not allergic to nuts, are you?

Desperately allergic to nuts… but baklava will be just fine!

A finger full of honey should do the trick

 

[Wordsworth]

An eclair

 

[Bry1313]

An eclair

I’m making burritos tonight, giving him one of those

 

[Violetvixen1]

I’m making burritos tonight, giving him one of those

We’ll if he loves cake… a bite of my famous Black Forest cake should be good enough

 

[Bisexguy70]

Id put my cock in but afraid it might be bitten off

 

[AlexBailey]

A ball gag

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

California raisins

 

[Cyber_Bella]

California raisins

Hazelnut coffee

 

[Lmizzler]

A stamp…would you lick this for me?

 

[Indie]

A stamp…would you lick this for me?

Skittles... so he can taste the rainbow.

 

[jason28053]

Skittles... so he can taste the rainbow.

My finger, so she can moisten it for its ultimate destination