Face it..( picture thread)

[Luna_Wolf72]

What if she tries to kidnap you, too, and then all of the pretty things are together in, I don't know, a van or something?


And I think we all know, if that van's a-rockin'... well, awesome things are probably happening. Or you all are listening to some good music.

Or Dream needs new shocks on her van.

Okay, it could mean a lot of things.

Gives the sagiest of Scuttle faces a look

I am NOT a pretty.

I am a boi...with big eyes, big hips and big tits...

However, I think I should be able to take all the pretties to FL when I go see my twin...

Returning them ONLY when she and I have finished with them.

*nods*

 

[thestruggle]

returns!

Thanks, everyone--I am about as red as a tomato. I hope you're happy!

 

[Britwitch]

Gives the sagiest of Scuttle faces a look

I am NOT a pretty.

I am a boi...with big eyes, big hips and big tits...

However, I think I should be able to take all the pretties to FL when I go see my twin...

Returning them ONLY when she and I have finished with them.

*nods*

And just how does any of that awesome information prevent you from being classed as a pretty?

smiles and kisses a very lovely cheek

You're extremely lovely, Lady.

 

[BeautifulDream]

You can not.

You try to take ALL the pretty things.

I am tired of it.

*glares*

See Luna, I can kidnap them... Then you can kidnap me and by doing so get them as well. I would do all the hard work for you!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Gives the sagiest of Scuttle faces a look

I am NOT a pretty.

I am a boi...with big eyes, big hips and big tits...

However, I think I should be able to take all the pretties to FL when I go see my twin...

Returning them ONLY when she and I have finished with them.

*nods*

You say this as if big eyes, big hips, and big tits are a bad thing, and they more assuredly are not. And, perhaps they do not conform to the conventional idea of pretty, but the conventional idea of pretty was wrapped up in some goofy, patriarchal bullshit anyway. So yes, you, too, are pretty.

And this is an idea I can support. Especially if there are pictures.

And if there's video? I'd pay good money for that.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

returns!

Thanks, everyone--I am about as red as a tomato. I hope you're happy!

Sure it's not a strawberry?

Cause, I mean.. come on.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

returns!

Thanks, everyone--I am about as red as a tomato. I hope you're happy!

YES. Yes we are!!

And just how does any of that awesome information prevent you from being classed as a pretty?

smiles and kisses a very lovely cheek

You're extremely lovely, Lady.

I love you too, Witchy face.

smothers with kisses

See Luna, I can kidnap them... Then you can kidnap me and by doing so get them as well. I would do all the hard work for you!

I like this plan...

*makes note to find the Dreamy one for later kidnapping*

 

[BeautifulDream]

What if she tries to kidnap you, too, and then all of the pretty things are together in, I don't know, a van or something?


And I think we all know, if that van's a-rockin'... well, awesome things are probably happening. Or you all are listening to some good music.

Or Dream needs new shocks on her van.

Okay, it could mean a lot of things.

..... I could use new shocks on my creeper van....

Wait no, if I have bad shocks then I can hit every bump along the way and make the ride extremely uncomfortable for them.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

You say this as if big eyes, big hips, and big tits are a bad thing, and they more assuredly are not. And, perhaps they do not conform to the conventional idea of pretty, but the conventional idea of pretty was wrapped up in some goofy, patriarchal bullshit anyway. So yes, you, too, are pretty.

And this is an idea I can support. Especially if there are pictures.

And if there's video? I'd pay good money for that.

cracks up and loses ability to breathe

I would give you piccies for free and only charge half price for video but since I am the twin's brat Boi princeling, you'd have to get further details from her.

Sure it's not a strawberry?

Cause, I mean.. come on.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

..... I could use new shocks on my creeper van....

Wait no, if I have bad shocks then I can hit every bump along the way and make the ride extremely uncomfortable for them.

Make them wear low cut tops! You can turn it into a game. Whoever bounces out first loses.

Or wins, it really works either way.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

cracks up and loses ability to breathe

I would give you piccies for free and only charge half price for video but since I am the twin's brat Boi princeling, you'd have to get further details from her.

Just take a lot of pics, and I can make them into a flip book. It'll be like a cartoon of debauchery!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

..... I could use new shocks on my creeper van....

Wait no, if I have bad shocks then I can hit every bump along the way and make the ride extremely uncomfortable for them.

decides to kidnap the pretties from Dreamy's van to my Blazer...cuz my shocks are excellent...

hears SS's idea...and further decides to keep the van but take over the driving from GA to FL....while using zip ties for bound wrists so that dreamy can be included in the jouncing.

 

[BeautifulDream]

Make them wear low cut tops! You can turn it into a game. Whoever bounces out first loses.

Or wins, it really works either way.

I like this plan.

You're a smart cookie.

 

[IvoryTigress]

Is sad she missed a pretty....stupid commute....Kicks traffic...

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

decides to kidnap the pretties from Dreamy's van to my Blazer...cuz my shocks are excellent...

hears SS's idea...and further decides to keep the van but take over the driving from GA to FL....while using zip ties for bound wrists so that dreamy can be included in the jouncing.

Stop for boiled peanuts on your way through. *nods* I can give you a list of places. Then you can throw them at the zip tied ones when they get... mouthy.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Just take a lot of pics, and I can make them into a flip book. It'll be like a cartoon of debauchery!

*snorts laughter*

Is sad she missed a pretty....stupid commute....Kicks traffic...

snuggles big Cat...

do NOT kick the traffic, it will win.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I like this plan.

You're a smart cookie.

They don't call me Brains McGee for nothing!



Actually, they don't call me that at all. But maybe someone will!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Stop for boiled peanuts on your way through. *nods* I can give you a list of places. Then you can throw them at the zip tied ones when they get... mouthy.

big grin and EVIL laughter

 

[IvoryTigress]

*snorts laughter*



snuggles big Cat...

do NOT kick the traffic, it will win.

Stubbornly folds arms across chest and gives half angry/half pouty look

I has REALLY strong kick....

 

[thestruggle]

Sure it's not a strawberry?

Cause, I mean.. come on.

I am not Kaylee! I don't even like strawberries all that much... cherries all the way!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I am not Kaylee! I don't even like strawberries all that much... cherries all the way!

Oh. Well then you're just wrong.

I bought half a flat of strawberries the other day, cause it was the first time I've seen good ones since just before winter. $10 on strawberries. Was worth every last penny.

 

[BeautifulDream]

They don't call me Brains McGee for nothing!



Actually, they don't call me that at all. But maybe someone will!

I'll start calling you it then!

Brains McGee, what other ideas do you have?

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

I'll start calling you it then!

Brains McGee, what other ideas do you have?

Nothing good can come of this.

Snickers

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I'll start calling you it then!

Brains McGee, what other ideas do you have?

Another nickname to the list!

It's reaching the point that people will be able to talk to me, and plenty of other people will have no idea who they're talking to.


Let's see...

Georgia has plenty of secluded, wooded places, as well. If you feel like playing with your kidnapping victims around in public a bit, but want to minimize the risk of getting caught, it'd be super easy to do so.

 

[fr33ks33k]

Punny... very punny.

Hahahahaha.

Thanks, I needed that.

You're both welcome. However....

And poof!

....this makes me sad...