Fall to your knees for I am the Alpha and Omega of all that is Dom

Clearly, cats are not easy to dom.

Uhh, sez you. I have no problem dom'ing the cats.

A good cat will watch her Dom wanting to know what her Dom is about to do. Grab the swatter and she should streak to the bedroom. Pick up a toy, a playful pounce should be happening. Need a warm cuddle? A snap of the fingers should get sleepy company on the lap almost immediately.

Treats and tickles are fun, but begging may not get her anything.

CLEARLY, it's all about being a Dom. Cats respect Doms. If your cat respects you, you're a Dom. If not, either you're not a Dom or you have weird vanilla cats.
 
Uhh, sez you. I have no problem dom'ing the cats.

A good cat will watch her Dom wanting to know what her Dom is about to do. Grab the swatter and she should streak to the bedroom. Pick up a toy, a playful pounce should be happening. Need a warm cuddle? A snap of the fingers should get sleepy company on the lap almost immediately.

Treats and tickles are fun, but begging may not get her anything.

CLEARLY, it's all about being a Dom. Cats respect Doms. If your cat respects you, you're a Dom. If not, either you're not a Dom or you have weird vanilla cats.

Is it weird that this sounded like a lovely way to spend an evening? :eek:
 
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