Female Dirty Talkin

[ThatOneBlindGuy]

I'd agree with you, that is very exciting, however I typically can tell by sound just where or often what a woman is doing, spoils the fun just a bit.

You're right in a sense. It's difficult to explain that I'm both agreeing and disagreeing with you. Yes, it is very possible sometimes to guess what's going on based on sound alone, but there's always that element of certainty. Maybe we're right, maybe we're even right most of the time, but when a woman tells you what wonderful things are happening over there, well then you really know. Know what I mean?

 

[holliday1960]

You absolutely should. I'm telling you, there's nothing like being blind, naked, and hard, just wondering, and mentally begging to be touched. "What's she doing now? Is she just watching you squirm? Is she moving slowly forward? Will her soft hand wrap around my cock in seconds? No? What about her wet mouth? Or maybe she's preparing to climb on top of me and... Oh I just don't know! Oh the wanting!" It's all very intense. I'm not even exagerating all that much.

Mmm... Sex is largely about anticipation. (How is that going to feel?) One of my favorite things to do when a partner cannot see what I am doing is to keep something either cold or warm to drink by the bedside. (I would have to be especially sneaky at this with you two! lol) Taking a sip of it and then sliding his penis between my lips without him knowing I have that little warm or cold "treat" in my mouth. Nice! It can be anything from chilled champagne to ice tea, or cold soda, warm coffee, hot tea, or hot cocoa. The best part is even if he suspects what I am up to, he doesn't know whether it will be warm or cold! It gets a delicious reaction every time!

 

[ThatOneBlindGuy]

Mmm... Sex is largely about anticipation. (How is that going to feel?) One of my favorite things to do when a partner cannot see what I am doing is to keep something either cold or warm to drink by the bedside. (I would have to be especially sneaky at this with you two! lol) Taking a sip of it and then sliding his penis between my lips without him knowing I have that little warm or cold "treat" in my mouth. Nice! It can be anything from chilled champagne to ice tea, or cold soda, warm coffee, hot tea, or hot cocoa. The best part is even if he suspects what I am up to, he doesn't know whether it will be warm or cold! It gets a delicious reaction every time!

I didn't think of that. Wow. That would actually be pretty hot. ... Or cold as the case may be. Heheh. In any case, a hot case or a cold case, it'd still be sexy.

 

[holliday1960]

You're right in a sense. It's difficult to explain that I'm both agreeing and disagreeing with you. Yes, it is very possible sometimes to guess what's going on based on sound alone, but there's always that element of certainty. Maybe we're right, maybe we're even right most of the time, but when a woman tells you what wonderful things are happening over there, well then you really know. Know what I mean?

But, surprises can be great fun! Another little surprise I have done is a simple one. I kept a small container of coffee creamer in the refrigerator. (Flavored of course!) I would slip into the kitchen and use my fingers to "flavor" my pussy before him going down on me. It got a few rather impromptu reactions.
And, who said " french vanilla sex" isn't fun? LOL

 

[ThatOneBlindGuy]

But, surprises can be great fun! Another little surprise I have done is a simple one. I kept a small container of coffee creamer in the refrigerator. (Flavored of course!) I would slip into the kitchen and use my fingers to "flavor" my pussy before him going down on me. It got a few rather impromptu reactions.
And, who said " french vanilla sex" isn't fun? LOL

Oh yes, I love surprises like that, but I feel we're sort of talking about 2 different things. I wouldn't want a woman to tell me if she was setting up something awesome like what you have described. However when it comes to more basic play, if she's just masturbating for me or something, I love to know exactly what's happening, even if I suspect I know.
I actually referred to surprises like the one you described in my other thread entitled "has anyone ever done anything sexy with a blind person." Some great stuff in there. At least, in my opinion. But then, I'm also biased.

 

[southern_gal]

Should have been at my house at 6am this morning. Hubs had his idiot friends start showing up like I run a waffle house. Seems he forgot to mention that they were planning an all day fishing trip and of course I was invited like that made me feel any better. Yeah there was some dirty talking going on at my house this morning. I have said the word fuck more in the last 48 hours than I have in my entire 30 years and I don't think I'm done yet. Wish it was being used in a sexy kinda way like "fuck me baby please don't stop" but uh, no - won't be anything like that for awhile.

 

[ThatOneBlindGuy]

Should have been at my house at 6am this morning. Hubs had his idiot friends start showing up like I run a waffle house. Seems he forgot to mention that they were planning an all day fishing trip and of course I was invited like that made me feel any better. Yeah there was some dirty talking going on at my house this morning. I have said the word fuck more in the last 48 hours than I have in my entire 30 years and I don't think I'm done yet. Wish it was being used in a sexy kinda way like "fuck me baby please don't stop" but uh, no - won't be anything like that for awhile.

I'm sorry to hear it. At least here, though, you have plenty to read and/or listen to. Plenty of ways to, shall we say, alter your mood. I'm sure you'll be feeling at least a little better in no btime.

 

[xxxpaulzzz]

Should have been at my house at 6am this morning. Hubs had his idiot friends start showing up like I run a waffle house. Seems he forgot to mention that they were planning an all day fishing trip and of course I was invited like that made me feel any better. Yeah there was some dirty talking going on at my house this morning. I have said the word fuck more in the last 48 hours than I have in my entire 30 years and I don't think I'm done yet. Wish it was being used in a sexy kinda way like "fuck me baby please don't stop" but uh, no - won't be anything like that for awhile.

maybe you can try: "fuck me baby please don't stop" with us guys from lit instead?

 

[southern_gal]

I'm sorry to hear it. At least here, though, you have plenty to read and/or listen to. Plenty of ways to, shall we say, alter your mood. I'm sure you'll be feeling at least a little better in no btime.

maybe you can try: "fuck me baby please don't stop" with us guys from lit instead?

I'm literally just trying to get the nerve to go out while they are gone and find the first cute guy that will give me attention and bring him home and fuck him on dumbass's side of the bed.

 

[duppyconquorer]

I'm literally just trying to get the nerve to go out while they are gone and find the first cute guy that will give me attention and bring him home and fuck him on dumbass's side of the bed.

Where do you live? Lol

 

[southern_gal]

Where do you live? Lol

I live within two miles of a pier that looks just like the one in your av.

 

[duppyconquorer]

I live within two miles of a pier that looks just like the one in your av.

Lol meet in 15?

 

[southern_gal]

Lol meet in 15?

Deal. Bring your lunch tho cause the snack bar at the pier by my house is closed for the season, and you dear, are gonna need nutrition for stamina. I am in heat and I need a man to fuck me half out of my mind and then slap some sense into me and then really have his way with me.

 

[ThatOneBlindGuy]

Well, Southern Gal, if you do meet him, make sure to talk dirty to him. Then this whole thing is actually still on topic. *grin*

 

[southern_gal]

Well, Southern Gal, if you do meet him, make sure to talk dirty to him. Then this whole thing is actually still on topic. *grin*

Oh we're worried about staying on topic? Who really gives a shit? I need sex and he's out fucking his buddies in the middle of the gulf for all I know. What do I have to do to get fucked too? How's that for dirty talk and staying on topic?

 

[ThatOneBlindGuy]

Oh we're worried about staying on topic? Who really gives a shit? I need sex and he's out fucking his buddies in the middle of the gulf for all I know. What do I have to do to get fucked too? How's that for dirty talk and staying on topic?

That works. *backs away quickly*

 

[southern_gal]

That works. *backs away quickly*

Good idea. Sit quietly and behave.

 

[ThatOneBlindGuy]

Good idea. Sit quietly and behave.

I genuinely apologize if I offended you. I was merely attempting to inject some humor into the situation. I shall be more careful in the future.

 

[southern_gal]

I genuinely apologize if I offended you. I was merely attempting to inject some humor into the situation. I shall be more careful in the future.

Dear, an apology is the very last thing in the world I want right now. You have no need to apologize because I was the one slapping you all over the internet. Now stand up, brush yourself off, take a deep breath, and shove me face first in the pillow like you should have done the first time. Does a woman have to take out a billboard ad when she's in heat?

 

[flint9]

Dear, an apology is the very last thing in the world I want right now. You have no need to apologize because I was the one slapping you all over the internet. Now stand up, brush yourself off, take a deep breath, and shove me face first in the pillow like you should have done the first time. Does a woman have to take out a billboard ad when she's in heat?

face first into the pillow ass in the air,a couple of slaps on the ass to let you know whats next.

 

[southern_gal]

face first into the pillow ass in the air,a couple of slaps on the ass to let you know whats next.

Are you gonna fuck me or talk me to an orgasm?? We like to hear it from men too. I love hearing him tell me what's he's gonna do to me as he's doing it.

 

[pvt_addiction]

I love having a woman talk dirty, but...

I love talking dirty to a woman too, telling her what I'm going to do, as I make my way down her body to kiss her pussy

 

[wantingit2222]

I like teasing her till she cant stand it and begs me to fuck her. Then start pounding that pussy good and telling her to take my dick and hot cum!

 

[Denise_liter]

Essentially, this is what a woman wants to hear:

http://38.media.tumblr.com/116d3a612d29be5f0963527ff33181f5/tumblr_ncdd18E1Kp1risr9ko1_500.jpg

 

[wantingit2222]

Essentially, this is what a woman wants to hear:

http://38.media.tumblr.com/116d3a612d29be5f0963527ff33181f5/tumblr_ncdd18E1Kp1risr9ko1_500.jpg

Nothing wrong with that. Good Girl, now get ready to take my dick hard...