Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[flynn99]

Why get dressed? Might earn a discount!

Why don't mammals have exoskeletons?

 

[HarryKing1066]

Why don't mammals have exoskeletons?
Because they prefer to get a boner inside!

 

[flynn99]

@HarryKing1066 , you forgot to ask a question

 

[Tio_Narratore]

@HarryKing1066 , you forgot to ask a question

(I'll try.)

What is a baccalaureate?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

A sexy lady, named Laurel, who bakes cakes on cam and does some freaky stuff with her mixing spoons.

Who jumped over the moon?

 

[MargotPayge]

Who jumped over the moon?

Depends on who is doing the mooning.

How did this post get to over 1000 replies?

 

[Bamagan]

How did this post get to over 1000 replies?

Sore knees, an aching jaw, and a very tired mouth!

How long will it take for 1000 more to pop off?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

1000 more, that's a lot of face fluffing, pwoooar...

Why should you chew with your mouth closed?

 

[flynn99]

...because your dinner companion might be into muckbang or sploshing and you don't want them jumping across the table to fuck you in the restaurant.

(or maybe you do...? )

how do you make a turn while on a unicycle?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

...because your dinner companion might be into muckbang or sploshing and you don't want them jumping across the table to fuck you in the restaurant.

(or maybe you do...? )

how do you make a turn while on a unicycle?

Use your hard dick to indicate left or right.

What does "September remember" mean?

 

[flynn99]

Use your hard dick to indicate left or right.

What does "September remember" mean?

It's a callback to August for Lust

Why does it smell so good after a rain?