Flirting

Tonight

Flirted with a hot waitress tonight with smiles and winks
Got her number and her address and when she gets off work
 
I can't flirt.

I'm flirting handicapped.

In real life, anyway. I can't even detect when people are flirting with me. People tell me after the fact, "Hey, I think she liked you!" Even my wife points it out, "Hey, that girl is checking you out!"

Nothing.

This is a serious disability. There should be programs for people like me.
 
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I can't flirt.

I'm flirting handicapped.

In real life, anyway. I can't even detect when people are flirting with me. People tell me after the fact, "Hey, I think she liked you!" Even my wife points it out, "Hey, that girl is checking you out!"

Nothing.

This is a serious disability. There should be programs for people like me.

You send the best spam....
 
I can't flirt.

I'm flirting handicapped.

In real life, anyway. I can't even detect when people are flirting with me. People tell me after the fact, "Hey, I think she liked you!" Even my wife points it out, "Hey, that girl is checking you out!"

Nothing.

This is a serious disability. There should be programs for people like me.

I second that...in RL I'm a flirting dolt:(
 
Flirting certainly helps the ego. I can get quite pumped for the week with a single flirt. The adrenalin flows........
 
Flirting is such a turn-on. Sure, I know that chances are its not gonna lead to anything. but the game is such fun. The gestures, subtleties and inuendo are what make it so enjoyable.
 
Its a big big turn on and surely makes everything a whole lot more fun. Harmless most of the time and can be hilarious. Love it!
 
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