fruit masturbation aids

[amofiga]

Omg T realllllly!!!

I can only think about Apple Pie now eewwwww!!!

AH HA, Another fan of "American Pie".

I know the thread started as "fruit substitute" but I can't see how any fruit would be a good substitute for a guy to use. I think you'd have to go a bit more expensive and go with a medium rare top round roast that had been allowed to cool to body temperature. I nice slit with a good knife and you'd have something a lot more realistic. Never tried it, but could see how that would work pretty well. Avoid well done unless you had some olive oil to help out.

 

[crazy4cock]

Cucumber you dig out the insides just enough for your cock and put a small hole at the other end. Warm it up in water then put oil inside and slip your cock in. Leve the hole open on the down stroke but cover it on the up stroke oh what a feeling.

Watched a video of that...ingenious little bugger.

 

[Mrdarkblueeyes]

Watched a video of that...ingenious little bugger.

My first reaction was, “there's a video??" My second was, “it's the internet, of course there is."

Some of these ideas are intriguing.

 

[eric60red]

Its all about satisfaction

There are several ways, i once saw a video of a vacuum cleaner nozzle being used.

 

[Lazy_lay]

Find a large bannana and cut the end off and wrap tape around it so it doesnt split apart and scoop the insides out. It feels amazing and when you cum it`ll tastes like bannana cream

A duct tape solution!

 

[suckonsimon]

Find a large bannana and cut the end off and wrap tape around it so it doesnt split apart and scoop the insides out. It feels amazing and when you cum it`ll tastes like bannana cream

I have used a banana before.
Felt nice. It's been 10+ years ago though since I have.

Years back I happened upon this massive banana and crazily decided to ease out the fruit so I could fuck the skin. I split it open end to end with my first push! I was kind of disappointed and satisfied all in one! So, barley, cheers for the tape hint. I think I'll not bother though!

 

[haurni]

Actually a cantaloupe is nice. Just cut a hole big enough for yourself. I would advise letting it sit out at room temp for awhile so it's not too cold!

I read about this in the Penthouse forum or some similar place decades ago. The writer suggested warming it in the sun. Never done it myself, though. I recall another story about doing it with a cheese pizza - not too hot, of course!

I did post a picture on my porn page some time ago involving a banana, though not quite in the ultimately intimate fashion described here
(http://www.image***fap.com/photo/37705521/?pgid=&gid=4317775&page=0 - copy the URL to your browser and then delete the asterisks if you want to see it )

 

[Beck31]

Am I the only one who is thinking wtf? I have heard a few of my mates talk about odd shyte people do while high on weed or drunk off of liquor but this takes the cake for sure. I know I'm an odd duck but you people completely baffle me.

 

[eric60red]

Melon

A nice juicy Melon, makes a good wanking prop, cut a hole slightly narrower than your prick it will need to be warm, not straight from the fridge. The outer skin is hard make sure its at the base of you shaft, and just enjoy the feeling of a wet, warm pussy wrapped around your shaft. Shoot your load then eat the melon with your spunk inside it .

 

[SmileyGirl]

Ohhhh emmmm geeeee thank you very much!!!!

Now when I sit down to Sunday Roast of Melon for a starter, Roast Silverside, carrots, courgette for main and Apple Pie for dessert. All I'll be able to think about is this thread and Mr T. I am never going to be able to look at that dinner the same way EVER!!!!

Cheers Troj and Co!! Cheers verrrrry much


ahaha!!

 

[Nicebignips]

Omg T realllllly!!!

I can only think about Apple Pie now eewwwww!!!

Lol, I'm right there with you.

 

[BongoGal]

Horseradish:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr04/13/12/anigif_enhanced-6504-1394727165-25.gif

 

[midwestyankee]

Horseradish:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr04/13/12/anigif_enhanced-6504-1394727165-25.gif

Damn! That beast would make for some serious figging.

 

[kc_sweetNsour]

I caught my brother using the wide end of a carrot for insertion, once.

 

[OnaTangent]

Lots of food for thought here!

 

[cassjenner]

Banana! Yes, I heard about this and one night when stoned tried it. Its hard to find one large enough to fit an erect penis inside so will inevitably split but thats okay if its open at the top a little as its the underside of your cock that is most sensitive.
It warms up very quickly and actually feels amazing! Different from a ahnd, or a vagina, but very very nice!
And when you cum you can lick it right out of there and it tastes yummy!
(goes downstairs to check fruitbowl...)

 

[RaynieJ]

I find this thread oddly fascinating. Sounds like there's quite a bit if fapping with fruits going on out there.

My first reaction was, “there's a video??" My second was, “it's the internet, of course there is."

Hah! So true.

 

[CharlieGG]

Watermelon works nicely... but you don't microwave for godsake, you can get hot spots that way, you do NOT want that!

Just run some warm water in the hole for a bit to warm it up, nice and easy...

 

[iamjustme4ever]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1325726222937_3113095.png

Ahahaha!!

Hahaha!!! http://www.en.kolobok.us/smiles/standart/laugh3.gif

 

[BongoGal]

Graoefruiting.

 

[tiny_tits]

Graoefruiting.

Have you tried this?

 

[BongoGal]

Have you tried this?

No, but I'll admit that it does intrigue me. I do, however, fear the thought of hearing, "Ow! It stings!"

 

[iansearchof]

I once had a couple as a patient. She was pregnant and not at all in the mood of having sex ------neither intercourse nor fellatio. She found a solution that worked pretty well. She made a hole in an egg plant and used to hold it for him while he banged away.

Oh fuck (so to speak)!

I once knew a chef who said that lining a large mouthed bottle with liver would work well...Somehow these remedies miss a little something for me.