Miles Long
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It's only fucking Wednesday. Fuck.
Fuck
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Farawyn
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Snow day tomorrow, fucking Yahooooo!!
cookiecat
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For the fucking snow bomb?
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Bramblethorn
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Fuck me, this is amazing and yet terrifying: Observers [of Australian falcons and kites] report both solo and cooperative attempts, often successful, to spread wildfires intentionally via single-occasion or repeated transport of burning sticks in talons or beaks
Come to Australia, where the wildlife will fucking FIREBOMB you from the air.
Come to Australia, where the wildlife will fucking FIREBOMB you from the air.
Why is everything in Australia hell-bent on murdering people?
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You know the one that really gets me?
Fucking funnelweb spiders. They live on beetles, cockroaches, maybe small lizards. Their venom is harmless to every kind of mammal that's native to Australia and most of the ones that aren't...except for primates.
They evolved in a continent that had no primates at all (until the last ~80k years), and yet their venom is extremely toxic to humans. It's like the bastards were fucking WAITING for us.
Jerks.
I don't mind sharing this continent with snakes and platypuses and blue-ringed octopuses, but funnelwebs give me the creeps.
But, on the good side, the people are a lot less murder-y here than in the land of my birth, which goes a long way to make up for the wildlife.
Shankara20
Well, that is lovely
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Shankara20
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on the other hand I do have a cup to tea first thing in the morning before I start with the coffee, so "fuck THEM", I say...
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Fuck, fuck, FUCK, expectations.
Miles Long
Fuck victoriously!
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Fuck winter.
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Fuck summer.
(Forecast for today upgraded to 41C. I'm going out in an hour.)
(Forecast for today upgraded to 41C. I'm going out in an hour.)
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Shankara20
Well, that is lovely
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crashD
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HisArpy
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I've actually seen those. Or something extremely similar. They were white instead of red and had the "Fuck you" running around the top instead of down the side.
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FUCK!
I just lost a crown. At least I didn't swallow it.
Oh, fuck!
Shankara20
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FUCK!
I just lost a crown. At least I didn't swallow it, but, DAMMIT!.
That fucking sucks!!!!
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Farawyn
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FUCK!
I just lost a crown. At least I didn't swallow it, but, DAMMIT!.
*hands you mine and does the regal wave*
