Fuck

Fuck, cookie!!!
Or 1 syllable man, remember him???

You like my big cock? You want to touch my big cock? Suck it? Fuck it?
Big. Cock.

(His profile pic? You guessed it...)

Then he goes on to write really literate
posts... So, you think, okay, maybe he had an off day... Answer the 1 syllable man, and immediately get:

... I knew you liked my big cock.

1 syllable. Every single word.

Maybe he goes straight fucking caveman when turned on...

"uggg,..you come here...you suck cock...uggg"

haha Poor guy. Blood rushing to the lower head is probably a little disorientating.
 
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Dollie

We like most avatars and PM's. Hubby says it keeps me fucking busy and I don't bug him. Fuck hubby. He changes our avatar so often I can't find myself.
I'm beginning to like Lit.
 
Maybe he goes straight fucking caveman when turned on...

"uggg,..you come here...you suck cock...uggg"

haha Poor guy. Blood rushing to the lower head is probably a little disorientating.

My answer to him was always: Meh.

We like most avatars and PM's. Hubby says it keeps me fucking busy and I don't bug him. Fuck hubby. He changes our avatar so often I can't find myself.
I'm beginning to like Lit.

Dollie, hi! Is that a tube top in your AV by any chance?
 
Dollie

My answer to him was always: Meh.



Dollie, hi! Is that a tube top in your AV by any chance?
Yes, my husband used to cut them in half so they didn't cover much. The picture was me at the French market in New Orleans around way too many people. He's fucking crazy!
 
Fuck, cookie!!!
Or 1 syllable man, remember him???

You like my big cock? You want to touch my big cock? Suck it? Fuck it?
Big. Cock.

(His profile pic? You guessed it...)

Then he goes on to write really literate
posts... So, you think, okay, maybe he had an off day... Answer the 1 syllable man, and immediately get:

... I knew you liked my big cock.

1 syllable. Every single word.

Where the fuck did he go!?


For your comfort? Only you can guage. :kiss: I think it's great. I just mentioned in a how to thread I do notice a very slight difference in PMs with different avatar pictures, but not oppresively. I get very few asshat PMs. Really, hardly any. :)

I get more sexual asshatty messages when I post in other forums. I made a comment about bareback sex over in fetish and sexuality and got a few odd PMs. But hey, Im on a porn board.

Mostly I get no messages but when I do get the sexy time kind, they're generally smart and fun. It's all good.
 
Fucking nuts in my hospital cafeteria piece of cake. What kind of monster puts nuts in a cake for fucks sake?
 
Fuck no! Chocolate.

Where the fuck have you been?

German chocolate? I love me some cake.

I've been lurking, nothing interesting to post about lately unless everyone wants to hear me rant non-stop about boring work related crap. rant rant rant rant rant fucking work people fucking up my day. rant rant rant. I've been pretty crabby in general and not feeling like the best conversationalist.

My work has epic cookies in the cafeteria though, literally the best monster cookies ever. I consumed one in a fit of rage this afternoon, it was cathartic. That and quietly whispering "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" under my breath to my underling as we walked away from everyone that was pissing me off at work today, he cracked up every time, probably blew my cover but I'm pretty sure my "I'm not amused face" was in full force today.

I'd say it was a combo of the monster cookie, quietly swearing at people under my breath as I walked away and a certain someone distracting me suggestive texts all afternoon that helped.
 
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German chocolate? I love me some cake.

I've been lurking, nothing interesting to post about lately unless everyone wants to hear me rant non-stop about boring work related crap. rant rant rant rant rant fucking work people fucking up my day. rant rant rant. I've been pretty crabby in general and not feeling like the best conversationalist.

My work has epic cookies in the cafeteria though, literally the best monster cookies ever. I consumed one in a fit of rage this afternoon, it was cathartic. That and quietly whispering "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" under my breath to my underling as we walked away from everyone that was pissing me off at work today, he cracked up every time, probably blew my cover but I'm pretty sure my "I'm not amused face" was in full force today.

I'd say it was a combo of the monster cookie, quietly swearing at people under my breath as I walked away and a certain someone distracting me suggestive texts all afternoon that helped.

Fuck! Winning destress strategy.

Has a fucking career move ever crossed your mind?

Park fucking ranger seems good. Relaxing, as long as the weather is good. And no fucking forest fires. Maybe cuter outfits.
 
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