Fuck

Fuck it's cold. 24 fucking below by tomorrow morning.

Much warmer here down south of you: only 10 fucking below tomorrow. Would be a good day to hunker down but, alas, that won't be possible.

I must be between you two...-17 by tomorrow morning. Super glad I get to get up and leave for work at 330 in the fucking morning! <--fucking sarcasm.
 
I must be between you two...-17 by tomorrow morning. Super glad I get to get up and leave for work at 330 in the fucking morning! <--fucking sarcasm.

What the fuck? My eyes just froze thinking about this. Stay safe and warm and wear a fucking hat (said in my best mom voice)
 
I must be between you two...-17 by tomorrow morning. Super glad I get to get up and leave for work at 330 in the fucking morning! <--fucking sarcasm.

I'd be screaming FUCK!! at the top of my lungs if I had to leave for work at 3:30 in the morning in a Julyheat wave, You have my sympathies. According to the Weather Channel, it will be a toasty -8 when I have to leave the house tomorrow morning. I know we're supposed to be all stoic about the cold here in the upper Midwest but fuck, this is cold.
 
Sign I expect to see this week:

"Jesus is the reason for the season, fuckers, and fuck you if you are not putting Christ-love in your heart."
 
Warm hugs to all you facing such cold fucking temperatures. :eek:

It is getting colder here, but nothing extreme. Just that fresh crisp coldness that is perfect for the time of year.
 
Fuck!
It's the same every fuckin' holiday season.
I put off the cards.
And.
Put them off.
And off...

Done.
The fuckin' "I'm still alive, are you?" cards -
done for one more mother-fuckin' season...

Now, shall we attack the god-damn fuckin' tree next???


:cool:
 
What the fuck? My eyes just froze thinking about this. Stay safe and warm and wear a fucking hat (said in my best mom voice)

I'd be screaming FUCK!! at the top of my lungs if I had to leave for work at 3:30 in the morning in a Julyheat wave, You have my sympathies. According to the Weather Channel, it will be a toasty -8 when I have to leave the house tomorrow morning. I know we're supposed to be all stoic about the cold here in the upper Midwest but fuck, this is cold.

I survived! Lucky me, I get to do it again tomorrow morning but it will be AT LEAST 0 degrees F. A fucking heat wave. May wear my bikini!
 
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Fuck!
It's the same every fuckin' holiday season.
I put off the cards.
And.
Put them off.
And off...

Done.
The fuckin' "I'm still alive, are you?" cards -
done for one more mother-fuckin' season...

Now, shall we attack the god-damn fuckin' tree next???


:cool:

People keep asking me for my address to send Christmas cards, so I ask for theirs back to keep up the appearance that I'm gonna send cards even tho I have no intention of doing so... im soooo lazy
 
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