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I Fucking love you guys.
Yea.
You.
Yea.
You.
Fuck
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Shankara20
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I think he thinks you live near Seattle.
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Damn dog, don't have to crash the plane into the god damn mountain on me. I'm just brainstorming here, we could do something else. Doesn't have to be any of that stuff, like... We could go to the zoo in Nixon masks and assault a mascot, then when the cops show up, call them all beta cocks and escape via smoke bombs and golf carts, all the while yelling about how New Zealand is the Canada of Australia... Or, someone else could try coming up with something ( I've had my definition of fun questioned on more than one occasion ).
Well, now you're getting picked up on principal. Gotta balance out the rest of these upbeat people with more than just me. Also, need someone to hold the arrows and the dynamite
You heard our knight in shining apathy! We'll all end the day at Con/Blue's place where we don't have to take our shoes off, can clog the toilet with paper towels to our hearts content, and feast on a meal consisting entirely of subdued stoicism and corn.
Best. Fucking. Day. Ever.
Please don't wreck my house...
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Oh, no, perish the thought. Don't look at it as " wrecking ", more like " giving it character ". Curb appeal ( that's an industry term ). This way, down the line when you're looking to move, you've got something to show.
You:"... and here we have the living room, where the BEST FUCKING DAY EVER happened, once upon a time."
Potential buyers:*Examining the various stains, burns, and crudely drawn penesia ( that's a plural for penis ) on the ceiling in awe*
" Wow, sure looks like it! We'll take it at twice the asking price, hope cash is okay!!!"
Boom. Just doubled your home equity.
You're welcome.
Shankara20
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Do we get a cut for helping draw the penesia art?
I could use a little extra fuckin' cash...
(now where the hell did I set those arrows down at
)I am neither physically nor mentally capable of such riveting oratory.
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It's a fun fucking day when Necro drinks lotsa coffee.
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Okay... Here's how it's gonna go down.
We'll get an old iron lung worthy of Jules Vern, and have you lay down and simulate catatonia. It'll just add to the mythology. It's bulletproof.
Ask soon to be Daddy Warbucks up there, I have it on good authority he's about to come into a some new money via prime real estate
Coffee? I'm just trying to be helpful, Cutey.
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Shankara20
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setting at the lunch table today...
Wife: Well, it looks like we have a free afternoon. Want to have sex or go to a movie?
Me: (to myself) What the fuck? What sort of question is that!!!!!
All in all it was a rather good movie....
Wife: Well, it looks like we have a free afternoon. Want to have sex or go to a movie?
Me: (to myself) What the fuck? What sort of question is that!!!!!
All in all it was a rather good movie....
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Fuck. Comcast.
I'm back finally.
What did I miss?
I'm back finally.
What did I miss?
Miles Long
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If it tastes half as good as it smells, then FUCK.
Shankara20
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1) Not a fuckin' think....
2) All sorts of cool as fuck stuff....
Your choice #1 or #2
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1) Not a fuckin' think....
2) All sorts of cool as fuck stuff....
Your choice #1 or #2
Well considering I just read Necro getting fucking wound up over Stag while roping in you and Con on the previous page, I'll take Door #2 just as soon as I can wipe the tears out of my eyes and get up off the floor.
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Fucking amazing.
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Well considering I just read Necro getting fucking wound up over Stag while roping in you and Con on the previous page, I'll take Door #2 just as soon as I can wipe the years out of my eyes and get up off the floor.
There door #2 is it...
have a fuckin' good time...
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Dear life outside my little house:
...aside for my internet connections where I choose where I wish to spend my time!
Dear life outside my little house:
...aside for my internet connections where I choose where I wish to spend my time!
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Being a Dom with out a Sub for soooo long. Fuccccccck
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