Fuck

[Azuldrgon]

Home Depot runs.

 

[gracie920101]

 

[Eva_Star]

Fucking chickens. They don't follow directions for shit.

 

[gracie920101]

Fucking chickens. They don't follow directions for shit.

Herding chickens is similar to picking up spilled marbles - they scatter and end up in the strangest places.

 

[Eva_Star]

I wanted ice cream.

I decided to have some dried mangoes because like vitamins and stuff.

I ate a few...thought...not bad.

Ate more.

Ate more.

Looked in bag to see how many were left.

Bugs.

There were fucking bugs crawling around.

I am sure I am going to die. They are probably breeding in my esophagus or pancreas or something.

Goodbye, friends.

Fuck my life.

I should have just eaten the ice cream.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Bugs are just good ol protein. Nothing to worry about!

 

[Farawyn]

I wanted ice cream.

I decided to have some dried mangoes because like vitamins and stuff.

I ate a few...thought...not bad.

Ate more.

Ate more.

Looked in bag to see how many were left.

Bugs.

There were fucking bugs crawling around.

I am sure I am going to die. They are probably breeding in my esophagus or pancreas or something.

Goodbye, friends.

Fuck my life.

I should have just eaten the ice cream.

Bugs are the protein of the future.

 

[pumperguy191]

Bugs are the protein of the future.

Fuck that,

 

[Eva_Star]

Bugs are just good ol protein. Nothing to worry about!

Bugs are the protein of the future.

You are just saying this to make me feel better, aren't you? You want my last coherent moments, before the bugs eat through the soft tissue of my brain, to not be filled with fear.

I appreciate you both.

*what is that bright light in the distance?*

 

[Farawyn]

You are just saying this to make me feel better, aren't you? You want my last coherent moments, before the bugs eat through the soft tissue of my brain, to not be filled with fear.

I appreciate you both.

*what is that bright light in the distance?*

I've eaten chocolate covered ants and fried crickets.
Not bad.

 

[Farawyn]

Fuck that,

Goes great with rum buckets.

 

[Eva_Star]

I've eaten chocolate covered ants and fried crickets.
Not bad.

Those were dead bugs! These were alive.

*dry heaving*

 

[pumperguy191]

Goes great with rum buckets.

I'd have to have 2 of them to eat bugs, no fucking way,

 

[Eva_Star]

Herding chickens is similar to picking up spilled marbles - they scatter and end up in the strangest places.

Yes...they just wouldn't go in the daaamn coop. Then I give up, turn around...and they are suddenly all in the coop...like "what? We have been here the whole time."

Assholes.

*bug update: chest pains. Bugs are probably burrowing into my heart*

 

[pumperguy191]

*bug update: chest pains. Bugs are probably burrowing into my heart*

you're Fucked, go the ER, stat

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yes...they just wouldn't go in the daaamn coop. Then I give up, turn around...and they are suddenly all in the coop...like "what? We have been here the whole time."

Assholes.

*bug update: chest pains. Bugs are probably burrowing into my heart*

I'm so fucking sorry, Eva... but I'm laughing.

Your last moments spent on Lit...
And you're still funny AF

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Yes...they just wouldn't go in the daaamn coop. Then I give up, turn around...and they are suddenly all in the coop...like "what? We have been here the whole time."

Assholes.

*bug update: chest pains. Bugs are probably burrowing into my heart*

Farm life getting to you? The chickens probably don't like you stealing their eggs. Take a shot of vodka and kill those bugs. lol

 

[Eva_Star]

you're Fucked, go the ER, stat

You are not the first guy to say this to me, pumperguy...but I am glad you are the last. This may be our first conversation but I have never felt closer to anyone....ever....in my entire life.

Maybe being in my final hours has made me sentimental.

Remember me!

*reaches into the abyss*

I'm so fucking sorry, Eva... but I'm laughing.

Your last moments spent on Lit...
And you're still funny AF

Omg...I just had a Wizard of Oz moment. The scene where Dorothy is saying good bye to everyone...and she tells Scarecrow that she will miss him the most.

"BFG, I think I will miss you most of all."

*sob*

 

[Eva_Star]

Farm life getting to you? The chickens probably don't like you stealing their eggs. Take a shot of vodka and kill those bugs. lol

Ermie...is that you??

I....I...can't see you....

Ermie!!

 

[pumperguy191]

You are not the first guy to say this to me, pumperguy...but I am glad you are the last. This may be our first conversation but I have never felt closer to anyone....ever....in my entire life.

Maybe being in my final hours has made me sentimental.

Remember me!

*reaches into the abyss*

nah, you'll be ok for fuck's sake. the were psychedelic bugs, giving you hallucinations

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Ermie...is that you??

I....I...can't see you....

Ermie!!

Fuck! Come back from the light. Don't leave me! Your too young to die!! I haven't even seen your tits yet!!!! Fuck!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Omg...I just had a Wizard of Oz moment. The scene where Dorothy is saying good bye to everyone...and she tells Scarecrow that she will miss him the most.

"BFG, I think I will miss you most of all."

*sob*

*runs barefoot down the yellow brick road*

I am coming, just hold on

(Not like that, you pervs! )

I should ask Fara if she has red shoes... I KNOW she doesn't have white!

 

[Miles Long]

You still not dead yet?

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

*runs barefoot down the yellow brick road*

I am coming, just hold on

(Not like that, you pervs! )

I should ask Fara if she has red shoes... I KNOW she doesn't have white!

I'm cumming too! Oh Fuck! Lol

 

[pumperguy191]

I'm cumming too! Oh Fuck! Lol

Fuck, isn't necrophilia illegal ?