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fuckmeat's medieval bedchamber ~ open OOC chat for the deviant and depraved.

Hi, welcome. I'm sorry you found it so quiet here but I'm in the UK so I am not often online when Americans are.
 
Wanders in and heads to the small table, pouring himself a coffee. He then grabs a chair and relaxes into it, slowly sipping his drink and gazing around the empty room.
 
*Wanders in, remiss in so many duties, and drops a little tumbler of whiskey near Leo's coffee. Continues walking to begin oiling the and sanding all the wood, and leather. Turns down the bed and replaces the sheets, scrubs and polishes the cuffs, and works the crops back and forth so they remain snappy.*

It's been quiet here.
 
Too quiet. sigh Thanks for keeping the place tidy CT :heart:

Things that sucked today. pours a large glass of wine and drinks deeply

1. Some lucky bastard winning my iPhone on Ebay. Being poor sucks.
2. G being put into an isolation room and put on prophylactic antibiotics because there's been a case of D&V on the ward she was in.
3. My cat proudly presenting me with half a mouse, before promptly regurgitating the other half onto the lounge floor.
4. The utility company that we buy gas and electricity from. Because of their insane 'estimated billing system' they basically guess what you've used and you have to provide meter readings to prove otherwise. We're now £130 in credit for gas and £85 in deficit for electricity. However, offsetting one against the other is apparently impossible because no gas employee has access to the data for electricity customers and vice versa. 'Free market economy' my pasty white ass.

drains wineglass and pours another

So, how's my Sir? :kiss:
 
Well, all that makes my boring day sound very nice by comparison.

But I could bring some color to that pasty white ass, to make you feel better...
 
walks my pasty ass closer to Sir, aching to be used by him

Is that so? To make me feel better huh?
 
stands in front of his chair, turning my back to display the ass in question, my legs slightly parted, nothing but the thin fabric of my dress concealing me from his eyes... and hands.

Utterly selfless Sir.
 
I hope this dress wasn't expensive...

Raises and eyebrow with a grin and grabs a handful of material in his hand, before pulling sharply and being rewarded with the sound of tearing as it falls away.

Whoops.
 
gasps and arches, pressing my ass into his hands

No dress could possibly be worth your hands on my ass Sir.

I spread my legs a little wider in their booted feet, opening and displaying myself for any use he might have for me
 
Well, then. As promised, I have some ways of changing that pigmentation that we both should find... agreeable.

Lands three well-placed and soundly spanks on his target, one gracing each cheek, the last striking an exposed mound with a wetter striking sound. He watches with a smile as the pale cheeks display prints as the cunt turns an angry shade.
 
bites lip hard and stays quiet, savouring the loud smacks and the hot pain blossoming across my ass and cunt. the arch in my back becomes more pronounced and the wet sound of the last strike makes my face blush a matching shade of scarlet. i hold my breath as he pauses, hoping desperately that he's not done with me yet
 
erects flagpole and raises flag

EnglandFlag.jpg


So, we're going to kick the USA soccer team's asses today.

Just sayin' :p
 
They're just a better soccer team man. States are purely overmatched today. But don't worry.

*Slips on my Netherlands Jersey.*

Het Nederland zal zegevierend zijn.
 
That has been said about another US sports team on a world stage before, about 30 years ago now. Oh, yeah. I went there.

Gotta have faith-a faith-a faith. Ooo gotta have faith.

I'm done.
 
Welcome, welcome. Feel free to look around and don't be afraid to let your curiosity get the best of you.

Our hostess is away at the moment, but make yourself at home.
 
Thank you and I will try not to be too much of a nuissance.

Takes a seat on the floor and draws her knees up to her chin.
 
Tip toes into the room, curious and a bit turned on... (and pissed off with the football result)
 
I know! Our goalie needs throwing to the England fans to be torn limb from limb.

Hi and welcome btw xx
 
fuckmeat said:
I know! Our goalie needs throwing to the England fans to be torn limb from limb.

Hi and welcome btw xx
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Hmmmm vicious. I like it.

Hello. Thanks.

Score was 1-1 following the English keepers decision to throw the ball into his own net.
 
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